Episode 503
TRIGGER WARNING Mention of Suicide.
The Gold Getters have revealed themselves as monsters covered in tentacles. But the Treasure Stompers meanwhile have located the Brass Seal, but with the monsters behind them in the cave they now need to find a way of escaping from the Sea Of Trees.
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Episode 502
On the outs and without their sister who has disappeared, the three inquisitors get a mission to guard some crystals From some Wolves. It hardly seems like the sort of mission you need three Inquisitors for…
Cult 502 – FAE – Star Wars – Redblades – Ilum – Session 1
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Angry people, VERY ANGRY PEOPLE, Crystals, wolves, and traps
Episode 501
Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) This time with a Special Guest!
The Knights have finally made it to Castle Borlay and the man they seek is now ready to see them, but will his revelations help them, or make their mission still more difficult.
As an effort to build up our buffer to the point where we can start releasing things in Chapters rather than in the order that we record them we will be releasing once every two weeks for the first three months of this year. This will allow us to avoid the sometimes very long breaks between chapters when we just can’t get everyone in position!
After these three months we will return to Weekly, but hopefully in chapters!
Many Thanks
Mawdrigen
Episode 500
We have finally done it and reached Episode 500! Today we are totally playing Paleomythic. Absolutely, nothing else. Nope.
Not at all…
Paleomythic from @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here)
Cult 500 – Paleomythic – Tribe Of The Bear Claw Cave – The Tribal Council – Session 8 ISH
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Leaving For Valhalla by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4928-leaving-for-valhalla
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Combat, Redacted, Redacted, some Redacted, some further Redacted, and lots of REDACTED
All Trademarks remain the possession of their owners, and are used with Fair use.
Episode 499
Cave People dealing with consequences @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here)
Finally back to Paleomythic, with the Tribe having to contact the last two tribes and then return home. Can they survive the Tribe of Fire and the Tribe of the Poisoned Vines?
Cult 499 – Paleomythic – Tribe Of The Bear Claw Cave – The Tribal Council – Session 7
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Leaving For Valhalla by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4928-leaving-for-valhalla
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Combat, Injury, Choking, Wounds, Fang Whips, Passing Out, and Cheating
Episode 498
TRIGGER WARNING Mention of Suicide.
Having found the remains of the Goldgetters the Treasure stompers are probably feeling a bit more anxious. If only that deer would leave them alone
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Episode 497
TRIGGER WARNING Mention of Suicide.
Join the NuTube sensations the Treasure Stompers as they seek for the brass seal of the Meiji Emperor.
Rumoured to have gone missing deep in Aokigohara forest, the suicide forest the Treasure Stompers are out to retireve it. Plus get some sweet sweet views!
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Episode 496
In this episode we join the animals of thousand conker woods in the depth of the cold and hungry winter. However nearby there is a human dwelling that veritably stinks of food.
Surely they won’t miss some!
Cult 496 – FAE – The Animals of Thousand Conker Wood – Food Heist
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Angry Robins, Stoned Toads, a Badger called Badger
Episode 495
Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here)
Between John of Jerusalem and the mysterious help of the Arabic gentleman they have run off Padre Franks and killed most of his men. Now however they must work out who the mysterious stranger is and why he has helped them.
Episode 494
Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here)
So they are now Parlaying with the Flamberge as it seems likely he is a Templar also. Will this be a blessing or a curse in disguise.
Episode 493
On the Back of the Ymir Schmeer the Frost Vikings face their final challenge.
How do you kill a turtle the size of a mountain range?
Fate Accelerated – Frost Vikings – The Ymir Schmeer – Session 3
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Giant Turtles, Squirting, Ooze, Danger, Tinnitus, and falling a VERY LONG WAY
Man, Loki’s gonna be so mad at the multiversal mess…
Episode 492
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Having been waylaid by a knight with a distinctive Flamberge blade the Knights have to try and defeat him before he trounces them utterly. But are they forgetting something?
Episode 491
I can’t believe they lost the Knife! Now they are going to have to go to the Village and get it, if the undead don’t stop them.
This really doesn’t seem the best way to get over a break-up, Ivan…
Episode 490
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The Knights have finally finished their business in Melun, now they need to get to Guy De Borlay’s castle and get his aid. Going through the forests to avoid being seen is better but they face greater hardships.
…We’re gonna need a bigger guillotine.
