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Bloodied Plays Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors: Parts 17 to 20

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 16 October 2021 by bloodied




The end is here! If you listen closely, you can hear Bloodied’s patience implode…

Bloodied Plays Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors: Part 16

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 9 October 2021 by bloodied

If only Mario were here to help with all this plumbing…

Bloodied Plays Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors: Parts 13 to 15

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 6 October 2021 by bloodied



Sudoku haunts my nightmares…

Bloodied Plays Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors: Parts 10 to 12

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 2 October 2021 by bloodied




Move over Marvel! Here’s the real ‘What If?’!

Bloodied Plays Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors: Parts 7 to 9

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 8 September 2021 by bloodied



“Thank you Bloodied, but our Princess ending is in another castle timeline!”

Bloodied Plays Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors: Parts 4 to 6

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 7 August 2021 by bloodied




From the kitchen to the hospital faster than you can say “salmonella”!

Bloodied Plays Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors: Parts 1 to 3

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 14 July 2021 by bloodied



The Jigsaw Killer’s about to sue somebody!

Bloodied Plays Blacksad: Under The Skin – Part 12

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 23 May 2021 by bloodied


“It’s not finished!



It’s finished!”

Bloodied Plays Blacksad: Under The Skin – Parts 9 to 11

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 21 May 2021 by bloodied




He’s infiltrating with a forklift!

Bloodied Plays Blacksad: Under The Skin – Parts 6 to 8

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 17 April 2021 by bloodied



ALL GLORY TO THE BLACKSAD FISH!!!

Bloodied Plays Blacksad: Under The Skin – Parts 3 to 5

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 4 April 2021 by bloodied

Pie bad, tray good!

Bloodied Plays Read Only Memories: NEURODIVER Demo

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , , on 24 March 2021 by bloodied

Talk about a mindfuck…

Bloodied Plays Blacksad: Under The Skin – Parts 1 and 2

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 19 March 2021 by bloodied

Furry noir has a lot less catnip than I was anticipating…

Bloodied Plays Silent Hill 2: Parts 3 and 4

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 14 March 2021 by bloodied

Holy shit, Bloodied actually made some more let’s play videos?! And somehow this incurs the wrath of Silent Hill itself?!

Gangs of the Undercity

Posted in Kickstarter, The Witterings of Bloodied with tags , , , , , on 9 August 2020 by bloodied

We here at the Cult always love to draw attention to nifty looking projects, and if ‘cyberpunk fantasy gang fight wargame’ doesn’t sound nifty to you than I’m moderately confused as to why you are on this website. Currently entering its last week on Kickstarter, Gangs of the Undercity is a new IP tabletop wargame from the lovely people at Fragging Unicorn Games (full disclosure: the Cult’s own Allegory does freelance work for them), putting you in charge of either a pregenerated or custom built gang battling to survive and thrive in the crumbling undercity of Neo-Babylon. Think that sounds cool? Don’t just take my word for it, hope over to their Kickstarter page and look at the pitch video, as well as the preview pics of the beautifully sculpted models you’d be using. Go on, I’ll wait…







Looks cool, doesn’t it? Even cooler, the project funded on day one, so this is definitely going ahead, and stretch goals are adding all sorts of goodies for everyone, from new models and gangs, to a short story collection building on the setting (full disclosure again: Allegory has written one of the stories in the collection, and has a small roll in the Undercity audio drama that you can listen to here). Plus, with everything so far along, delivery is estimated for end of the year, so you won’t have to wait too long to get your hands on those awesome models and snazzy terrain. We here at the Cult are certainly looking forward to getting to play this beauty, and you can bet we’ll give you our thoughts when we do. In the mean time, you’ve got until 5:59am BST Sunday 16th of August to make your pledge and secure your slot in the battle for undercity supremacy.

Bloodied Plays Disco Elysium: Part 4

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 5 June 2020 by bloodied


What a load of balls!

Bloodied Plays Disco Elysium: Part 3

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 25 May 2020 by bloodied


‘Firewalker’ is the name of my Twin Peaks soundtrack cover band

Bloodied Plays Disco Elysium: Part 2

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 20 May 2020 by bloodied


“~HUAGH!!! HUAGH!!!~ That’s the sound of the police!!!”

Bloodied Plays Disco Elysium: Part 1

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 17 May 2020 by bloodied


Booze fought the law, and the booze won…

Bloodied Plays Silent Hill 2: Part 2

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 19 March 2020 by bloodied


James used Bullets!!!

It’s not very effective…

Bloodied Plays Silent Hill 2: Part 1

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 11 March 2020 by bloodied


There was a hole in Bloodied’s gaming knowledge. It’s gone now.

Bloodied and FinalGamer (sorta) play Clock Tower: part 2

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 9 March 2020 by bloodied


This is the chase scene that never ends; it just goes on and on, my friend…

Bloodied and FinalGamer (sorta) play Clock Tower: part 1

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 7 March 2020 by bloodied


Running with scissors is the least of our problems…

Bloodied Play 2064 Read Only Memories: Part 13

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 24 December 2019 by bloodied


“Bloodied, you’ve just helped defeat an evil megacorp and a nefarious oligarch, as well as midwifed the birth of worldwide robo-sapience on the most thematically appropriate day of the year! What are you going to do next?”
“I’M GETTING LAID!!!”

Bloodied Plays 2064 Read Only Memories: Part 12

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 23 December 2019 by bloodied


Because nothing says Christmas like birthing worldwide robo-sapience!

