Episode 364
It’s time to go to the Prince’s Soiree and mingle with the other Bloodsuckers. Unfortunately Pal is still missing and Frisk in a rare display is more than willing to strong arm the Coeterie to ensure they toe the line. Where is he? and more importantly what will the Huntress of the Midnight sun be doing while they are there? Continue reading
Episode 363
CONTENT WARNING – The Players have been planning an assassination, and it is a brutal one. You have been warned!
The long planned assassination of Stephanie Van Der Mal is now on a timer, the Ministries eyes have no more time to plan, adjust, or investigate. They have to go now or possibly see their target become even more well protected.
It’s go time, but Winnie still has some lingering doubts about the mision
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Episode 362
They’ve secured some food, but they need more if everyone is going to survive the icy grip of winter. Leaving their next target up to the Spirit of the Cave Bear will they be up to the challenge it sets, or will their fail and lose not just their chance, but potentially their lives?
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Leaving For Valhalla by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4928-leaving-for-valhalla
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Hunting, killing animals, butchery, gathering, cave people, magic, traps, Crafting, ELKS.
Episode 361
They are finally ready to go. The Ministries Eyes have everything they need, including a large amount of Doom Rock which seems like it may be instrumental. First they must get Stephanie Van Der Mal’s Trainer out of the way. A Plan which involves following him then plying him with noxious substances to knock him out.
They cannot possible mess this up right?
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ALL GLORY TO THE BLACKSAD FISH!!!
Episode 360
The Neonates want to make sure there is some protection on hand for the Prince’s soiree. So they have contacted the Huntress of the Midnight Sun for a meeting in the hopes of trying to get her in the region of the party. Whether this will help or hinder remains to be seen, she’s not the most stable of Reading’s Kindred. Continue reading
Pie bad, tray good!
Episode 359
The Tribe of Bear Claw Cave may be incredibly magical, but they are also very very hungry rats having eaten most of their winter stores. Someone has to go out into the biting cold to gather food, and that someone is obviously the players. Can they get enough food to keep everyone alive? Or will the elders be sacrificed so everyone else will live?
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Leaving For Valhalla by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4928-leaving-for-valhalla
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Hunting, potential elder sacrifice, killing animals, butchery, gathering, cave people, magic.
Episode 358
The Ministries Eyes continue to both surveil and investigate their target, and slowly come to terms with the enormity of what they are about to attempt. Can they find a way to get to Stephanie Van Der Mal without getting caught, or are they going to be burned no matter what?
Firstly we received some Tea from the rather excellent people at Wayward Masquerade makers of the equally excellent Dragon Bagon’s and Bagthulhu’s. Give them a look if you need a good Dice Bag!
Talk about a mindfuck…
Episode 357
The Ministries Eyes need some way of getting more information on what the inside of Stephanie Van Der Mal’s Manor house looks like. But there is a problem, it turns out they don’t really have any way of doing that. Or do they?
As they muse on their possibilities, they also come to realise that they may be able to achieve what they need in a unusual manner, thanks to the gifts of the Spider Mother.
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Furry noir has a lot less catnip than I was anticipating…
Holy shit, Bloodied actually made some more let’s play videos?! And somehow this incurs the wrath of Silent Hill itself?!
Episode 356
It is a night of unexpected contacts, as everyone seems to be getting in touch with the Neonates either to tell them to do something, not do something, or maybe do something different. It’s all very complicated and none of the options seem like good ones.
Can they extricate themselves from the mess McCullough has gotten them into?
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Episode 355
They have the target set, but little to no idea of how to get at her. With Winnie off doing her own thing, the other three resort to more direct surveillance. The secret to a successful assassination is good intelligence it seems, The question becomes, are the Ministries Eyes up to the job?
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Episode 354
With the Target set the Ministries Eyes realise that they actually don’t know the first thing about assassinations and probably need to work out who the target is, where they are, and how to get at them.
To the Society Pages!
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Episode 353
Having escaped with Dundarron Hendry it would have been expected that they would have been in a little trouble. In fact everything seems fine and now they have been tapped for a greater mission by the Ministry.
Will they be able to achieve the aim? Or will they fall?
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Episode 352
Finding themselves strangely in possession of their heads, the Neonates return to their house and try and work out what they want to do next. They are in a difficult position, with the Brujah and the Prince both now viewing them with suspicion.
Episode 351
The Student’s have a plan, but possibly not enough information. More research is needed but also power tools, flammable liquids and also a lot more salt. Will the case of the Murderous tree finally be ended? Will they all die to avenging badgers?
