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CoC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – The Dreamlands Express Leg 3 – Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Third 100 with tags , , , , on 4 March 2018 by Mawdrigen


Episode 201
We start with… well everyone had a really bad day so while there was no tea to review there was Cider (hard cider for the Americans).

Then we deal with the denouement of the Dreamlands Express. With Karkarov’s guilty consience still haunting them all they have realised that the Sorceror is actually intending to make one last attempt to wrest the Lovers Heart from Madame Brujah.

Have the dreamers gathered enough allies that they can fight him and his elephantine beasts off? Will Henri survive the destruction that will be wrought on the train. Will the dreamers be able to rid themselves of the items they have now mostly managed to create.

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My Little Pony: Tails of Equestria – SUPER EXPLICIT – Friendship is … We’re too drunk to remember. – Diamond Dogs and Dodgy Dudes

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , on 25 February 2018 by Mawdrigen


Episode 200
Welcome to episode 200, possibly the sloppiest drunken episode you will have heard from us!

We decided to play the My Little Pony Roleplaying game Tails from Equestria for this because… well I’m not overly sure but we did. Please note though, this is probably not safe for young children to listen to. Will they survive, or will we get really tired and have to have a lie down…. forever.

Buy Ritz biscuits, they potentially “cheesy”

Join us as a band of Podcasting Ponies try to work together as friendship is magic to rescue a friend from the clutches of… Well you will have to listen to find out!

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CoC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – The Dreamlands Express Leg 3 – Session 1

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 18 February 2018 by Mawdrigen


Episode 199
Finally done with Belgrade and back on the Orient Express, everyone sank into a lovely relaxing sleep. Of course then many of them awoke in the Dreamlands leaving Serennian. Who is this new man Sadie is talking to? How is the meeting between Selina and her going to go?

More importantly will they be able to create their dream items so they can throw them into the gulf of Nodens and free themselves from whatever it is that they chose to lose.

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CoC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – Little Cottage In The Woods – Session 6

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 11 February 2018 by Mawdrigen


Episode 198
Aldi tea is good tea.

Back to trying to escape from the Little Cabin in the Woods the Investigators find the trees are also dangerous. Can they run fast enough, or if not can they find a way to make the evil dangerous trees stop chasing them.

Can the investigators get back to the town through the woods without dying horrifically? Lets see.

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CoC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – Little Cottage In The Woods – Session 5

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , , on 28 January 2018 by Mawdrigen


Episode 196
They’ve headed into the woods, they’ve found Grandmothers Cabin now to see if they can actually persuade her to sell the arm of the Sedefkar simulacrum to them assuming she has it.

Of course, Grandmother isn’t here and instead they find themselves dealing with a young lady who seems to be her grand-daughter who is much more interested in cooking and tapestry.

It’s all very calm. It’s all very non-threatening.

Yeah. Right.

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CoC7e – Changeling – Trailing Ivy – Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , on 14 January 2018 by Mawdrigen


Episode 194
Our Merry Band of Misfits continues going to look for the Ivy, but first they might have to deal with the thing which is stalking them through the Hedge. The issues is that the Path keeps trying to lure them off in the bushes, which would be incredibly bad.

Will Suturis’ red cloak actually make a difference, will Disposal manage to dispose of them, and will Bell realise that having a weapon and knowing how to use it are very different things!

Finally and more importantly… What is that thing over there, and what is it’s health provision!

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CoC7e – Changeling – Trailing Ivy – Session 1

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 31 December 2017 by Mawdrigen


Episode 192
Happy New Year!

First Archive has a bit of a kerfuffle at the enormity of having to deal with our spanky new sound block! Which we continue to fiddle with as we persue el nuevo sonido

This time in Changeling the Lost we are shaking it up a little, as this time we will be playing members of the Master of the Houses retinue in Lovely Arcadia. Follow as Bell the Mirrorskin Butler, Alyosia the Deer Doctor (dear?), Kotic the Watchcat, Disposal the… well the label is right there on the tin, and Suturis the dressmakers dummy go on adventures that they are frankly not equipped to deal with.

What could go wrong, oh yes we could need to eat food.

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CoC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – Little Cottage In The Woods – Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 24 December 2017 by Mawdrigen


Episode 191
Happy Christmas / Hollidays / Winter-een-mas / Yule / Saturnalia / Time we all get off work!

We are debuting some new sound hardware this episode so hopefully it all worked out ok! There may be some kinks to work out, but if we’re lucky this should result in better quality sound, at least for a start you can no longer hear the creaky chairs!

