Archive for Kobolds

Episode 100 – Kobolds Ate My Baby! – USAIAN VERSION – Worlds Upon Worlds

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , on 26 March 2016 by Mawdrigen

EPISODE 100!!!!!!!!

Oh my god oh my god!

We made it to episode 100 and as such we were very very very drunk, and a few months ago the Fandible (Website) challenged us to do a whole episode in American Accents.

So we did.

Please note, if you ARE american you may not want to listen to this… we take the piss. A LOT.

So here we go, Kobolds again, Drunk off my ass, in an american accent, wherein we try not to lose all of our listeners. Follow now as Science Master Anal Dave, inspired by God the Pancake as he sends our heroes to another world to get dinner. Will they survive Booping? Will they survive trying to do things when they are Kobolds.

No of course not.

Oh and I may offer a prize if anyone can tell us what accent Archive is actually doing!

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains American Accents, and not good ones! Plus American Stereotypes, Jokes, someone being fed slowly into a winch, and the use of Archive as lure for randy animals. Oh and Donald Trumps Massive…. manhood?

Episode 50 – [ITS SUPER EXPLICIT] The Cult Drunkenly Play Kobolds Ate My Baby (in colour)

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , on 27 December 2014 by Mawdrigen

We have decided not to play Descent any more as it’s so balanced it annoys us all equally! So instead for the 50th Episode we play Kobolds Ate My Baby! Anal Dave, Beep, and Naked Jon go forth from the caves to try and get food to keep King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG) from eating them.

Obviously being Kobolds they are not well suited to this task. Will they survive the attack of Big Black Cocks, Witches, Runaway Carts, Horny Necromancers, and Leg Humping Terriers?

No. No they won’t. But at least it will be funny listening to them try.

Will they steal the Baby? Will I get so drunk I forget how to roleplay? Will Bloodied ever get the mental images out of his head? Can Archive really Wrassle anything? Will Hardwick beat the Demon Cock to death? Find out in this episode!

In case you haven’t realised, this one is marked as Super Explicit. This is because it is SUUUPER EXPLICIT. If you listen to this you should likely wash your ears out with soap afterwards.

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Please let us know what you think either here, at thecultofteaanddice@gmail.com, or @Cultteaanddice if you want to give us any Feedback, please also feel free to leave us reviews on Itunes

This Podcast is Super-Explicit. Contains Drunkeness, The Angry Red God Vor, Anal Dave, Eating Babies, Wrassling, Killer Chickens, the devouring of a big black cock, the sound a Kobold makes when it gets hit by a truck, and naked necromancers. Oh and because it’s tradition, Archive. Oh and we were REALLY drunk!