this is so sad alexa play born to die
this is so sad alexa play born to die
The end is here! If you listen closely, you can hear Bloodied’s patience implode…
If only Mario were here to help with all this plumbing…
Sudoku haunts my nightmares…
Move over Marvel! Here’s the real ‘What If?’!
“Thank you Bloodied, but our Princess ending is in another castle timeline!”
From the kitchen to the hospital faster than you can say “salmonella”!
The Jigsaw Killer’s about to sue somebody!
“It’s not finished!
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It’s finished!”
He’s infiltrating with a forklift!
ALL GLORY TO THE BLACKSAD FISH!!!
Pie bad, tray good!
Talk about a mindfuck…
Furry noir has a lot less catnip than I was anticipating…
Holy shit, Bloodied actually made some more let’s play videos?! And somehow this incurs the wrath of Silent Hill itself?!
What a load of balls!
‘Firewalker’ is the name of my Twin Peaks soundtrack cover band
“~HUAGH!!! HUAGH!!!~ That’s the sound of the police!!!”
Booze fought the law, and the booze won…
James used Bullets!!!
…
It’s not very effective…
There was a hole in Bloodied’s gaming knowledge. It’s gone now.
This is the chase scene that never ends; it just goes on and on, my friend…
Running with scissors is the least of our problems…
“Bloodied, you’ve just helped defeat an evil megacorp and a nefarious oligarch, as well as midwifed the birth of worldwide robo-sapience on the most thematically appropriate day of the year! What are you going to do next?”
“I’M GETTING LAID!!!”
Because nothing says Christmas like birthing worldwide robo-sapience!
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
“Greeting, Grumpy Cat Person! Let us not forget to form a team up and inflict the pain of our non-conformity on the ass of some gigantic corporation!”
Well this just shits all over GDPR…
It’s a crime spree, yes it is!
Move over Baby Yoda, Pat is the true adorable side character!
Less Eminem, more Vanilla Ice…
He did WHAT to a kitten?!
Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight the part of Fat Elvis will be played by Jim Sterling
Well this guy is clearly not a villain!
Clubbing isn’t quite how I remember it…
It’s cyberpunk, but… adorable?
The game’s nearly finished, but not before the budget was…
A 14 MINUTE CUTSCENE???!!! Who let Hideo Kojima into the dev studio?!
The 90s were a problematic time…
Bloodied plays once more, and this time he’s brought a friend…
It’s season 1 finale time, and Devitt’s found yet another spooky house to investigate. Now if he’d just stop playing around with drugs…
Devitt’s a witness, but all this fog has Bloodied witless…
Think going back to school couldn’t get any worse? Now imagine there’s nuns there!
Bloodied returns with another Let’s Play. What mysteries lie on the other side of a very pixelly Last Door?
Bloodied completes the trilogy, but is it a Return of the King, or more of a Matrix: Revolutions?
If only he’d checked the pronunciation for this one too…
It’s been a while since I talked about FFXIV: ARR (FFarr) which is not to say I haven’t been playing the game, more that I have been too busy playing the thing to write about it.