We discuss our ambivalence toward Green Tea Chocolates before Allegory reviews a tea for us from across the pond!
As we failed utterly to interrogate the right person, and then failed to find anything in the Bingo hall we decided to try and go and deal with the Cults lock-up-garage.
Violence is applied in short controlled bursts, the recovery position is deployed, Magic is brought into effect, We play the most dangerous game of the floor is lava. With any luck they might be able to find the Cauldron before swarms of Golden Dawn descend upon them!
Recorded just before the Election we were feeling a bit political at the beginning but then we launch straight into a million different threads of the investigation!
With Chester Fillman joining them they have some much needed muscle as they decide to go and take a look at the Tomb to see what may have been lost. With burglars kits and other such things. There they make a startling discovery the Mims Sahis, the dagger of Sedefkar was possibly in the tomb!
We finally try a tea designed to make us sleep, although we do also note it includes Lemongrass which makes you randy!
Then we launch into preparing for our meeting at the Tomb of Claude Velon in Highgate Cemetary. This plan involves, robes, black light, a giant glowing dog, and Mawdrigen getting properly fucked off with his dice.
We try a tea which is “alright”, and discuss vitamin B12.
Then we launch into the session, finding the investigators having escaped from the gun fight at the Train Station with Jazmina Moric the daughter of the Professor Moric that has found a Tomb adorned with a statue of Renault of Flanders.
In the taxi she explains that her father is missing and thanks them (especially Tim) for their help with the potential kidnappers. They head towards the hunting lodge that the Wagon – Lits company is intending to put them up in.
Still looking for a Cauldron belonging to a bunch of Faeries and following the clues from the dead Antiques dealer the characters get a promising lead.
Sort of.
However it becomes obvious that we don’t really know what we are doing as we flounder wildly trying to find out what the hell is going on. Also why did Nuada choose US for the job…
Please note Cult Central was FILLED with paint fumes hence an anarchic session Continue reading →
We’re back in the Dresdenverse and this time we aren’t jumping all over the place! Well we are still jumping about, but that’s actually us not the recording. Having realised that the Cauldron of the Daghda was probably swiped from the dead Antiques Dealer by someone who could travel through the Nevernever.
So off we go to Dulwich village, where the more non-human of us immediately choose the most non-human methods to investigate.
Trapped in what they assume is Dream Zagreb they continue pursuing the “Skull Stroking Weirdo” in the hope of learning what he knows about the Sedefkar Simulacrum.
In a weird city.
A very very weird city, but they might get some help at least!
Join us now as they wander through the confused, wild, and terrifying City of Bells and Towers
Here is the episode! Please note it jumps about a lot at the beginning.
Listen as we in small distinct chunks find out the Tuatha want us to do stuff. Allegory wows us with innuendo about his sweet creamy drink (it’s Bigelow and creamy…). We drink Indian tea mixed in Cornwall.
Then Mark goes to talk to a Warden and then the adventure begins! In Chunks! Jumpy Chunks!
From the point that we get to Kew Gardens however the episode is intact.
So for the first time in several years of us podcasting we had an Audacity fail, and it decided to shove just over 1/3 of episode 156 down the memory hole and lose it forever. While I attempted to get it back I was unsuccessful although the second half of the episode is actually fully intact. Instead I’m going to put up the slightly jumpy 156b up and here in 156a I and Bloodied go through and tell you what actually happened.
If you want to listen to what we have (unintentional comedy intact) please do, for those who don’t want to please skip episode 156b.
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IT having all “gone to buggery” in the words of Tiny Tim Boxley the Investigators flee the scene taking the dodgy amulet with them. Some mourning is done for Oldstaff, Warfestache, and Otto the Bystander before fleeing back to Trieste.
Luckily it seems someone has appeared to help them, but can they be trusted?
Finally they head back to the Orient Express hoping for a nice rest and chance to recuperate… maybe with a lovely glass of wine.
