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Final Girl – Dying Hard At The Takanomi Maple Syrup Inc

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Third 100 with tags , , , on 22 December 2019 by Mawdrigen

Episode 292

All through the skyscraper, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, apart from all the people partying on the 30th floor, and the Terrorists breaking in to steal 4 litres of Canadian Black, the worlds rarest Maple syrup.
However all is not well, there is a fly in the ointment of Hanz Deutschman’s plan, and soon the terrorists will be on the receiving end of terror.

Ho-Ho-Ho now I have a machinegun… Buddy.

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Final Girl – Thatcher’s Fungi

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Third 100 with tags , on 13 October 2019 by Mawdrigen

Episode 283

A few sound issues due to the different table layout.

It is the 1980s and in the Yorkshire Dales the coal mining industry is on its last legs. Margaret Thatcher is the union busting prime minister, and surely its only a matter of time before the troubles come to Barley-bar-bridge.

Of course, worse things could be happening. Like horrible murders!

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Final Girl – The Thingy

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Third 100 with tags , , , on 9 September 2018 by Mawdrigen

Episode 228
Audio Note: We had an extra person so we had to get out an extra chair and it seems like that wasn’t one of the silenced ones. I’ve taken as much of the creaking as I could out!

Final Girl again, as this time we look in on the New Zealand backed McNeil base down on Antarctica. With surfer girls, gun obsessed security guys, and a guy who thinks penguins are “kinda sexy if you look at them right”. If this wasn’t bad enough it seems like the nearby US research station has just exploded, sure do hope than no THING happened to it.

See what I did there?

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Body Horror, death, horror, absorption, pervert radio operators, penguins, cold, fear, slime, and some very unpleasant sound effects.

Final Girl – The Animals of Shilling Wood

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Third 100 with tags , , , , on 5 August 2018 by Mawdrigen

Episode 223
Down a couple of people due to holidays the Cult decided to revisit an old favourite, and try out Final Girl again. However in our quest to be ever more British, we decided to think about things that actually scarred us when we watched them… So we decided to do our own version of the because it was truly chilling.

So join us now as cute fluffy animals (and a psychopathic pigeon) are horribly murdered in a variety of shocking ways.
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Final Girl “Barge to the Reaper”

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts, The Witterings of Mawdrigen with tags , on 6 September 2013 by Mawdrigen

Episode 9

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No tea as we were still getting over the Lapsang Souchon, but we did play an excellent Indie game called Final Girl. Having heard the Fandible guys (Website) playing this game I was inspired to purchase the game and then we gave it a real Cult feeling!

You can get Final girl from here, and I am not spoiling anything by telling you that you absolutely do need this game! There is a small amount of “imagination overhead” but for most roleplayers this is not diffic

NB: this podcast includes swearing, adult themes, intense Britishness, and creepy creepy death.