The Cult Of Tea And Dice

Episode 67

Trapped in the Abbey Mills Pumping station with something like two hundred Zombies, which are kept at bay solely by a plunging torrent of sewage is bad. Having the Zombie Lord and eighteen of his friends on the wrong side of the of the torrent is bad… one bite and it could be all over.

Plus lets not forget that the Zombie Lord seems to be possessed by an Angry Ghost.

What could go wrong, oh yes, all the things! However with Lord Leigh, Samson, and Von Stahd ready to fight the zombies and Doctor Quist protecting Lottie there is only one question.

Where the hell is Corinne the Mourner! She is after all the competent one!

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Zombies, the concept of Poo-power, possession, self injury, landing on broken ankles, zombies getting mulched, and someone actually getting bitten.

Episode 64

Trapped in their house, with Von Stahd inside and a Zombie Lord outside Lord Leigh and his compatriots try and come up with a way to first get the zombie lord alone, and then finish him off.

With London overrun by zombies, the fate of the whole metropolis might actually depend on the player characters…z

Oh gods we’re all going to die.

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains indescriminantly rapey vines, zombies, Lottie, Von Stahd, the words ‘poop-chute’, ‘blowjob zombies’,’stinging discharge’ and ghosts. Oh and us, INCREDIBLY BADLY speaking German… specifically “Kommen und haben ein zu gehen, wenn sie denken, dass Sie hart genung sind”

Episode 49

We FINALLY get everyone back together to play Unhallowed Metropolis and finally get the answer to “will they all make it out alive”. The farcical fight where everyone was blind now over Doctor Quist, Lottie, and Corinne finally spot Lord Leigh and Samson. Together with Lady Charcharagan and her maids, Chelmsford, the Boot Boy and the Maid they try and affect their escape from the manor house. Where has Doctor Falstaffe gotten to, did he spot Lottie, and what is Lady Charcharagan actually here for?
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This Podcast is Explicit, Contains Lottie, Inadvertant Police action, zombies, violence, murder, and hideous limb damage.

Episode 22

The first session of the Second Arc of the Unhallowed Metropolis game. Having saved the ladies of the night from any more predation by the Camden Killer, what more could you want but a party to relax. Even better it’s a bring your own poor people party, and one thing Lord Leigh has plenty of is poor people!
Off they trot to the West end of London, to engage in high class shenanigans.

Who is the man with the German accent? Will they survive the trip up west, and finally… Will any of them be able to stomach being in the same room as Carruthers for more than two minutes.

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NB: this podcast includes swearing, themes of an adult nature, drugs, swearing, theft and debauchery. Oh and Carruthers.