Episode 495
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Between John of Jerusalem and the mysterious help of the Arabic gentleman they have run off Padre Franks and killed most of his men. Now however they must work out who the mysterious stranger is and why he has helped them.
Episode 494
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So they are now Parlaying with the Flamberge as it seems likely he is a Templar also. Will this be a blessing or a curse in disguise.
Episode 493
On the Back of the Ymir Schmeer the Frost Vikings face their final challenge.
How do you kill a turtle the size of a mountain range?
Fate Accelerated – Frost Vikings – The Ymir Schmeer – Session 3
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Giant Turtles, Squirting, Ooze, Danger, Tinnitus, and falling a VERY LONG WAY
Man, Loki’s gonna be so mad at the multiversal mess…
Episode 492
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Having been waylaid by a knight with a distinctive Flamberge blade the Knights have to try and defeat him before he trounces them utterly. But are they forgetting something?
Episode 491
I can’t believe they lost the Knife! Now they are going to have to go to the Village and get it, if the undead don’t stop them.
This really doesn’t seem the best way to get over a break-up, Ivan…
Episode 490
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The Knights have finally finished their business in Melun, now they need to get to Guy De Borlay’s castle and get his aid. Going through the forests to avoid being seen is better but they face greater hardships.
…We’re gonna need a bigger guillotine.
Episode 489
They went into the Barn, a think that I would have expected them not to do. It would be a shame if they disrupted what was going on in there…
Episode 488
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Finally we reach the crunch point, they have done everything they needed to do, with the exception of the little vandalization that they promised to do for Quercus. The mercenaries have already run them out of town, so they will have to sneak back in.
NB This is a game dealing with a fantastical depiction of Christianity in general and the Catholic Church in particular. If you feel like this would not appeal to you, please feel free to skip this game!
Episode 420
Ages ago I was perusing Instagram and I saw This Account and it sparked ideas instantly. At the time I told the creator that I would end up creating a session based on these. So here it is!
Join the NuTube sensations the Treasure Stompers as they seek for a drug lords gold!
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Episode 487
Poltroon exploded. Did you see that? He just exploded? Now the fools are talking to the spirits that blew him up!
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Episode 486
Having climbed the shoulder of the mighty beast the Frost Vikings are ready to set off to the head, however, first an old foe returns.
No not bad planning.
OWLS!!
Fate Accelerated – Frost Vikings – The Ymir Schmeer – Session 2
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Owls, Schmeer, Ooozing, Squirming, sinking into the Goop, injury, and doom
Episode 485
So we were missing some people, and had nothing planned…
So it’s time for more Frost Vikings. Having been paid in various Imperial weights and measures the Vikings are obviously looking to relax. This is obviously why they are gambling in a tavern. Must be.. Can’t be anything to do with the Dodgy Guy they are gambling with…
Fate Accelerated – Frost Vikings – The Ymir Schmeer – Session 1
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Schmeer, Deserts, 6 Month old Pasta Alfredo, scales, and Kaiju
Episode 484
We suddenly didn’t have enough players for a game so we rolled out Necronautilus a somewhat experimental game of noxious gas clouds doing the bidding of Death itself.
In this case Death wants a beastman demigod dead.
Episode 483
They have the cutlery, but they don’t have any money. However the nearby squire has a nocturnal issue and money. Maybe the fools can succeed.
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Episode 482
With effluence filled robots forcing people to worship a statue seemingly standing in a literal river of crap the fools decide that fighting them is a good idea. But where is the Cutlery?
Episode 481
Faced with effluent filled homicidal robots the idiots continue on the mission the disembodied voice told them to go. Will they be able to withstand the horrors they will find.
No.
In the immortal words of Bryan Danielson, “If it doesn’t work on a bear, don’t do it in the ring!”
Episode 480
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Now they are getting threatened by Mercenaries while they plot a little Breaking and Entering! Can nothing go right for the Templars? Will they finally work out where Guy De Borlay is?
NB This is a game dealing with a fantastical depiction of Christianity in general and the Catholic Church in particular. If you feel like this would not appeal to you, please feel free to skip this game!
“I do not consistently hold… accents.”
Episode 479
Old Fools and New Fools receive a message from a disembodied voice and so do exactly as it demands. They head North to their doom and the doom of the world.
SPECIAL EPISODE!
We are pleased to have Jonathan Wright with us for this episode, demoing the new version of his Cult Approved game Mecha Vs Kaiju!
http://mechavskaiju.com/
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The Kickstarter is now Live! Go and Back!
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SPECIAL EPISODE!