On to the Episode.

With Selina arrested for Issy’s murder and the Sedefkar Simulacrum impounded along with all of the things they took from Professor Moric’s dig site. This is obviously a bit of an issue for the Investigators. So they decide to go shopping while their guide Petar tries to get them a meeting with Dr Todorovic to get the items back.

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CoC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – Sanguis Omnia Vincet – Session 5

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 10 December 2017 by Mawdrigen


Episode 189
Trigger warning: Body horror!

The REAL session 5. Having snuck into the Cult’s hideout they reach where they believe the leader of the cult Unwen Ga Wahlith is hiding, but as they approached the tapestries launched themselves on the attack.

In the last session of Sanguis Omnia Vincet we find out if the Roman troops will get to actually retire or whether they will fall foul of the “2 Days before Retirement” trope.

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D&D5E – Return Of The White Death – The Rats of Stagheyn – Session 8

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 3 December 2017 by Mawdrigen


Episode 188
The final chapter is here, they have the boss rat tied up and giggling. Surely now they will be able to get to the bottom of what caused the White Death to resurface…

Surely.

Join us now at the climax of the first chapter of this D&D campaign as the Adventurers try to bring the plague to an end, and Save the capital city Calci from suffering the same fate as Stagheyn.

Or they might burn the place down.

Where is the source of the plague, and can they stop it?

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D&D5E – Return Of The White Death – The Rats of Stagheyn – Session 7

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 26 November 2017 by Mawdrigen


Episode 187
The Assault on Castle Stagheyn continues and is still surprisingly difficult. Morselor having pancaked into the Courtyard is very quickly healed by Gilguin, but they still have to get into the castle.

Well all apart from Elenil, who is in the castle but cannot actually injure any of the Wererats there. Plus they seems to be warming up the boiling oil. Bashing on the Door seems to be taking forever!

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CoC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – Sanguis Omnia Vincet – Session 4

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 19 November 2017 by Mawdrigen


Episode 186
Trigger warning: Body horror!

We got confused about the session number. Sorry. These chapters are super long! Despite calling it Session Five this was session four.

The Army of Skin and Blood defeated Tillius Corvus and his Loyal Falcones decide to track them back to their base and try and cut the head off the snake. Can they find the enemies secret hideout and end Unwin’s threat? Assuming that is that they survive the horror that is a Roman Breakfast.

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D&D5E – Return Of The White Death – The Rats of Stagheyn – Session 6

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 12 November 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 185

Armed with more information about what is going on the Adventurers first have to decide what to do with their captured Were rat. Then head off to burn down the cargo crane so more dam creation cannot take place.

Their enemy is ensconced in the Castle, but there are probably only three enemies inside, how difficult could it be.

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CoC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – Sanguis Omnia Vincet – Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 29 October 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 183 Trigger warning: Body horror!

Having made it to the Ghilian Outpost and being slightly terrified by people literally falling out of their skins the Fortes Falcones find themselves looking into what is going on.

Which is why they found themselves asking the question “Hey how did you skin all these corpses without taking their clothes off” to which the answer is obviously “SKIN MONSTERS”.

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D&D5E – Return Of The White Death – The Rats of Stagheyn – Session 5

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 1 October 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 179

Trapped in a zombie infested Stagheyn, still none the wiser about exactly what is going on the Adventurers decide to start looking. The issue is that they are fast running out of water, and with the zombies wandering all over the Town and the wells not being safe they are starting to worry.

What about the Wererats, why are they here? Why are they dumping wool bales over the wall into the river?

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CoC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – Bread Or Stone – Session 7

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 24 September 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 178

Finding Dr Belenzada hard at work on an amalgam of a Man, a Gorilla, and a pig the Investigators find that although Belenzada is clearly an unhinged madman it could be that Selena is the true monster here!

As Belenzada slashes at Jazmina, Tiny Tim Boxley leaps forward crowbar in hand to try and defend her.

However where has Clarissa has gotten to? What is Selena actually seeing?

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D&D5E – Return Of The White Death – The Rats of Stagheyn – Session 4

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 17 September 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 177

We are actually all away this weekend as it is Mawdrigen and Mrs Mawdrigen’s Wedding!

Having just alerted everyone in Stagheyn that they have arrived the Adventurers decide to close the stable door after they have burned the stable down and stealth into the city.

As you might imagine this does not go well especially with an intransigent Draught Oxen called Tim!