Episode 489
They went into the Barn, a think that I would have expected them not to do. It would be a shame if they disrupted what was going on in there…
Episode 488
Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here)
Finally we reach the crunch point, they have done everything they needed to do, with the exception of the little vandalization that they promised to do for Quercus. The mercenaries have already run them out of town, so they will have to sneak back in.
NB This is a game dealing with a fantastical depiction of Christianity in general and the Catholic Church in particular. If you feel like this would not appeal to you, please feel free to skip this game!
Episode 420
Ages ago I was perusing Instagram and I saw This Account and it sparked ideas instantly. At the time I told the creator that I would end up creating a session based on these. So here it is!
Join the NuTube sensations the Treasure Stompers as they seek for a drug lords gold!
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Episode 487
Poltroon exploded. Did you see that? He just exploded? Now the fools are talking to the spirits that blew him up!
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Episode 486
Having climbed the shoulder of the mighty beast the Frost Vikings are ready to set off to the head, however, first an old foe returns.
No not bad planning.
OWLS!!
Fate Accelerated – Frost Vikings – The Ymir Schmeer – Session 2
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Owls, Schmeer, Ooozing, Squirming, sinking into the Goop, injury, and doom
Episode 485
So we were missing some people, and had nothing planned…
So it’s time for more Frost Vikings. Having been paid in various Imperial weights and measures the Vikings are obviously looking to relax. This is obviously why they are gambling in a tavern. Must be.. Can’t be anything to do with the Dodgy Guy they are gambling with…
Fate Accelerated – Frost Vikings – The Ymir Schmeer – Session 1
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Schmeer, Deserts, 6 Month old Pasta Alfredo, scales, and Kaiju
Episode 484
We suddenly didn’t have enough players for a game so we rolled out Necronautilus a somewhat experimental game of noxious gas clouds doing the bidding of Death itself.
In this case Death wants a beastman demigod dead.
Episode 483
They have the cutlery, but they don’t have any money. However the nearby squire has a nocturnal issue and money. Maybe the fools can succeed.
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Episode 482
With effluence filled robots forcing people to worship a statue seemingly standing in a literal river of crap the fools decide that fighting them is a good idea. But where is the Cutlery?
Episode 481
Faced with effluent filled homicidal robots the idiots continue on the mission the disembodied voice told them to go. Will they be able to withstand the horrors they will find.
No.
In the immortal words of Bryan Danielson, “If it doesn’t work on a bear, don’t do it in the ring!”
Episode 480
Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here)
Now they are getting threatened by Mercenaries while they plot a little Breaking and Entering! Can nothing go right for the Templars? Will they finally work out where Guy De Borlay is?
NB This is a game dealing with a fantastical depiction of Christianity in general and the Catholic Church in particular. If you feel like this would not appeal to you, please feel free to skip this game!
“I do not consistently hold… accents.”
Episode 479
Old Fools and New Fools receive a message from a disembodied voice and so do exactly as it demands. They head North to their doom and the doom of the world.
SPECIAL EPISODE!
We are pleased to have Jonathan Wright with us for this episode, demoing the new version of his Cult Approved game Mecha Vs Kaiju!
http://mechavskaiju.com/
Kickstarter here!
The Kickstarter is now Live! Go and Back!
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SPECIAL EPISODE!
We are pleased to have Jonathan Wright with us for this episode, demoing the new version of his Cult Approved game Mecha Vs Kaiju!
http://mechavskaiju.com/
Kickstarter here!
The New version will be Kickstarting on August 1st 2023
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SPECIAL EPISODE!
We are pleased to have Jonathan Wright with us for this episode, demoing the new version of his Cult Approved game Mecha Vs Kaiju!
http://mechavskaiju.com/
Kickstarter here!
The New version will be Kickstarting on August 1st 2023
Continue reading
Episode 478
Cave People dealing with consequences @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here)
The Duel is over, but can they actually leave the lands of the Elk tribe alive? If they do which of the remaining tribes will they actually head towards.
Cult 478 – Paleomythic – Tribe Of The Bear Claw Cave – The Tribal Council – Session 6
Please let us know what you think either here, at thecultofteaanddice@gmail.com, or @Cultteaanddice if you want to give us any Feedback, please also feel free to leave us reviews on Itunes or on Podchaser
Leaving For Valhalla by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4928-leaving-for-valhalla
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Combat, Injury, Choking, Wounds, Fang Whips, Passing Out, and Cheating
Episode 477
Because it has been so long we got confused and thought this was session 5 but it is actually Session 6!
