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Episode 100 – Kobolds Ate My Baby! – USAIAN VERSION – Worlds Upon Worlds

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , on 26 March 2016 by Mawdrigen

EPISODE 100!!!!!!!!

Oh my god oh my god!

We made it to episode 100 and as such we were very very very drunk, and a few months ago the Fandible (Website) challenged us to do a whole episode in American Accents.

So we did.

Please note, if you ARE american you may not want to listen to this… we take the piss. A LOT.

So here we go, Kobolds again, Drunk off my ass, in an american accent, wherein we try not to lose all of our listeners. Follow now as Science Master Anal Dave, inspired by God the Pancake as he sends our heroes to another world to get dinner. Will they survive Booping? Will they survive trying to do things when they are Kobolds.

No of course not.

Oh and I may offer a prize if anyone can tell us what accent Archive is actually doing!

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains American Accents, and not good ones! Plus American Stereotypes, Jokes, someone being fed slowly into a winch, and the use of Archive as lure for randy animals. Oh and Donald Trumps Massive…. manhood?

Episode 99 – COC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – The Dreamlands Express First Leg – Session 3

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , , , on 19 March 2016 by Mawdrigen

Henri’s train is in Jeopardy, the murder of Blackjack the kitten threatens to destroy his alliance with Ulthar which could spell the end of the deal with Nodens and the end of the train forever.

But who amongst the current travellers on the train is the cold blooded murderer, and what will they do to defend their secret?

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Slight belling probably due to having to remove so very much Buzz. At least there was no creepy giggling.

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, weird trains, cats, angry elizabethan women, dreamlands weirdness, murder, slight belling on the microphones, Coughing (its winter we’re ill) Squeakers, beings of Ib, and a mad man. Oh and Mawdrigen doing an impression of a kitten.

Episode 98 – The End of the World- An Apocalypse in Yellow – Session 1

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , , on 12 March 2016 by Mawdrigen

Finally get to run the End of the World having failed to the first time due to illness. In this episode we have Hardwick, Loka, and Bloodied playing Hardwick, Loka, and Bloodied as they turn up to a Roleplaying Session at Cult Headquarters only to find that Mawdrigen (their GM) is not present. The only thing in his place is a post it note telling them to come inside and a whole host of Hell New Yogis posters.

Has their GM been swept up in the Hype for this Kawaii Metal Band? Why are all the Police heading towards the Metal Concert? Why is Loka’s first response to anything resembling not the ordinary to seize knives?!?

Find out now on End of the World: An Apocalypse in Yellow.

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Peril, Horror, Weirdness, Proper Warboy-Looking Fuckers, The Yellow Sign, Hell Newt Yogis, Body Horror, Rioting, He Is Come, and most likely Loka getting Murdered.

Episode 97 – COC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – The Dreamlands Express First Leg – Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , on 5 March 2016 by Mawdrigen

On Henri’s fine train travelling to the Gulf of Nodens to cast aside their fears (if they can think of any) they continue to meet with their fellow travellers. Reaching Dyath-Leen several people get on the train, well, people and Things.

Will the disgusting beings from Ib prove to be as disgusting in action as they are in view, and what of the beautiful people from Sarnath? Will they buy wine from the Wine merchant? Who is the Dancer who appears late to the train?

Worse still Oldstaff has already made enemies on the train, although Clarrissa seems to be getting on well with Madame Brujah the severe Elizabethan widow.

Peril stalks the Dreamlands Express, and heinous crimes will be committed. Someone will have to step up to solve the crisis but will the players prove up to the task…

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We actually had… err… ghostly laughs on this recording plus slight belling. Which is a little concerning, because we definitely did not hear them when recording (listen when Hardwick is explaining the layout of the sleeping arrangements)

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, weird trains, cats, angry elizabethan women, dreamlands weirdness, murder, slight belling on the microphones, Coughing (its winter we’re ill) Squeakers, beings of Ib, and a mad man. Oh and Mawdrigen doing an impression of a kitten.

Episode 96 – COC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – The Dreamlands Express First Leg – Session 1

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , on 27 February 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 96 – COC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – The Dreamlands Express First Leg – Session 1

The Investigators finally get underway, getting on the Orient Express and heading off to Lausanne to track down the writer of the mysterious letter that the Doctor in Poissey received with regards to the Sedefkar Simulacrum. First

Although there is some “belling” the sound quality seems to be improved on this one! Huzzah!

But seriously please do email us on thecultofteaanddice@gmail.com with your thoughts on Patreon and what you’d like to see with regards to Patron Rewards.

Paradise Games Bromley.

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, the concept of “a Fuck-ton of sugar”, Pancake day excitement, weird trains, cats, angry elizabethan women, dreamlands weirdness, sinister rubber duckies

Episode 95 – Shadowrun 5e – The Lights are going out in Southwark – 4

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , on 20 February 2016 by Mawdrigen

Please note if you haven’t watched the ADVERT for fallout four, there is a spoiler for fallout four.

Join us as we continue to learn the Shadowrun 5e combat rules (although we do forget the -ve roll to defend for being hit with multiple attacks between your actions). The Gang dealt with Brochan dissappears off with Julian Fannah, and leaves the rest of his team to deal with the whole fighting ghouls in a dark basement bit…

So they open the door and despite having a drone right there Leonid takes point. Will the Ork Samurai survive not only the Ghouls but the “supporting” fire from Ruffles the Drone and the other Shadowrunners?

Also All Praise Ruffles our new Machine Overlord.

Nb. We mention getting the Rule of Six, however the Rule of Six is ONLY on rolls using edge. So Many Rules….!

A few sound issues here but far less than the previous episode. I am still working on it!

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Hero Lab

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains a Minotaur (not MinaTAR) rigger, bad language, guns, a few more Fallout 4 spoilers, haribo and their crackly crackly bags, a drunk Bloodied, discussions of Ruffles potential “Dalek issues”, Ghoulicide, and gunfire

Episode 94 – Shadowrun 5e – The Lights are going out in Southwark – Session 3

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , on 13 February 2016 by Mawdrigen

With their job secured they begin trying to work out exactly what they are going to actually do about it. Their Air Spirit has given them a basic layout of the place complete with eyes on walls, and flappy things…

Now they need to work out how to actually break a Type 47 reactor without having to take the thing to bits one step at a time. With Saederr Krupp not putting the schematics on the Matrix in case someone uses them to blow them up, they need to locate someone with the knowledge.

Or someone who has a Saederr 47 reactor just lying around. Enter Bob Robinson, London city planner.

I am incredibly unhappy with the sound quality on this one. There were again some sound issues, but of course they were different sound issues from the ones I had finally fixed. This has caused a few words being skipped here and there as they were obscured by crackling. I will make an attempt to adjust the microphones again for the next recording. We are also trying to sort the issue regarding Loka not knowing when other people are talking (damn you Skype)

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Hero Lab

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains a Minotaur (not MinaTAR) rigger, bad language, guns, David Cameron’s alleged Pig Necrophilia, a few Fallout 4 spoilers, the words “well if he will present…”, “Spirits carry things with their knob”, us trying to learn the new rules, and random frustrating crackles (mostly removed).