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D&D5E – Return Of The White Death – The Rats of Stagheyn – Session 3

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 10 September 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 176

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The Adventurers having driven off the Land Shark (renamed the Land Whale by the somewhat flatter Bard) and seeing the Castle of Stagheyn in the distance they take a rest and then plan their attack.

The also get to the bottom of the question, where is the Stag River? It turns out someone has dammed it and flooded the farmland outside the town walls, exactly what you need with a Waterborne disease surely…

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CoC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – Bread Or Stone – Session 6

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 3 September 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 175

The bodies are starting to mount up, Dr Moric, the Journalist, and the Journalist’s lover have all been found dead and the Investigators have begun tracking down the last few clues. They have found Dr Moric’s journal, several books detailing various things including the Mims-Sahis, last heard of when they read of the end of Sedefkar at the hands of the crusaders when he lost the dagger to Andres De La Trois.

They have also seen Dr Belenzada and via subterfuge have found out about his secret laboratory out in the woods. Not willing to wait until they have their morning breakfast meeting with the good Doctor they set off to take a look.

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D&D5E – Return Of The White Death – The Rats of Stagheyn – Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 27 August 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 174

Faced with the return of the White Death the characters begin to procure the items they need for the mission, but also take the time to visit the Temple of Vielle and receive a rather cryptic blessing.

Then it’s off to Granny Hylanax for the disease curing potions before finally setting off.

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The American Files – A Talky One – Mass Effect and Vampire 20

Posted in Podcasts, Review, Second 100 with tags , on 20 August 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 173

CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR Bioshock Infinite, Mass Effect the original trilogy, and Andromeda.

Bloodied, Allegory, and Ghostlyn join forces to enact a Talky one from Deepest California where the temperature is so warm that even Cacti are giving up the ghost and wilting. Please note it is a little bit echoey, but quite good sound quality for being recorded on a phone! First they review some Iced Teas which are standard issue for survivng the Mojave Desert, especially when you have turned off the air con to get better sound.

Then they get onto gaming! Ghostlyn has recently completely the Mass Effect Series so they went through this and provided their feed back on the game series.

After this they look into World of Darkness 20!

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Politics!, Poop-Tea, Mass-Effect, Thumbs up doesn’t work on radio, anti-climatic endings annoy us, Dragon Age Origins Pacing issues, Mass effect relationship woes, Gay Male Krogan?, Permanent catatonia face, Biotic Space Cancer, Gamergate being dicks again, Giant books with bad spines, Toxic people, and New Newness!

The American Files – Dresden Files – Kill the Chupacabra Tonight

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 13 August 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 172

With Bloodied being over in the USA he took the time to run some Dresden files for Allegory and Ghostlyn! So join us now as a Shapeshifter who can turn into a Racoon and is beholden to the Morrigan, and a Shapeshifter who can turn into a dog and is beholden to… errr no one unless you check his Identity Chip engage in some shenanigans to save…

The Owlman of Cornwall!
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End of the World – An Apocalypse in Yellow – Session 3

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 6 August 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 171

Welcome back to a very British Apocalypse, as Archive and Hardwick try to escape to the town of Reading to the Promised land of Sonning. We of course get off to a typically on track start, getting very distracted by the weird Eldritch chanting of the Children outside (who were roaring and squeaking).

Once that is dealt with they begin trying to deal with the fact that Archive, as part of her sneaking past the Jolly Anglers Fishermen Pub, by accident instead fired her Fire Extinguisher in through the window.
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D&D5E – Return of the White Death – The Rats of Stagheyn Session 1

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , , , on 30 July 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 170

For the first time in the Podcast we dive into Dungeons and Dragons, and into the world of Kirion. A damaged world that fought of the influence of the Evil Gods long ago, and then when the Dragonkin returned from their magical exile it burned in the fires of their Bound Dragons. Their control of the Dragons was broken by the Frost Elves however and for the last 500 years the world has been in a new Age, the Sword Age.

Called to a meeting in the middle of the night by a Prince of the realm (Alden the ‘All Business’ Prince) Gilguin the Firbolg and Stone-Skims-Water the Tabaxi Paladin find themselves thrust into a dangerous situation involving a magical Disease up in the north of the Country of Barrowdale.

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End Of The World – An Apocopalypse in Yellow (Redux) – Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 24 July 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 169

TRIGGER WARNING – This is a story of horror and danger in a world very very similar to our own. If that sort of thing would bother you, maybe try one of the other games instead! Please note This is ALL A WORK OF FICTION! We aren’t suggesting having a apocalyptic baby metal concert!

