Episode 296
It’s 17-whatever and the Thirteen Colonies are having a witter about the tea tax or some such thing and are getting in a right strop about it. Luckily one of the American Generals has swapped sides and is now holed up in Fort Summoner, with his wooden leg and a lot of British Troops. Ok they are surrounded by American’s but that’s fine.
Then we add in three goblins in a stolen British Coat, with a pressing need to nick his leg.
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Episode 295
So Princess Celestia’s habit of throwing all of her problems at the moon have finally come home to roost as President Grump is now sending hateful podcasts from the moon back to the world.
So what will she do?
Chuck more stuff at the Moon obviously.
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Episode 294
It all started with a for sale sign where there was no for sale sign before. This spells potential disaster for the Neonates, but who is behind it, and can they find some way of escaping from the clutches of late stage capitalism!
Episode 293
Having met with Archarya and Bailey the Neonates were headed for home, but instead they have been lured into a night of Drinking with Lukas…
Which as everyone is Vampires, means there’s going to be creepy weirdness going on, but maybe they will also be able to get some useful information out of him while they do.
“Bloodied, you’ve just helped defeat an evil megacorp and a nefarious oligarch, as well as midwifed the birth of worldwide robo-sapience on the most thematically appropriate day of the year! What are you going to do next?”
“I’M GETTING LAID!!!”
Because nothing says Christmas like birthing worldwide robo-sapience!
Episode 292
All through the skyscraper, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, apart from all the people partying on the 30th floor, and the Terrorists breaking in to steal 4 litres of Canadian Black, the worlds rarest Maple syrup.
However all is not well, there is a fly in the ointment of Hanz Deutschman’s plan, and soon the terrorists will be on the receiving end of terror.
Ho-Ho-Ho now I have a machinegun… Buddy.
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
“Greeting, Grumpy Cat Person! Let us not forget to form a team up and inflict the pain of our non-conformity on the ass of some gigantic corporation!”
Episode 291
Torchwood, those staunch defenders of Earth have decided that the fugitives are exactly the sort of people (and aliens) who they need to deal with the whole “glowing rats” issue they have. Of course there is a bit of quid pro teach us how to fly a sodding Tardis and get June out of it please! So obviously the fugitives are 100% in.
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Well this just shits all over GDPR…
Episode 290
So the Tardis has landed and the doors have opened onto a new world, well a new world for some of the Fugitives while others find themselves home but not in the right time. Not that they get much chance to think about that as they soon find themselves pursued through the fog by glowing… things.
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We here at the Cult are always happy to promote a good cause, especially if it’s one close to home. My brother Greedo XP is doing a 24 hour livestream on his Twitch channel, running from 7am (GMT) Saturday 7th December through to 7am (GMT) Sunday 8th December to raise money for Cleft Lip and Palate Association. CLAPA were a huge help to my brother and his wife when their son was born with a cleft palate, and since the little dude has enriched my life (mainly by getting me to watch a whole bunch of Hey Duggee), I’m honour bound to plug the hell out of this, even though I won’t be around for it myself. Give it a watch, and fling some cash over at his donation page. Heck, even if it’s not your cup of tea, chuck some change in anyway if you can spare it. Tis the season of giving, after all 😉
It’s a crime spree, yes it is!
Episode 289
Surrounded by Daleks and on a ship they can’t control the fugitives try and get the Tardis in the cargo hold working. It’s not easy dealing with Timelord Technology however, add to this the fact that the Time Ship Pilot doesn’t seem to be letting on everything that he knows…
Will they escape? Or will this be a case of out of the frying pan, and into the fire.
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Move over Baby Yoda, Pat is the true adorable side character!
Episode 288
In the far future five travellers find themselves flung together on a strange ship and have to work together to escape. Of course there are things outside trying to get in, a Time Lord ship, and a pilot who may or may not be all he seems.
Less Eminem, more Vanilla Ice…
He did WHAT to a kitten?!
Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight the part of Fat Elvis will be played by Jim Sterling
Episode 287
The Conclusion of Brendan’s date goes “well” by the previous standard, but then it is followed up by the Revelations that the Neonates may have been played for fools. This will no doubt end well.
Well this guy is clearly not a villain!
Clubbing isn’t quite how I remember it…
Episode 286
First the Neonates watch a very questionable “voodoo” ritual hosted by the Blessed Aesina, but what exactly is going on they don’t really know. Then Brendan goes on a date, with disastorous consequences.
It’s cyberpunk, but… adorable?
Episode 285
This episode was delayed by the editing laptop deciding to become a brick for a bit! However we are now back with this the first session of the second chapter of the Vampire the Masquerade 20th anniversary campaign!
The neonates are now much less new, and this brings with it issues as there are always going to be people wanting to take advantage of them. Which is exacty what is going to happen to them.
Episode 284
A few sound issues due to… err… tables?
Bloodied headed over to America and while he was there, he, Allegory, and Ghostlyn and they discussed (with heavy spoilers) the entire Fallout Series!
This is a long old episode!
Episode 283
A few sound issues due to the different table layout.
It is the 1980s and in the Yorkshire Dales the coal mining industry is on its last legs. Margaret Thatcher is the union busting prime minister, and surely its only a matter of time before the troubles come to Barley-bar-bridge.