Bloodied Play 2064 Read Only Memories: Part 11

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 20 December 2019 by bloodied


Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Bloodied Plays 2064 Read Only Memories: Part 10

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 18 December 2019 by bloodied


“Greeting, Grumpy Cat Person! Let us not forget to form a team up and inflict the pain of our non-conformity on the ass of some gigantic corporation!”

Bloodied Plays 2064 Read Only Memories: Part 9

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 10 December 2019 by bloodied


Well this just shits all over GDPR…

Charity Live Stream 07/12/19

Posted in Charity, The Witterings of Bloodied on 6 December 2019 by bloodied

We here at the Cult are always happy to promote a good cause, especially if it’s one close to home. My brother Greedo XP is doing a 24 hour livestream on his Twitch channel, running from 7am (GMT) Saturday 7th December through to 7am (GMT) Sunday 8th December to raise money for Cleft Lip and Palate Association. CLAPA were a huge help to my brother and his wife when their son was born with a cleft palate, and since the little dude has enriched my life (mainly by getting me to watch a whole bunch of Hey Duggee), I’m honour bound to plug the hell out of this, even though I won’t be around for it myself. Give it a watch, and fling some cash over at his donation page. Heck, even if it’s not your cup of tea, chuck some change in anyway if you can spare it. Tis the season of giving, after all 😉

Bloodied Plays 2064 Read Only Memories: Part 8

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 3 December 2019 by bloodied


It’s a crime spree, yes it is!

Bloodied Plays 2064 Read Only Memories: Part 7

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 30 November 2019 by bloodied


Move over Baby Yoda, Pat is the true adorable side character!

Bloodied Plays 2064 Read Only Memories: Part 6

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 23 November 2019 by bloodied


Less Eminem, more Vanilla Ice…

Bloodied Plays 2064 Read Only Memories: Part 5

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 21 November 2019 by bloodied


He did WHAT to a kitten?!

Bloodied Plays 2064 Read Only Memories: Part 4

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 20 November 2019 by bloodied


Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight the part of Fat Elvis will be played by Jim Sterling

Bloodied Plays 2064 Read Only Memories: Part 3

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 12 November 2019 by bloodied


Well this guy is clearly not a villain!

Bloodied Plays 2064 Read Only Memories: Part 2

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 10 November 2019 by bloodied


Clubbing isn’t quite how I remember it…

Bloodied Plays 2064 Read Only Memories: Part 1

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 9 November 2019 by bloodied


It’s cyberpunk, but… adorable?

Bloodied and FinalGamer (sorta) play Toonstruck – Part 4

Posted in The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 10 April 2019 by bloodied

The game’s nearly finished, but not before the budget was…

Bloodied and FinalGamer (sorta) play Toonstruck: Part 3

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 28 March 2019 by bloodied

A 14 MINUTE CUTSCENE???!!! Who let Hideo Kojima into the dev studio?!

Bloodied and FinalGamer (sorta) play Toonstruck: part 2

Posted in The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 24 March 2019 by bloodied

The 90s were a problematic time…

Bloodied and FinalGamer (sorta) Play Toonstruck: Part 1

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 11 March 2019 by bloodied

Bloodied plays once more, and this time he’s brought a friend…

Bloodied Play The Last Door: Episode 4 – Ancient Shadows (+ Extras!)

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 14 October 2018 by bloodied

It’s season 1 finale time, and Devitt’s found yet another spooky house to investigate. Now if he’d just stop playing around with drugs…

Bloodied Plays The Last Door: Episode 3 – The Four Witnesses

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 6 October 2018 by bloodied

Devitt’s a witness, but all this fog has Bloodied witless…

Bloodied Plays The Last Door: Episode 2 – Memories

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 26 September 2018 by bloodied

Think going back to school couldn’t get any worse? Now imagine there’s nuns there!

Bloodied Plays The Last Door: Episode 1 – The Letter

Posted in Let's Play, The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 24 September 2018 by bloodied

Bloodied returns with another Let’s Play. What mysteries lie on the other side of a very pixelly Last Door?

Bloodied Plays The Charnel House Trilogy – Exhale

Posted in The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 30 August 2018 by bloodied

Bloodied completes the trilogy, but is it a Return of the King, or more of a Matrix: Revolutions?

Bloodied Plays The Charnel House Trilogy – Sepulchre

Posted in The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , , on 26 August 2018 by bloodied

If only he’d checked the pronunciation for this one too…

Bloodied Plays The Charnel House Trilogy – Inhale

Posted in The Witterings of Bloodied, Videos with tags , on 25 August 2018 by bloodied

The Cult’s gone visual! Nothing will ever be the same again… apart from all the stuff that is.

Re-Dragon Age: Haven holidays (all dragons inclusive)

Posted in The Witterings of Bloodied with tags , on 7 July 2014 by bloodied

Tea: Just water

Demons defeated and mages enlisted, it was time for our heroes to do an Indiana Jones and find Dragon Age’s equivalent of the holy grail, Andraste’s ashes. Many of Arl Eamon’s knights had apparently been attempting this but had come back empty-handed. Could we succeed where they’d failed? Well, it’d be a short game if we couldn’t…
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Re-Dragon Age: Fade Away

Posted in The Witterings of Bloodied with tags , on 22 June 2014 by bloodied

Tea: Still hot; still water

Every game, no matter how great, has that one segment. You know the kind; that moment all momentum screeches to a halt and tedium envelops the player in an all encompassing malaise. Bored, you grit your teeth and wade forward, hoping your patience can last until you’re back to the fun stuff. Half Life had Xen. Mass Effect 2 had the planet scanning. Skyrim had the Soul Cairn. Dragon Age: Origins has the Fade.

But I pre-empt myself.
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