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Trees, Ghosts, Badgers, Foxes, Salt, Murder, and Infidelity
Episode 350
We made it to 350!! So to thank you all for sticking with us we present the first session of a game that might end up being a campaign, Mecha Vs Kaiju. Mawdrigen has attempted to add Sound Effects, and we had a blast playing this so hopefully you enjoy it too!
Episode 349
CONTENT WARNING – Spire is a game about facing up to privilege and power, and doing what you can to pull it down. Given the current real world situation this might be a little on the nose for some people, and we are more than happy for you to skip this one until a calmer time if you feel its too much right now.
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They are so close, Now they just need to get Hendry to the Sepulchra of Oil and get him out of there. Will the tolling of the discordant bell ring out their doom? Find out now!
Episode 348
With malice (and salt) our heroes have approached the haunted tree only to find themselves under assault (a salt?) by woodland creatures. Threatened on all sides will they be able to win their way free and rid the tree of its baleful influence (with salt I guess)
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Trees, Ghosts, Badgers, Foxes, the nighttime activities of foxes, Sycamore trees and their bloody sproutlings, oh and SALT
Episode 347
CONTENT WARNING – Spire is a game about facing up to privilege and power, and doing what you can to pull it down. Given the current real world situation this might be a little on the nose for some people, and we are more than happy for you to skip this one until a calmer time if you feel its too much right now.
Firstly we received some Tea from the rather excellent people at Wayward Masquerade makers of the equally excellent Dragon Bagon’s and Bagthulhu’s. Give them a look if you need a good Dice Bag!
They have to gotten Down-Spire, but there is now a new problem. The Red Armoured Assassin has now found them and seems intent on making Dundarron Hendry ass dead as possible. Can the Ministries Eyes keep him alive.
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Episode 346
As the neonates wait to hear what is to become of them, they try and work out what their plan of action should they survive will be. Whatever happens however it will cause a sea change in their relationships with the Brujah, and the Prince.
Episode 345
CONTENT WARNING – Spire is a game about facing up to privilege and power, and doing what you can to pull it down. Given the current real world situation this might be a little on the nose for some people, and we are more than happy for you to skip this one until a calmer time if you feel its too much right now.
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They have to get Down-Spire, but they really don’t want too use the guarded stairs. Which means… Climbing down the chains that keep Middle Perch from tumbling down to the ground. A hard climb, a dangerous climb, and one with more dangers than just falling screaming a mile to their deaths.
Episode 344
Oh Dear…
That went not well for the neonates, and now they find themselves in an even worse position. In front of the Prince, and with their Sire’s present. There will be much parental dressing downs, and the ever present danger of just plain being beheaded.
Hopefully they survive, both physically and their egos!
Episode 343
More information has been gathered about the murder victim, and now Steve and Bob are heading into the PHD building to try and get a read on the situation. Why not pump the crying girls for information on the way in?
Valerie meanwhile spots a strange old man with a tree fixation on campus.
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Trees, Murder, Ghosts, Creepy situations, crying girls, the best burger, and Protective Crystals
Episode 342
CONTENT WARNING – Spire is a game about facing up to privilege and power, and doing what you can to pull it down. Given the current real world situation this might be a little on the nose for some people, and we are more than happy for you to skip this one until a calmer time if you feel its too much right now.
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Reaching the Maskless Enclave the Ministries Eyes have to talk their way through the door, through the Enclave, and further down Spire. Will Iolath rise to the requirement, and can he persuade Talons-Ripped-From-A-Hawks-Claw to help them?
Episode 341
CONTENT WARNING – Spire is a game about facing up to privilege and power, and doing what you can to pull it down. Given the current real world situation this might be a little on the nose for some people, and we are more than happy for you to skip this one until a calmer time if you feel its too much right now.
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The ministries eyes have managed to get Dundarron Hendry a whole level down… by walking down the stairs. Now they must get down further, preferably without being seen or worse captured. To get down further they need to go to various insalubrious locations, starting with the Masksless Enclave. If they can get there.
Episode 340
CONTENT WARNING – Spire is a game about facing up to privilege and power, and doing what you can to pull it down. Given the current real world situation this might be a little on the nose for some people, and we are more than happy for you to skip this one until a calmer time if you feel its too much right now.
Firstly we received some Tea from the rather excellent people at Wayward Masquerade makers of the equally excellent Dragon Bagon’s and Bagthulhu’s. Give them a look if you need a good Dice Bag! Also the tea from Zealong is excellent.
