Episode 329
With the demons dealt with the Neonates are probably looking forward to a bit of down time, although their domain is undergoing many changes with the gentrification continuing apace. With the Temple of Iron and it’s muscle bros and the Wine bars all over the domain hunting is a very different affair.
Then there is the ongoing issue of the Brujah. Surely McCullough hasn’t forgotten Brendan…
Episode 320
Audio: There was a drip… and incessant drip as the British weather decided to go from trying to cook us to trying to drown us. I have removed as much as possible but sadly some signs remain.
With Granny hit with the Whammy, its time to Tidy up the knick knacks and set some demon traps up. The plans neonates come up with!
With the Gluttony demons devouring their way through half of Readings Takeaway, and most of the Homeless population having left they are getting desperate. How will the Neonates capitalise on this.
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Episode 314
Before they had no plans, now they have too many plans and deciding between them is the issue of the day. Will they use demonroot and go down the dark path, or get Madame Cinder to trap the demons. Is there another path? Also how is the house purchase going? It’s a hard life being a Neonate.
Episode 303
Having finally remembered what it was they were supposed to be doing, the Coeterie decide to surveil the issue. It turns out that the gang is much more difficult to deal with now, and definitely count as “issues we should have dealt with”. Now they have to turn to their allies in the hopes that they can help…
Episode 302
So they found a financial adviser, and organised to get their finances in order and their Haven Safe. Now they just need to go to a meeting and his interestingly named associate Dr Thermopylae and everything will be back to normal.
Hang on… aren’t we forgetting something.
Episode 298
It all started with a for sale sign where there was no for sale sign before. This spells potential disaster for the Neonates, but who is behind it, and can they find some way of escaping from the clutches of late stage capitalism!
Episode 294
It all started with a for sale sign where there was no for sale sign before. This spells potential disaster for the Neonates, but who is behind it, and can they find some way of escaping from the clutches of late stage capitalism!
Episode 293
Having met with Archarya and Bailey the Neonates were headed for home, but instead they have been lured into a night of Drinking with Lukas…
Which as everyone is Vampires, means there’s going to be creepy weirdness going on, but maybe they will also be able to get some useful information out of him while they do.
Episode 287
The Conclusion of Brendan’s date goes “well” by the previous standard, but then it is followed up by the Revelations that the Neonates may have been played for fools. This will no doubt end well.
Episode 286
First the Neonates watch a very questionable “voodoo” ritual hosted by the Blessed Aesina, but what exactly is going on they don’t really know. Then Brendan goes on a date, with disastorous consequences.
Episode 282
The worlds loudest pigeon was still about.
The fight against Talithar warms up as they try to surround her and she responds by trying to seize hold of people’s brains and make them do what she wants. Can the Coeterie defeat her, and more importantly… What happens if they do?
Episode 281
First Off we sadly had a ton of planes going overhead, and the worlds loudest pigeon! Sorry I did try and cut them out where I could!
So they have a plan for dealing with Talithar now, watch her probable route into their domain and drop on her the moment they see her. The fact these plans involve standing around in other vampires domains is neither here nor there.
Also have they really thought through the “look like the sort of people she eats” part of the plan?
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Episode 280
Talithar might be coming back, and the coeterie need to be ready for it. However there also seems to be someone spying on them and in these precarious times, that is a definite danger. Obviously they will begin planning the sting on Talithar and come up with an intelligent and safe plan for dealing with the spying. Of course they will. Totally.
It won’t be a stupid insane plan at all.
Episode 279
It has become obvious that something is going on and they may need to gather some more information. The Neonates need to get hold of the Woodley coeterie, or what is left of it any how. Will they be able to find tem by wandering the rack? If they do will they be able to get the help that they need?
Episode 278
They are starting to get the hang of this being damned creatures of the night thing! They have some clues as to why there was a dead body and have even arranged for a few leads but will they be able to concentrate on them or will they get distracted by other more pressing satorial matters. Oh dear!
Episode 277
The dead body is dealt with but they still have to work out how it got there. Cue a lot of research, looking for information, and talking to cats. Did I say talking to cats? Yes I did, look it’s weird being a Vampire OK!
Will they be any closer to solving the question of who is out to get them?
Episode 272
The Neonates have survived meeting Prince Drummond, but now they must see what happens regarding the forming of Coeteries and the giving out of domains. Surely the Prince wouldn’t show any favouritism…
Yeah right.
Plus they are still at a party filled with other vampires that might try and talk to the, the HORROR!
Episode 124
Welcome to the world of “Darkness” where in we follow three university students as they try to work out where the hell Trevor has gone with their results. They need those results. Like really need them.
This triggers a romp through the university campus, there’s breaking, there’s entering, there’s attempted seduction. There may even be mystery!
The main question however is… WHERE THE HELL IS TREVOR AND THE RESULTS!
Warning, the word Trevor is used something like a billion times in this episode.
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Strong Language, Drug References, very very moderate peril, Agrics, The least effective investigation team, the concept of Goatseybikes (do not google this), also yanking the goatsey bikes off (do not google this), Mawdrigen playing a stoner, Agrics, Doing the D, discussions of Agric mating rituals, Dwayne Dibbly, Popping the Collar, the Dilophosaurus of Luuuurrrrrve, and discussions of Agric drinking rituals (pink wellies full of vodka).