The Cult Of Tea And Dice

Episode 53

The Fight continues with the Mountain and Garrick hacking at each other, Loras getting telling blows. Loras keeps getting involved and doing his flashy fighting. The Great Jon wakes up and starts fighting for real this time!
Amid the clanging and crashing Brian Telson is still assaulting the member of House Lugos’ team for reasons he will no doubt let us know when we aren’t busy. In the meantime, Thoros has gone off on one, which with a flaming sword worries us just as much as the rest of the enemies.
The Mountain has broken the rules. Can we survive it and still win? Will Garrick become legitimate? How much will we win for the bets…

Can House Grimwood survive their victory?

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Garrick Snow, and the Mountain.
The Music continues to be the White Noise Labs Game of Thrones Metal Cover.

Episode 51

It is the day of the Grand Tourney, the house has its plans in order despite the minor curve ball thrown by the melee being EVERYONE on the field at once.

Which means everyone will face the Mountain together.

Will the Mountain kill everyone, will the Grimwood plans bear the fruit they expect or will it all go horribly wrong. Can Garrick actually do what he said he would, and take the Mountains attention so no one else has to die horribly. Did anyone from the family remember to put a bet on? Who will Garrick wink at? Will Thoros be sober enough to fight?

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Garrick Snow, and the Mountain. Winking, Varren attacking Mountain-ettes, Loras Tyrel, and the words “Smash him in the face”

The Music continues to be the White Noise Labs Game of Thrones Metal Cover.

Episode 47

This despite what we say at the beginning this is actually episode 12 (at least we think it is anyhow).
What can I say, keeping count is difficult! In this episode House Grimwood continues with its plans to nobble the competition of the Grand Melee, and seemingly avoid any part of the actual plot…

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Garrick Snow, Sexual Themes, posionings, prostitutes, Thoros of Myr, and King Robert.

The Music continues to be the White Noise Labs Game of Thrones Metal Cover.

Episode 41

Having made a splash at the Opening of the Tourney, The house Grimwood proceeds to the Kings Banquet for an evening of enjoyment and a little bit of Clegane baiting (very very carefully). But why is the representative of House Dannet drinking so heavily? Is he going to do something rash?

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This Podcast is Explicit, contains Garrick and Archive, Thoros of Myr, Excessive Northerness and a party.

Episode 39

Please note that we were still trying to sort out the Microphones, so the sound is a bit… variable.

Having confirmed our Hedge knight Bryan Telson as the fifth member of our Grand Melee, and drunk Thoros of Myr under the table (and under a tent) Allyria Hill begins to make a plan involving Braavosi Whiskey and poisoning the Mountain.

Oh and Garrick makes one hell of an entrance at the start of the Tournament.

Will our plans come together, will Garrick be made legitimate, whatever will happen at the kings banquet? Only time will tell!

The Music continues to be White Noise Labs Heavy Metal cover of the Game of Thrones Theme.

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This Podcast is Explicit, contains adult themes, Garrick Snow, Archive, Swearing, brothels, Thoros of Myr. Oh and the sentence “By the way, Poison-o-clock!”

Episode 35

The Day of the Tourney is getting closer, and preparations are going ahead. This is the Seven Kingdoms however so preparations consist of hiring a mad drunken priest and Poisons. Irvette goes scouting for the “deal with the mountain” plan, while Garrick and Varren test out Brian Telson to see if he has what it takes to join the House Grimwood Melee team.

The Music continues to be White Noise Labs Heavy Metal cover of the Game of Thrones Theme.

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This Podcast is Explicit, contains adult themes, Garrick Snow, Archive, Swearing, brothels, oh and Thoros of Myr.

Episode 27

Finally the day of the Fox hunt dawns and Garrick, Irvette, and two of the Scourge of Pyke go looking for the Fox Knight to try and either capture or kill the maniac. With a few of the other denizens of the Green Tree in the party, there is no chance of him escaping surely.

Of course before getting to that, there seems to be something strange going on in the Inn.

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The Music continues to be White Noise Labs Game of Thrones theme.

Episode 19

The fourth session of the Game of Thrones Peril in Kings Landing, continues (probably) to contain spoilers for that campaign. We continue heading to kings landing, but while doing so look for clues to the Fox Knights whereabouts. We not only find them, but possibly him too! Will we survive? Who knows?

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NB: this podcast includes swearing, themes of an adult nature, tavern scenes, drinking, and lots of Garrick. Oh and Irvette does some spying.

The music is White Noise Labs Metal version of the Theme (here )

Episode 13

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Bloodied begins running us through Peril at Kings Landing, please be aware that these playthroughs will no doubt be full of spoilers for this campaign, so if you are intending to play it DON’T LISTEN! No… Wait.. Do listen but forget everything abut the plot (we have).

Follow the machinations of House Grimwood as we attempt to sort out our little succession crisis through diplomacy, poisoning, plotting, and pitting Westeros’ toughest man against the cream of the Kingdoms knighthood. In this episode we get to meet the characters, Garrick Snow, the not quite legitimate possible heir, Amyria Grimwood his younger half sister, Allyria Hill the adherent of the Old Gods, and Irvette Sand, Amyria’s handmaiden who certainly doesn’t have any secrets.

In this episode we meet the characters and the mission they have before them.

The music is White Noise Labs Metal version of the Theme (here )

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NB: this podcast includes swearing, Garrick Snow, adult themes, spoilers for the game, and again… Garrick Snow.