Escaping from the Assassin is definitely the name of the game, but they also need to get the notes, ad they are in the university. Then they need to get downspire without anyone spotting them, stopping them, or killing them
All in a days work.
Episode 339
CONTENT WARNING – Spire is a game about facing up to privilege and power, and doing what you can to pull it down. Given the current real world situation this might be a little on the nose for some people, and we are more than happy for you to skip this one until a calmer time if you feel its too much right now.
Firstly we received some Tea from the rather excellent people at Wayward Masquerade makers of the equally excellent Dragon Bagon’s and Bagthulhu’s. Give them a look if you need a good Dice Bag!
The plan to stash an academic in the Vermissian has hit an unintended snag, in the form of a red armoured ballistic Drow through his window. The Ministries Eyes will need to work fast if they are to keep him in one piece given the Axe she’s wielding!
Episode 338
With the Neonates in a very sticky situation they are torn between following the plan and achieving McCullough’s mission and not being killed. Given it seems like the Prince’s ghouls have identified them it all looks a little hopeless, but they may still be able to escape…
NB. We made a slight mistake with incapacitated for Vampires with Blood left in their pools, however it worked out in the end, and we will try and do it right going forward.
Episode 337
CONTENT WARNING – Spire is a game about facing up to privilege and power, and doing what you can to pull it down. Given the current real world situation this might be a little on the nose for some people, and we are more than happy for you to skip this one until a calmer time if you feel its too much right now.
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With their target located and the vague beginnings of a plan the Ministries Eyes begin to try and find a place to stash Dundarron Hendry once they “persuade” him to come with them. However to find a place the long arm of the Aelfir cannot reach, which is precious few places in Spire
Episode 336
Being naturally cautious and having done their preliminary scouting the neonates are ready to go and collect McCullough’s package. Planning and preparation all done, its now just a case of picking it up. Right? Right??
What could go wrong….
So as part of the recent online Fandicon I and Loka were lucky to be able to join in with a game run by another member of the Fandible Discord Server Valkern and one of his players Nova. Running Savage Ghostbusters and setting it in London meant it was a match made in heaven and we thoroughly enjoyed it, and he was kind enough to share the audio files with us 9and do the majority of the Editing!! Be still my beating heart!!)
Many Thanks again to the Fandible for hosting the con!
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Valkern, hearts, ghosts, the Tower of London, London traffic, Colonialism, and Dead people lots and lots of dead people
Episode 335
So having tried to avoid getting murdered by Ghosts, it turns out the ghosts were probably trying to get the Goatswood students to save them. So, hoping that there are no dangerous trees involved they swing into action.
Why is the muscle-bro warning them off from talking to the history department? How come the body was found so long after the ghost appeared? Who are the other potential victims?
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Trees, Murder, Ghosts, Creepy situations, Drug and Drug use, asking Rock Soc Ladies to distract Muscle-Bros, hanging, and a lot of Buffy references.
Episode 334
CONTENT WARNING – Spire is a game about facing up to privilege and power, and doing what you can to pull it down. Given the current real world situation this might be a little on the nose for some people, and we are more than happy for you to skip this one until a calmer time if you feel its too much right now.
Stag Mask’s mission seems gloriously vague and the Ministries Eyes seem to already be making good progress, it is however just a matter of time before everything goes horribly wrong. With Winnie being chatted up by the Target and Luna terrifying random people what could go wrong?
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Episode 333
Having been given a mission that they cannot refuse the Neonates turn their attention to working out how to pull off what McCullough wants. Also they take a look at their rapidly changing domain and try and work out what powers are currently in play…
Episode 332
It is that time again where we return to Goatswood university and back to the lives of the Students. Join Psychedelic Steve, Valerie and … an Agric as they try and work out what is going on now on Goatswood campus.
It seems like it probably isn’t the dangerous bush again, but it definitely seems to be connected to the trees.
Oh dear!
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Trees, Murder, Ghosts, Creepy situations, Drug and Drug use.
Episode 331
CONTENT WARNING – Spire is a game about facing up to privilege and power, and doing what you can to pull it down. Given the current real world situation this might be a little on the nose for some people, and we are more than happy for you to skip this one until a calmer time if you feel its too much right now.
The Eggs are dealt with, but soon the Ministries eyes find themselves being approached by all manner of Gutterkin with a message for them Stag Mask once more has a mission for them, and this mission will bring them directly into conflict with the Aelfir rulers of the city.
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Episode 330
CONTENT WARNING – Spire is a game about facing up to privilege and power, and doing what you can to pull it down. Given the current real world situation this might be a little on the nose for some people, and we are more than happy for you to skip this one until a calmer time if you feel its too much right now.