We are pleased to have Jonathan Wright with us for this episode, demoing the new version of his Cult Approved game Mecha Vs Kaiju!
http://mechavskaiju.com/
Kickstarter here!
The New version will be Kickstarting on August 1st 2023
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SPECIAL EPISODE!
We are pleased to have Jonathan Wright with us for this episode, demoing the new version of his Cult Approved game Mecha Vs Kaiju!
http://mechavskaiju.com/
Kickstarter here!
The New version will be Kickstarting on August 1st 2023
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Episode 478
Cave People dealing with consequences @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here)
The Duel is over, but can they actually leave the lands of the Elk tribe alive? If they do which of the remaining tribes will they actually head towards.
Cult 478 – Paleomythic – Tribe Of The Bear Claw Cave – The Tribal Council – Session 6
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Leaving For Valhalla by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4928-leaving-for-valhalla
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Combat, Injury, Choking, Wounds, Fang Whips, Passing Out, and Cheating
Episode 477
Because it has been so long we got confused and thought this was session 5 but it is actually Session 6!
The Inquisitors are quite literally carving their way through the opposition, will they be able to get to the bottom of the Rebel presence on the planet, or will their Sister manage to stymie their rage long enough to save some people.
Cult 477 – FAE – Star Wars – Redblades – Session 6
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Angry people, VERY ANGRY PEOPLE, ballistic Ewoks, coercion and combat
Episode 476
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The Scullion can give them the information they need to get to Guy De Borlay, assuming they can lose the various tails they seem to have picked up. Will this lead them to where they need, or just open up more questions.
NB This is a game dealing with a fantastical depiction of Christianity in general and the Catholic Church in particular. If you feel like this would not appeal to you, please feel free to skip this game!
“Well this looks shit!” ~nose grows~
Episode 475
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The Templars have some good leads, but have to kill some time in the town before they can really do much. Luckily it seems today is a Market Day! So they do what anyone would, and go shopping (among other things)
NB This is a game dealing with a fantastical depiction of Christianity in general and the Catholic Church in particular. If you feel like this would not appeal to you, please feel free to skip this game!
Episode 474
Cave People fighting again @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here)
Join us now as we actually play through a very tense duel. Can Odina use her skills and belief in the Bear Spirit to survive the onslaught of the Elk Tribes champion Rurik? Or will he just sit at long range and kill her with his bow?
Cult 474 – Paleomythic – Tribe Of The Bear Cave – The Tribal Council – Session 5
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Leaving For Valhalla by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4928-leaving-for-valhalla
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Combat, Injury, Choking, Wounds, Fang Whips, Passing Out, and Cheating
Episode 473
The Animal Companions continue being heroes, heading off to find the herbs the Villagers need to heal the Children, before they enact plan Bandit Murder. What do you mean that’s not a good name?
Cult 473 – D&D5E – The Animal Companions-Children Of The Dark Father – Session 9
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“Angevin” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Animals, Magic, Injured and Sick Children, Grumpy Dwarves, Angry Dogs and Lacks or Lochs.
Episode 472
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Needing to change money the Templars seek out a Jewish moneychanger, banking on the fact that the Templars long charity work with the Jewish population of Paris, and the crowns definite antipathy to them to keep them safe. Then they continue the search for Guy De Borlay, it seems like they might finally have made some progress!
NB This is a game dealing with a fantastical depiction of Christianity in general and the Catholic Church in particular. If you feel like this would not appeal to you, please feel free to skip this game!
Episode 471
Cave People in Peril again in @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here)
Turns out that dealing with a tribe of people who worship the very creature you killed to get your tribe through the winter is not great! Will the Marked be able to thread this particular needle? Only time will tell
Cult 471 – Paleomythic – Tribe Of The Bear Claw Cave – The Tribal Council – Session 4
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Leaving For Valhalla by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4928-leaving-for-valhalla
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Diplomacy, The Spirit World, Elks, threat, sneaking, and a LOT of Crafting
Episode 470
The Animal Companions have found injured and hungry villagers, and their initial contact involves Olgureg vomiting up a foot square book. Ok. Soon however the Animal Companions swing into action, curing the sick, healing the poisoned, and murdering the porcine…Huh.
Cult 470 – D&D5E – The Animal Companions-Children Of The Dark Father – Session 8
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“Angevin” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Animals, Magic, Injured and Sick Children, Pig Murder, food, Vomiting up a book.
Is it a moth? Is it a men? Why not both?
Ain’t no depression like Scandinavian depression!
Episode 469
More Cave Mischief in @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here)
Having moved to the Border of the Heart Eater Tribes lands, the Marked find themselves speaking with a very strange necromancer. But will he be their greatest challenge with the Tribe of the Elk still to visit?