Well the students know what they need to know. They head down to the Curator to receive the sword Mánbelthor (faerie-basher), the magical lucky ring, and the lethal Pepper Spray.
It can’t be helped, they have stalled as much as possible there nothing to do but go and kill a furry, sorry Faerie!
Sadly we had some sound issues again, however I’ve cleaned it up as much as I can. Unfortunately it seems to have refused to record from the lovely microphones we had set up and instead used the laptops internal microphone!
Mawdrigen’s accent continues to make it sound like we are trying to kill furries but it’s actually Faeries we are hunting. You know the Iron-Phobic Hedge-living baby-snatchers.
Anyway, having performed a séance and had a word with Paul Lane about his brother we realised that actually it was Faeries, and immediately began to try and work out the best plan. Having more Iron is definitely the best plan! To the Antiques Store!
Trapped in the darkness and surrounded by cultists the Investigators engage in a tense standoff. The Cultists want the Medallion, the Investigators don’t want to give it to them, and Otto the German Tourist is really very confused by what is going on. Gory death could be on the cards for everyone!
With the Corpse of the Turkish Business Man finally deposited into the canal, and Tiny Tim Boxleys brain still mostly in his head, the Investigators finally have finally located this Medallion that everyone seems to be interested in. They have found a Villa on the Via Marco Polo and it has a frieze of Bacchus just like Clarissa’s bruise over the door. Hopefully the amulet is inside and having this this will allow them to do a deal with the Things in the nearby caves for the piece of the simulacrum that the Investigators now fear they have. The door is padlocked and chained up, but with a master thief in their midst they should be able to get through that pretty easier.
It’s the 150th episode, and we’re all drinking (so much, so very very much) so this cannot possibly go wrong!
Join us as Bloodied leads us as secret special agent zombies, some recently recruited (you know in 2016 the most murderous of years), and some of shall we say … greater vintage as we attempt to ensure that the world doesn’t end.
Will Mr Higgins and the others be able to save the world? Or will the evil cultists be able to raise Rhyleh? Who IS their leader, why should we care? Where’s the Rum?
Due to quietness (yes Quietness!) there may be slight sound issues on this one)
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, a demon coming in a teapot, TMI, SO MUCH INFORMATION, Celebrity Zombies, buttchugging cocaine, Cthulhu on the supreme court, bruce fucking willis, Twiddling Knobs, Auntie Mabel the notable lush, Jinsy, british tv show nostalgia, the trauma of the animals of farthing wood, octupus crotch, bloodied reveals a deep and abiding hatred of pudsey the bear, the wilhelm screen
Finally back to the shadowrunning! The Shadowrunners almost have a plan, at least the beginnings of a plan, or the vague whisperings of a plan. It involves hijacking a catering truck, getting inside the generator compound, and then…
At the house of David Furlong the now very deceased hitman/murderer/mind fiddling victim and having decided not to sacrifice a pizza boy the characters decide to get inside and see what they can see. Kyle has Olivia, magic, and an unhealthy interest in leylines.
Still in Trieste, and aware that dark forces are moving about them the Investigators Seek to find out where the Sedefkar Simulacrum piece could have gone to, what is the connection with Winckelmann and why they are all having terrible nightmares.
It should have been easy. Go to London’s Premier Tea and Occult Bookshop, which also just happens to be Accorded Neutral Territory and open up. However for Zoe (aka Rude Girl) its all going to get a little bit complicated. Carlos has left the door open, and this IT Guy has the social skills of a rock.
Faced with what seems to be an honest to goodness Dragon the Knights (and Brother David) prepare to see if they can get away, but are hindered by the injured Bledic the Bard.
If they can get away though they need to get the rite back to Count Baldwin if they are to have any chance of locating the Devils Simulare and ending the hold of Evil over the city of Constantinople.
Can they trust their allies, can they trust their lord? They definitely cannot trust the Leper Priest Merovac…
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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License License
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Dragons, Lepers, Dark Magic, catastrophic finger damage, Evil spells, and Lots off Edits!