With Archive and Hardwick having decided that staying in Mawdrigen’s house was making their Britishness Uncomfortable they decided to leave. They have however found both a scary bridge and Il Porcupino! Archive is however more worried about the shape of the bridge!

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End Of The World – An Apocopalypse in Yellow (Redux) – Session 1

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 16 July 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 168

TRIGGER WARNING – This is a story of horror and danger in a world very very similar to our own. If that sort of thing would bother you, maybe try one of the other games instead! Please note This is ALL A WORK OF FICTION! We aren’t suggesting having a apocalyptic baby metal concert!

We finally return to End of the World and attempt another play through of An Apocalypse In Yellow which we last attempted back in episode 98 (Here).

This time we have Hardwick and Archive stepping in as the victims of this particular apocalypse as they try and work out whether its ok to stay in Mawdrigen’s house while he’s not there, what tea they are going to have while they wait, and why why WHY the Decor has changed.

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CoC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – Bread Or Stone – Session 5

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 9 July 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 167

Knowing that they need a key from a Roman Bath and to find some warehouse the investigators go searching for the remains of Dr Moric’s dig site.

Chester and Tim also go Mouflon hunting and make a terrible discovery.

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CoC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – Bread Or Stone – Session 4

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts with tags , , , on 1 July 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 166

After a brief unpaid advert for Sushi Mania (Here) and discussing Wet Koala’s (go google it it’s terrifying) we launch back into the anarchic investigations in Vinkovici.

Having gotten their fill of Billiards, last session they got started on every single clue in the town. Now however their initial burst of threads has turned into several places they need to check.

The first is the Journalists house, Fennic hasn’t been seen for a few days and the Investigators fear for her safety.

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Dresden Files – London Falling – Flowers Through The Stone – Session 5

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , on 25 June 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 165

We discuss our ambivalence toward Green Tea Chocolates before Allegory reviews a tea for us from across the pond!

As we failed utterly to interrogate the right person, and then failed to find anything in the Bingo hall we decided to try and go and deal with the Cults lock-up-garage.

Violence is applied in short controlled bursts, the recovery position is deployed, Magic is brought into effect, We play the most dangerous game of the floor is lava. With any luck they might be able to find the Cauldron before swarms of Golden Dawn descend upon them!

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CoC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – Bread Or Stone – Session 3

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 18 June 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 164

Recorded just before the Election we were feeling a bit political at the beginning but then we launch straight into a million different threads of the investigation!

With Chester Fillman joining them they have some much needed muscle as they decide to go and take a look at the Tomb to see what may have been lost. With burglars kits and other such things. There they make a startling discovery the Mims Sahis, the dagger of Sedefkar was possibly in the tomb!

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Dresden Files – London Falling – Flowers Through The Stone – Session 4

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , on 11 June 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 163

We finally try a tea designed to make us sleep, although we do also note it includes Lemongrass which makes you randy!

Then we launch into preparing for our meeting at the Tomb of Claude Velon in Highgate Cemetary. This plan involves, robes, black light, a giant glowing dog, and Mawdrigen getting properly fucked off with his dice.

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CoC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – Bread Or Stone – Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 4 June 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 162

We try a tea which is “alright”, and discuss vitamin B12.

Then we launch into the session, finding the investigators having escaped from the gun fight at the Train Station with Jazmina Moric the daughter of the Professor Moric that has found a Tomb adorned with a statue of Renault of Flanders.

In the taxi she explains that her father is missing and thanks them (especially Tim) for their help with the potential kidnappers. They head towards the hunting lodge that the Wagon – Lits company is intending to put them up in.

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Dresden Files – London Falling – Flowers Through The Stone – Session 3

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 28 May 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 161

Still looking for a Cauldron belonging to a bunch of Faeries and following the clues from the dead Antiques dealer the characters get a promising lead.

Sort of.

However it becomes obvious that we don’t really know what we are doing as we flounder wildly trying to find out what the hell is going on. Also why did Nuada choose US for the job…

Please note Cult Central was FILLED with paint fumes hence an anarchic session
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Dresden Files – London Falling – Flowers Through The Stone – Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 7 May 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 158

We’re back in the Dresdenverse and this time we aren’t jumping all over the place! Well we are still jumping about, but that’s actually us not the recording. Having realised that the Cauldron of the Daghda was probably swiped from the dead Antiques Dealer by someone who could travel through the Nevernever.

So off we go to Dulwich village, where the more non-human of us immediately choose the most non-human methods to investigate.