Cult 469 – Paleomythic – Tribe Of The Bear Claw Cave – The Tribal Council – Session 3
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Leaving For Valhalla by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4928-leaving-for-valhalla
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Diplomacy, impaled corpses, casual cannibalism, mutilated corpses, injuries, arrows, and threats
~dons stupid moustache and wacky accent~ Foxes and Echidnas, there has been a murder.
Episode 468
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The Knights have entered Melun and begun looking for Guy De Borlay, but how to do this without making it obvious that they are the Knights that the King is looking for? There may be allies in the town, but there are far more enemies.
NB This is a game dealing with a fantastical depiction of Christianity in general and the Catholic Church in particular. If you feel like this would not appeal to you, please feel free to skip this game!
Episode 467
The Animal Companions have found injured Villagers! Time to be huge heroes and solve all of their issues!
When they get over the fact that a Tortoise and a Frog are talking to them obviously.
Cult 467 – D&D5E – The Animal Companions-Children Of The Dark Father – Session 7
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“Angevin” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Animals, Magic, Injured and Sick Children.
Episode 466
More Cave Mischief in @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here)
With Many Tribes to contact and not much time the Marked must make their way into lands unlike their own, and deal with some very different tribes. First the Sun worshippers, but then they must deal with the Primitive Water Tribe who they have already accepted a Geas to support.
Cult 466 – Paleomythic – Tribe Of The Bear Claw Cave – The Tribal Council – Session 2
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Leaving For Valhalla by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4928-leaving-for-valhalla
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Diplomacy, primitive tribes, tension, water, impaled corpses.
Episode 465
Work on clearing the Dwarfhold is very close to complete, and as the Animal Companions now have the Portal Amulet clearing the Hold and making it safe is the main aim. Once complete though what else could be on the horizon? Wait, is that smoke?
Cult 465 – D&D5E – The Animal Companions-Children Of The Dark Father – Session 6
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“Angevin” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Animals, Magic, Dwarven Architecture, Dungeons, injured villagers, and undead.
Episode 464
We are once again delving into @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here)
The Toolbreakers and Warshouters have retreated leaving the Tribe battered and bruised. No doubt they will return when they learn that Marked have managed to dig the entrance way back out. Something must be done and Koll has a plan.
Cult 464 – Paleomythic – Tribe Of The Bear Claw Cave – The Tribal Council – Session 1
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Leaving For Valhalla by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4928-leaving-for-valhalla
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Crafting, Planning, Diplomacy, and yet more crafting.
Episode 463
In a rare partially in person game we return once more to Frost Vikings, and find our heroes with the Ogre having fled! Tracking down an Ogre isn’t difficult however, but can they deal with the necromancer also hunting it first?
Fate Accelerated – Frost Vikings – A Peck Of Ogre – Session 2
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Ogres, Imperial Weights and Measure, Boning The Barbarian, necromancy, and extreme nipple damage!
Episode 462
The Animal Companions continue their delve into the Dwarven Hold, dealing with more of the undead and the traps the dwarves built. With the Cult potentially wanting to return to this location, the clearer it can be the better!
Cult 462 – D&D5E – The Animal Companions-Children Of The Dark Father – Session 5
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“Angevin” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Animals, Magic, Dwarven Architecture, Dungeons, confusion and undead.
Episode 461
The fools crawl deeper into the sludge, trying to stave off the end of the world. They will fail, but they may be able to cease the frenzied prattling of the pretender Fletcher. They may even retrieve Alden, but will it matter. No.
Cult 461 – Mork Borg – Rotblack Sludge – Session 3
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“Falling From His Graces” Tim Kulig (incompetech.com)
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Poltroon, Death, Maiming, Worms, Devouring, Destroyed, Magic, Bisection, Doom Doom Doom, Eye trauma.
Episode 460
The Animal Companions have reached the Dwarven Hold that is the supposed last resting place of the Amulet of Portal Finding. Now they just need to actually locate the thing and get back to Aethery with it. Of course, it would help if the Dwarves had built anything in a sensible manner!
Cult 460 – D&D5E – The Animal Companions-Children Of The Dark Father – Session 4
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“Angevin” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Animals, Magic, Dwarven Architecture, Dungeons, confusion and undead.
Episode 459
Fletcher will devour, all will fall. Alden will not be saved, and none of the fools who have entered his domain will survive.
Cult 459 – Mork Borg – Rotblack Sludge – Session 2
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“Falling From His Graces” Tim Kulig (incompetech.com)
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Stabbing, maiming, cannibals, Poltroon, Drugs and their usage.