Left standing over the corpses of Seamus Hereford and Niadis Sulham the Ministries Eyes find themselves beset by moral quandaries of what to do with the altered Eggs. Also Seamus’ alchemy shop seems to contain secrets beyond the alchemical sort…
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Episode 329
With the demons dealt with the Neonates are probably looking forward to a bit of down time, although their domain is undergoing many changes with the gentrification continuing apace. With the Temple of Iron and it’s muscle bros and the Wine bars all over the domain hunting is a very different affair.
Then there is the ongoing issue of the Brujah. Surely McCullough hasn’t forgotten Brendan…
Episode 328
So it seems like the Wayne Foundation For Mental Wellness is definitely a trap. The only remaining question is how much of a trap it is, is it a trap trap or just a trap by accident. The fugitives would also quite like to know why the guide has no idea who the Antipope is…
It’s a trap trap isn’t it.
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Episode 327
The Wayne Foundation for Mental Wellness is definitely not what it seems and is likely also not really a mental institution. In fact it’s looking more and more like a trap. Where did the JAnitor and the Doctor come from? What is the institute actually doing to the Archaologists the Fugives dropped off? Finally Why oh Why did the guide book suggest the place?!?
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Episode 326
With the Wayne Foundation for Mental Health starting to look a lot less like a place of healing and a lot more like a nanotech infested dangerzone, the Fugitives decide to do some investigating. Starting with the the pope and then some psychic prodding.
Episode 325
CONTENT WARNING – Spire is a game about facing up to privilege and power, and doing what you can to pull it down. Given the current real world situation this might be a little on the nose for some people, and we are more than happy for you to skip this one until a calmer time if you feel its too much right now.
They have finally hunted the missing eggs down, or at least they think they have. What has Niadis Sulham and her tame Alchemist been up to?
Find out now in the Finale of Innocence Lost!
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We here at the Cult always love to draw attention to nifty looking projects, and if ‘cyberpunk fantasy gang fight wargame’ doesn’t sound nifty to you than I’m moderately confused as to why you are on this website. Currently entering its last week on Kickstarter, Gangs of the Undercity is a new IP tabletop wargame from the lovely people at Fragging Unicorn Games (full disclosure: the Cult’s own Allegory does freelance work for them), putting you in charge of either a pregenerated or custom built gang battling to survive and thrive in the crumbling undercity of Neo-Babylon. Think that sounds cool? Don’t just take my word for it, hope over to their Kickstarter page and look at the pitch video, as well as the preview pics of the beautifully sculpted models you’d be using. Go on, I’ll wait…
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Looks cool, doesn’t it? Even cooler, the project funded on day one, so this is definitely going ahead, and stretch goals are adding all sorts of goodies for everyone, from new models and gangs, to a short story collection building on the setting (full disclosure again: Allegory has written one of the stories in the collection, and has a small roll in the Undercity audio drama that you can listen to here). Plus, with everything so far along, delivery is estimated for end of the year, so you won’t have to wait too long to get your hands on those awesome models and snazzy terrain. We here at the Cult are certainly looking forward to getting to play this beauty, and you can bet we’ll give you our thoughts when we do. In the mean time, you’ve got until 5:59am BST Sunday 16th of August to make your pledge and secure your slot in the battle for undercity supremacy.
Episode 324
With a Tardis full of exceedingly disturbed Archaeologists the fugitives go looking for the best Mental Health facility in all time and space, and settle on The Wayne Facility For Mental Health. Taking precautions and making sure that everyone (including Horizon Beyond) knows the plan they set off and hope to get everyone well again in short order.
It seems likely that there may actually be more going on here than expected.
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Episode 323
They have finally reached the point of no return. The food supply for the Gluttony Demons has been cut off so now they are looking to fill up on Vampire bites. Meanwhile the Neonates need to lead them on their merry way to Grannies house and to the Demon traps set up behind it.
The Question is, with the hosts looking so “ripe” will they manage it before they hatch?
Episode 322
CONTENT WARNING – Spire is a game about facing up to privilege and power, and doing what you can to pull it down. This Session specifically has a scene of the Weak standing up to the strong and suffering for it horrifically. We will understand if you wish to leave this one until calmer times.
With a name for the Midwife, Niadis Sulham, the Ministries Eyes now have to work out where in Spire she is and more importantly where the eggs she has taken are. It won’t be easy with a building a mile high and thousands of buildings crammed into it, but they have to try. Step one, find out about this renegade, and what she is up to.