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CoC7e– Horror on The Orient Express – In a City of Bells and Towers – Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 30 April 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 157

*tongue trauma warning*

Trapped in what they assume is Dream Zagreb they continue pursuing the “Skull Stroking Weirdo” in the hope of learning what he knows about the Sedefkar Simulacrum.

In a weird city.

A very very weird city, but they might get some help at least!

Join us now as they wander through the confused, wild, and terrifying City of Bells and Towers

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Dresden Files – London Falling – Flowers Through The Stone – Session 1 (well what’s left of it)

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 23 April 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 156b

Here is the episode! Please note it jumps about a lot at the beginning.

Listen as we in small distinct chunks find out the Tuatha want us to do stuff. Allegory wows us with innuendo about his sweet creamy drink (it’s Bigelow and creamy…). We drink Indian tea mixed in Cornwall.
Then Mark goes to talk to a Warden and then the adventure begins! In Chunks! Jumpy Chunks!
From the point that we get to Kew Gardens however the episode is intact.

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Dresden Files – London Falling – Flowers Through The Stone – Session RECAP

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 23 April 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 156a

So for the first time in several years of us podcasting we had an Audacity fail, and it decided to shove just over 1/3 of episode 156 down the memory hole and lose it forever. While I attempted to get it back I was unsuccessful although the second half of the episode is actually fully intact. Instead I’m going to put up the slightly jumpy 156b up and here in 156a I and Bloodied go through and tell you what actually happened.

If you want to listen to what we have (unintentional comedy intact) please do, for those who don’t want to please skip episode 156b.

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CoC7e– Horror on The Orient Express – In a City of Bells and Towers – Session 1

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 16 April 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 155

IT having all “gone to buggery” in the words of Tiny Tim Boxley the Investigators flee the scene taking the dodgy amulet with them. Some mourning is done for Oldstaff, Warfestache, and Otto the Bystander before fleeing back to Trieste.

Luckily it seems someone has appeared to help them, but can they be trusted?

Finally they head back to the Orient Express hoping for a nice rest and chance to recuperate… maybe with a lovely glass of wine.

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New World of “Darkness” – Return of the Pod People – Session 4

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , on 9 April 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 154

Well the students know what they need to know. They head down to the Curator to receive the sword Mánbelthor (faerie-basher), the magical lucky ring, and the lethal Pepper Spray.

It can’t be helped, they have stalled as much as possible there nothing to do but go and kill a furry, sorry Faerie!

Sadly we had some sound issues again, however I’ve cleaned it up as much as I can. Unfortunately it seems to have refused to record from the lovely microphones we had set up and instead used the laptops internal microphone!

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New World of “Darkness” – Return of the Pod People – Session 3

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , on 2 April 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 153

Mawdrigen’s accent continues to make it sound like we are trying to kill furries but it’s actually Faeries we are hunting. You know the Iron-Phobic Hedge-living baby-snatchers.

Anyway, having performed a séance and had a word with Paul Lane about his brother we realised that actually it was Faeries, and immediately began to try and work out the best plan. Having more Iron is definitely the best plan! To the Antiques Store!

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CoC7e– Horror on the Orient Express – A Cold Wind Blowing – Session 6

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 26 March 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 152

Trapped in the darkness and surrounded by cultists the Investigators engage in a tense standoff. The Cultists want the Medallion, the Investigators don’t want to give it to them, and Otto the German Tourist is really very confused by what is going on. Gory death could be on the cards for everyone!

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CoC7e– Horror on the Orient Express – A Cold Wind Blowing – Session 5

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 19 March 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 151

With the Corpse of the Turkish Business Man finally deposited into the canal, and Tiny Tim Boxleys brain still mostly in his head, the Investigators finally have finally located this Medallion that everyone seems to be interested in. They have found a Villa on the Via Marco Polo and it has a frieze of Bacchus just like Clarissa’s bruise over the door. Hopefully the amulet is inside and having this this will allow them to do a deal with the Things in the nearby caves for the piece of the simulacrum that the Investigators now fear they have. The door is padlocked and chained up, but with a master thief in their midst they should be able to get through that pretty easier.

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FAE – 2016 Zombie Force – (ITS SUPER EXPLICIT!) – Rhyleh Rising, Rhyleh? Ya Rhyley!

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , on 12 March 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 150

It’s the 150th episode, and we’re all drinking (so much, so very very much) so this cannot possibly go wrong!

