Archive for Unhallowed Metropolis

Episode 67 – Unhallowed Metropolis – Desolation of Smog – Session 5

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , on 29 May 2015 by Mawdrigen

Trapped in the Abbey Mills Pumping station with something like two hundred Zombies, which are kept at bay solely by a plunging torrent of sewage is bad. Having the Zombie Lord and eighteen of his friends on the wrong side of the of the torrent is bad… one bite and it could be all over.

Plus lets not forget that the Zombie Lord seems to be possessed by an Angry Ghost.

What could go wrong, oh yes, all the things! However with Lord Leigh, Samson, and Von Stahd ready to fight the zombies and Doctor Quist protecting Lottie there is only one question.

Where the hell is Corinne the Mourner! She is after all the competent one!

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Zombies, the concept of Poo-power, possession, self injury, landing on broken ankles, zombies getting mulched, and someone actually getting bitten.

Episode 64 – Unhallowed Metropolis – Desolation of Smog – Session 4

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , on 7 May 2015 by Mawdrigen

Trapped in their house, with Von Stahd inside and a Zombie Lord outside Lord Leigh and his compatriots try and come up with a way to first get the zombie lord alone, and then finish him off.

With London overrun by zombies, the fate of the whole metropolis might actually depend on the player characters…z

Oh gods we’re all going to die.

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains indescriminantly rapey vines, zombies, Lottie, Von Stahd, the words ‘poop-chute’, ‘blowjob zombies’,’stinging discharge’ and ghosts. Oh and us, INCREDIBLY BADLY speaking German… specifically “Kommen und haben ein zu gehen, wenn sie denken, dass Sie hart genung sind”

Episode 56 – Unhallowed Metropolis – Desolation of Smog – Session 3

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , on 14 February 2015 by Mawdrigen


Having fought Von Stahd off they attempt to pursue the now heavily wounded Prussian assassin through the fog, but will he prove too resourceful for them. With the Tavern damaged by the fire he set, and the fog getting into everything could the day get any worse.
Why are all these crows about?
Are those Sirens?
Oh. That’s how it could get worse…

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Episode 54 – Unhallowed Metropolis – The Desolation of Smog – Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , , on 24 January 2015 by Mawdrigen

With the Hammy man secured they decide to leave him to the tender mercies of Samson, whose job it is to find out what his interest in Lord Leigh is. That said the weather seems to be on the turn, with mist rising from the Thames could a Lost Day be in the offing?

What of the Oberleutman? So far he has yet to make his presence known, but surely he can’t have given up yet? Is he in the pay of the Aunts who are siphoning money from the businesses of the Family into their own accounts?

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The Podcast is Explicit, and contains torture, fire, lottie, Fog, a man in a rubber suit, and a toilet.

Episode 52 – Unhallowed Metropolis – The Desolation of Smog – Session 1

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , on 10 January 2015 by Mawdrigen

Lord Leigh and the band of merry misfits he has gathered about himself now have to try and survive the attentions of Oberleutman Von Stahd. A prospect that may prove to be more difficult than they first imagined.
First step find out where he is hiding. Second step find out how that helps them!
Of course before then, they would need to work out what the “Hammy Man” is doing watching their house.

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Episode 49 – Unhallowed Metropolis –Paupers Ball- Session 3

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , on 20 December 2014 by Mawdrigen

We FINALLY get everyone back together to play Unhallowed Metropolis and finally get the answer to “will they all make it out alive”. The farcical fight where everyone was blind now over Doctor Quist, Lottie, and Corinne finally spot Lord Leigh and Samson. Together with Lady Charcharagan and her maids, Chelmsford, the Boot Boy and the Maid they try and affect their escape from the manor house. Where has Doctor Falstaffe gotten to, did he spot Lottie, and what is Lady Charcharagan actually here for?
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This Podcast is Explicit, Contains Lottie, Inadvertant Police action, zombies, violence, murder, and hideous limb damage.

Episode 24 – Unhallowed Metropolis Paupers Ball Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags on 1 March 2014 by Mawdrigen

Well the party seems to have gone a bit wrong. When last we saw them the party had been crashed by some form of Anarchists, who had the gone on to release a number of Zombies into the manor house. Will the Payers be able to survive, more importantly will Lottie manage to avoid the Doctor spotting her and most likely giving her one of those lovely jackets where you can hug yourself all day.

What of Carruthers? Will he survive, do we care?

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NB: this podcast includes swearing, Carruthers, Zombies, people being devoured, and other such things!