The Inquisitors are quite literally carving their way through the opposition, will they be able to get to the bottom of the Rebel presence on the planet, or will their Sister manage to stymie their rage long enough to save some people.
Cult 477 – FAE – Star Wars – Redblades – Session 6
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Angry people, VERY ANGRY PEOPLE, ballistic Ewoks, coercion and combat
Episode 476
Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here)
The Scullion can give them the information they need to get to Guy De Borlay, assuming they can lose the various tails they seem to have picked up. Will this lead them to where they need, or just open up more questions.
NB This is a game dealing with a fantastical depiction of Christianity in general and the Catholic Church in particular. If you feel like this would not appeal to you, please feel free to skip this game!
“Well this looks shit!” ~nose grows~
Episode 475
Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here)
The Templars have some good leads, but have to kill some time in the town before they can really do much. Luckily it seems today is a Market Day! So they do what anyone would, and go shopping (among other things)
NB This is a game dealing with a fantastical depiction of Christianity in general and the Catholic Church in particular. If you feel like this would not appeal to you, please feel free to skip this game!
Episode 474
Cave People fighting again @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here)
Join us now as we actually play through a very tense duel. Can Odina use her skills and belief in the Bear Spirit to survive the onslaught of the Elk Tribes champion Rurik? Or will he just sit at long range and kill her with his bow?
Cult 474 – Paleomythic – Tribe Of The Bear Cave – The Tribal Council – Session 5
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Leaving For Valhalla by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4928-leaving-for-valhalla
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Combat, Injury, Choking, Wounds, Fang Whips, Passing Out, and Cheating
Episode 473
The Animal Companions continue being heroes, heading off to find the herbs the Villagers need to heal the Children, before they enact plan Bandit Murder. What do you mean that’s not a good name?
Cult 473 – D&D5E – The Animal Companions-Children Of The Dark Father – Session 9
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“Angevin” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
Attribution 3.0 License
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Animals, Magic, Injured and Sick Children, Grumpy Dwarves, Angry Dogs and Lacks or Lochs.
Episode 472
Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here)
Needing to change money the Templars seek out a Jewish moneychanger, banking on the fact that the Templars long charity work with the Jewish population of Paris, and the crowns definite antipathy to them to keep them safe. Then they continue the search for Guy De Borlay, it seems like they might finally have made some progress!
NB This is a game dealing with a fantastical depiction of Christianity in general and the Catholic Church in particular. If you feel like this would not appeal to you, please feel free to skip this game!
Episode 471
Cave People in Peril again in @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here)
Turns out that dealing with a tribe of people who worship the very creature you killed to get your tribe through the winter is not great! Will the Marked be able to thread this particular needle? Only time will tell
Cult 471 – Paleomythic – Tribe Of The Bear Claw Cave – The Tribal Council – Session 4
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Leaving For Valhalla by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4928-leaving-for-valhalla
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Diplomacy, The Spirit World, Elks, threat, sneaking, and a LOT of Crafting
Episode 470
The Animal Companions have found injured and hungry villagers, and their initial contact involves Olgureg vomiting up a foot square book. Ok. Soon however the Animal Companions swing into action, curing the sick, healing the poisoned, and murdering the porcine…Huh.
Cult 470 – D&D5E – The Animal Companions-Children Of The Dark Father – Session 8
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“Angevin” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
Attribution 3.0 License
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Animals, Magic, Injured and Sick Children, Pig Murder, food, Vomiting up a book.
Is it a moth? Is it a men? Why not both?
Ain’t no depression like Scandinavian depression!
Episode 469
More Cave Mischief in @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here)
Having moved to the Border of the Heart Eater Tribes lands, the Marked find themselves speaking with a very strange necromancer. But will he be their greatest challenge with the Tribe of the Elk still to visit?
Cult 469 – Paleomythic – Tribe Of The Bear Claw Cave – The Tribal Council – Session 3
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Leaving For Valhalla by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4928-leaving-for-valhalla
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Diplomacy, impaled corpses, casual cannibalism, mutilated corpses, injuries, arrows, and threats
~dons stupid moustache and wacky accent~ Foxes and Echidnas, there has been a murder.
Episode 468
Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here)
The Knights have entered Melun and begun looking for Guy De Borlay, but how to do this without making it obvious that they are the Knights that the King is looking for? There may be allies in the town, but there are far more enemies.
NB This is a game dealing with a fantastical depiction of Christianity in general and the Catholic Church in particular. If you feel like this would not appeal to you, please feel free to skip this game!