The Knights, the Monk, and the Minstrel continue attempting to find the ritual they need to locate the Devils Simulare, and hopefully try and wrest it away from Sedefkar to protect the Crusade.
With the warning of the one eyed priest, they are on the look out for Venetian Traitors. However as they approach the Church of St Mokius, it becomes obvious… All is not what they seem.
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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License License
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, many Doge jokes, Severe Neck Trauma, more eye trauma, Sauron the Dweeb requests the ring be returned, Mawdrigen is still sleep deprived, magical flaying, Catatrophic hand trauma, Whacking guys off your sword, and “I do some Monking”
Vonn takes the helm and leads us into the World of Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay as we take on the roles of mostly down on their luck adventurers as they… take a job to help someone move house… ish.
Lord Heschaffenburg believes there may be a rebellion building amongst his staff, they are surly and dangerous, and they keep sleeping all the time. This combines with his house being surrounded by forest filled with Beastmen he wants to find out what is going on and also hire a bit extra muscle.
Will the heroes survive? Will the Elf and Dwarf end up in a fist fight? Will Jono find a patron? Will Gretchin realise her last name is potato?
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The Music is Constancy Part Two by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, WFRP Retirement plans (catch dysentry and die), Wood elf breakfasts (Acorns and Tofu), Quite a large one with a big horn, beastman dismemberment, and bendy human arrows. Oh and a Flock of Kennels!
Having left the dreamlands behind Oliver Oldstaff settles down to read a good book. Just a light Tome about the sack of Constantinople during the fourth crusade and how it pertains to their current predicament.
What will befall this group of Knights (and a monk)? Will they storm the walls and emerge victorious, or will the Greeks drag them down into chaos and death.
More importantly, why is Brother David so very very deadly!
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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Goat-Marie, Crossbows, Boiling Oil, Fighting, Stepping off things into nothingness, screaming horses, horses wearing clothes, Byzantines, pillage, and the worlds most dangerous monk.
While choosing clothing ready to meet King Kuranes the Investigators discuss how they can deal with the various testimonies they are being called to make. How to say the Sarnathians are to blame without actually saying it. How to avoid throwing up all over the beings of Ib. What to do about Mironim Mer.
Plus of course what they are all wearing while they do so!
Join us now as they speak with the most powerful dreamer who ever lived.
We also learn something about the various services of banquetting.
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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Mawdrigen failing to do any of the NPC’s voices the same way as he’s done them before, fiddling about with trunks, Ib Sartorial discussions, we rename ZsuZa to Vuvuzela to make Mawdrigen’s life easier.
We review the first “Instant Tea” and it is surprisingly nice!
With Mawdrigen still struggling with accents the Investigators decide to go and talk to every single person with an accent within range. Can they avert the Doom that will fall upon the Sarnathians? Can they provide Mac with a subject for his masterpeice. What is the deal with Karakov and that damned locked chest of his?
Another very talky Episode but soon Mawdrigen will get to rest!
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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, the interesting distinction between Dispenser and Pharmacist, Mawdrigen failing at accents, DOOM, Bloodieds fear of Robotic Gymnasts, Archive’s ability to jinx the olympics, and DOOM
Sorry for the delay but Migraine’s made it super difficult to do editing yesterday and we have no buffer what so ever due to Larp season and so on.
We discuss the CP’s Renewal very briefly before actually starting with the Cthulhu.
With the Sarnathian plot.. defused shall we say, the Investigators first deal with the question of whether Guilliame should be allowed onto the train and then begin to prepare for the funeral of Blackjack. First though are a number of people on the train that they really should be talking to!
The Buzz is back again. But only occasionally, unfortunately it seems to be very uneven and particularly affects the quieter sections.
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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, bowelly bowelly doom, Mawdrigen makes the happy velociraptor noise, Cat funerals, dreamlands weirdness and also interesting comments on Dracula.