Of course, worse things could be happening. Like horrible murders!
Episode 282
The worlds loudest pigeon was still about.
The fight against Talithar warms up as they try to surround her and she responds by trying to seize hold of people’s brains and make them do what she wants. Can the Coeterie defeat her, and more importantly… What happens if they do?
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Join us as we delve into the parasitic nightmare realm of the Heart as our band of ne’er-do-wells, penitents, and people with magical diseases try to save their home from becoming their very watery grave. The Kickstarter for this Game is currently live, so go back it, and let them know we sent you!
There is a sound effects version for those of you unlike me with no hearing issues!
Click Here for the Heart: The City Beneath Kickstarter
Join us as we delve into the parasitic nightmare realm of the Heart as our band of ne’er-do-wells, penitents, and people with magical diseases try to save their home from becoming their very watery grave. The Kickstarter for this Game is currently live, so go back it, and let them know we sent you!
This is the Sound effects version, there will be a no effects version for people like me with hearing issues!
Episode 281
First Off we sadly had a ton of planes going overhead, and the worlds loudest pigeon! Sorry I did try and cut them out where I could!
So they have a plan for dealing with Talithar now, watch her probable route into their domain and drop on her the moment they see her. The fact these plans involve standing around in other vampires domains is neither here nor there.
Also have they really thought through the “look like the sort of people she eats” part of the plan?
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Episode 280
Talithar might be coming back, and the coeterie need to be ready for it. However there also seems to be someone spying on them and in these precarious times, that is a definite danger. Obviously they will begin planning the sting on Talithar and come up with an intelligent and safe plan for dealing with the spying. Of course they will. Totally.
It won’t be a stupid insane plan at all.
Episode 279
It has become obvious that something is going on and they may need to gather some more information. The Neonates need to get hold of the Woodley coeterie, or what is left of it any how. Will they be able to find tem by wandering the rack? If they do will they be able to get the help that they need?
Episode 278
They are starting to get the hang of this being damned creatures of the night thing! They have some clues as to why there was a dead body and have even arranged for a few leads but will they be able to concentrate on them or will they get distracted by other more pressing satorial matters. Oh dear!
Episode 277
The dead body is dealt with but they still have to work out how it got there. Cue a lot of research, looking for information, and talking to cats. Did I say talking to cats? Yes I did, look it’s weird being a Vampire OK!
Will they be any closer to solving the question of who is out to get them?
Episode 276
So we finally get back to the woodland animals as they try and work out who tried to crash Roger’s boat into a lock. Having captured Tony Caferriti they now have to pump him for information. Oh, we lost Fluffy, never mind.
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Episode 275
Trapped in an Inn with Mercenaries, murderous Geisha, Uncles, Cannibals, several weevils etc etc the Officers find themselves between a rock and a hard place. This is all made far worse by the fact that bubbling just under the surface is betrayal and treachery. Will all of them get out of the Inn at the Red Crossroads alive, or is it the end of the line?
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Episode 274
They need to find more information, and they have a good lead that perhaps they can find it at the Inn of the Red Crossroads. Of course they first have to get there which as it is in the centre of an enormous battleground that three different clans have fought over repeatedly might be difficult. Luckily they have an ample supply of Ghost repelling mushrooms, shame they do not have a mushroom that repels assassins or internal conflict isn’t it?
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Episode 273
Waking up next to dead bodies is not actually a normal thing for vampires, but if it had to happen to anyone it would happen to Edgar. Will the neonates be able to hide the evidence in time, will they be able to work out what is going on? Will they annoy anyone powerful.
Will they continue to to act like the what we do in the shadows lot?
Episode 272
The Neonates have survived meeting Prince Drummond, but now they must see what happens regarding the forming of Coeteries and the giving out of domains. Surely the Prince wouldn’t show any favouritism…
Yeah right.
Plus they are still at a party filled with other vampires that might try and talk to the, the HORROR!
Episode 271
Welcome to the World of Darkness as we join the newest ranks of the Damned and the Bloody as they try and find their feet at… a Vampiric Dinner Party.
Newly created and mostly unknowing of the supernatural world the neonates will have to learn quickly and navigate the byzantine forces around them if they are to survive.
Taking a shortcut, and being hunted down by a beast
When did packing up at the end of a club night become so dangerous?
Episode 270
Given they have dealt with the Gaki and talked to the Ghost you would think the Officers would be fleeing away from the Haunted Forest, except that they aren’t. Instead they are heading back into it searching for the samurai in the forest. The only issue is that the officers all seem to have different ideas about exactly what they are going to do when they find him…
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Jumped in to the best gang?
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A Madman in a pub, is it wrong to fight against what is coming
Episode 269
So they have to go fight the Gaki, the hungry ghosts that have been plaguing the village and only then will the Miko get them in touch with the ghost from the bridge. With a Haunted forest in front of them and shadowy powers swirling around them will the officers be able to keep their nerve and win their information.
N.b. We”re still getting used to the new room so there are a few sound issues!
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Episode 268
Time to go straight to the horses mouth. The Ghosts has some questions to answer, but first the Samurai are going to have to persuade the local Shrine Woman to talk to them. What is th spymaster up to while all this is going on? Will they be able to get to the bottom of the mystery?
Dark Conversations with a strange man in the dead of night.
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