Join us as Bloodied leads us as secret special agent zombies, some recently recruited (you know in 2016 the most murderous of years), and some of shall we say … greater vintage as we attempt to ensure that the world doesn’t end.

Will Mr Higgins and the others be able to save the world? Or will the evil cultists be able to raise Rhyleh? Who IS their leader, why should we care? Where’s the Rum?

This is the sloppiest of episodes.

Oh and some very… fine celebrity impersonations.

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, a demon coming in a teapot, TMI, SO MUCH INFORMATION, Celebrity Zombies, buttchugging cocaine, Cthulhu on the supreme court, bruce fucking willis, Twiddling Knobs, Auntie Mabel the notable lush, Jinsy, british tv show nostalgia, the trauma of the animals of farthing wood, octupus crotch, bloodied reveals a deep and abiding hatred of pudsey the bear, the wilhelm screen

Shadowrun 5e – The Lights are going out in Southwark – Session 8

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , on 12 February 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 146

PLEASE SKIP to 11 minutes to miss out the Recap.

Finally back to the shadowrunning! The Shadowrunners almost have a plan, at least the beginnings of a plan, or the vague whisperings of a plan. It involves hijacking a catering truck, getting inside the generator compound, and then…

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Dresden Files – London Falling – Neutralitea – Session 3

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 5 February 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 145

At the house of David Furlong the now very deceased hitman/murderer/mind fiddling victim and having decided not to sacrifice a pizza boy the characters decide to get inside and see what they can see. Kyle has Olivia, magic, and an unhealthy interest in leylines.

Trigger Warning for: Severe Eye Trauma

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CoC7e– Horror on the Orient Express – A Cold Wind Blowing – Session 3

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , on 29 January 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 144

Still in Trieste, and aware that dark forces are moving about them the Investigators Seek to find out where the Sedefkar Simulacrum piece could have gone to, what is the connection with Winckelmann and why they are all having terrible nightmares.

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Dresden Files – London Falling – Neutralitea – Session 1

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , on 8 January 2017 by Mawdrigen

Episode 141

It should have been easy. Go to London’s Premier Tea and Occult Bookshop, which also just happens to be Accorded Neutral Territory and open up. However for Zoe (aka Rude Girl) its all going to get a little bit complicated. Carlos has left the door open, and this IT Guy has the social skills of a rock.

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CoC7e– Horror on the Orient Express – The Devils Simulare- Session 4

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 20 November 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 134

Faced with what seems to be an honest to goodness Dragon the Knights (and Brother David) prepare to see if they can get away, but are hindered by the injured Bledic the Bard.

If they can get away though they need to get the rite back to Count Baldwin if they are to have any chance of locating the Devils Simulare and ending the hold of Evil over the city of Constantinople.

Can they trust their allies, can they trust their lord? They definitely cannot trust the Leper Priest Merovac…

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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Dragons, Lepers, Dark Magic, catastrophic finger damage, Evil spells, and Lots off Edits!

CoC7e– Horror on the Orient Express – The Devils Simulare- Session 3

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 13 November 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 133

The Knights, the Monk, and the Minstrel continue attempting to find the ritual they need to locate the Devils Simulare, and hopefully try and wrest it away from Sedefkar to protect the Crusade.

With the warning of the one eyed priest, they are on the look out for Venetian Traitors. However as they approach the Church of St Mokius, it becomes obvious… All is not what they seem.

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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, many Doge jokes, Severe Neck Trauma, more eye trauma, Sauron the Dweeb requests the ring be returned, Mawdrigen is still sleep deprived, magical flaying, Catatrophic hand trauma, Whacking guys off your sword, and “I do some Monking”

WFRP 2nd Ed – The Goodest Goose- Session 1

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , on 16 October 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 129

Vonn takes the helm and leads us into the World of Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay as we take on the roles of mostly down on their luck adventurers as they… take a job to help someone move house… ish.

Lord Heschaffenburg believes there may be a rebellion building amongst his staff, they are surly and dangerous, and they keep sleeping all the time. This combines with his house being surrounded by forest filled with Beastmen he wants to find out what is going on and also hire a bit extra muscle.

Will the heroes survive? Will the Elf and Dwarf end up in a fist fight? Will Jono find a patron? Will Gretchin realise her last name is potato?

But most important… Is the Goose Good?

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The Music is Constancy Part Two by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, WFRP Retirement plans (catch dysentry and die), Wood elf breakfasts (Acorns and Tofu), Quite a large one with a big horn, beastman dismemberment, and bendy human arrows. Oh and a Flock of Kennels!