With Mad Barry’s head in the bag (literally) the Shadowrunners head home, but with Ruffles badly damaged Menelaus instead pulls an all nighter to get him back up to speed before they head off to talk to the Mole people.
Will the meeting with Gavin Lorrikan go well? Or will they use that old Ork Diplomacy and end up shooting the place up? Find out now!
(PS if you havent listened to the Fandibles Shadowrun stuff, you should! Here)
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The Music is The Complex by Kevin MacLeod.
This Podcast is Explicit and contains swearing, descriptions of Norsefire types getting blown up, Mole people, drugs, voice changers, and surprises. Mawdrigen utters a very british sentence, and the British obssession with ‘Bags for Life’ are discussed. Oh and the concept of “Militant Liberal Democrats” is mooted.
Having been approached by the Sarnathians, who although pretty are a little bit on the morally corrupt side of things, the players set off to negotiate with the Beings of Ib. This may be a problem if they cannot keep their dinners down while doing so (the beings of Ib are disgusting although not as disgusting as the Sarnathians).
They also continue through the dreamlands, as the players continue dealing with the strange otherworld they have found themselves in. None of them have yet decided what they want to divest themselves of into the abyss of Nodens, could this be a mistake? Who knows!
Is that someone waiting to get on the train? I’m not certain if they should be allowed on!
This session stops a bit abruptly as the recording machine stopped recording… YOU HAD ONE JOB MACHINE!!
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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.
This Podcast is Explicit and contains swearing, discussions of Oreo culture and how this relates to the British Empire (we licked the planet and claimed it as our own), Tea, Beings of Ib, the squeaker again, Oh and finally Nyx prevents a murder in the oddest way!
We get to a slightly anarchic start as it is unbelievably hot in Cult Central. Before the Investigators can get out of Venice they need to find Oliver Oldstaff who was last seen fleeing from the Palazzo Di Rezzoniani. Will they find the missing Antiquarian, or will they have to flee before the hammy fist of the Fascisti falls on them.
With the leg firmly in their possession they should leave as soon as possible…
Of course when they leave they will be tired, so they will likely sleep, and perhaps (definitely!) be drawn into the dreamlands to the Train in Henri Peters!
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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.
This Podcast is Explicit and contains swearing, Oliver Oldstaff having a moment…, more Fascisti Pigs getting their comeuppance, Bloodied takes us wildly off piste with momentary Julian Cleary / Norman Lamont mentions. Donald Trump causes hysterics. Oldstaffs keep fit method is mentioned (it involves lifting his Amazonian scale wife), and finally Archive
Burnt Orange Swain and Iris are still down in the Underway trying to work out how they can save the world from murderous Jeeves Bioroids, while at the same time trying to avoid being in a traffic accident. Their new “friend” Apex seems to think that if he (it?) gets uploaded to the GRINDL servers that he can stop the upload.
Will they be able to upload Apex onto the system in time? Will the Cleaners catch up with them? Will Burnt Orange Swain be distracted by shiny things?
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The Buzz is mostly clear on this recording shame about the chanting children really!
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Peril, I’ll be a Dimensional Shambler, hacking, Brain Damage, Viscious combat and APEX VOICE. Oh and an example of why Gun Safety is important.
They make it to Venice, the furthest I have ever made it in this campaign whenever I have tried to run it. In the city of Canals and Fascists do we think they will find the next part of the Sedefkar Simulacrum?
No probably not, they will likely get distracted by Ledge Vampires.
Listen now as we follow them, and hope they don’t all drown!
ALSO!! Email us with your ideas of what the hell that chameleon was all about thecultofteaanddice@gmail.com!
Still working on the Buzz, it’s annoyingly back again 🙁
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains swearing, peril, Gondolas, bad italian accents, Fascisti Pigs! Oh and an incredibly flamboyant man.
They’ve questioned Toscannini, they’ve talked to Rischonti, but finally it was the Elderly Conti that gave them their best lead.
Muttering of Brothers of the Skin, evidence of impossible surgeries, and definite signs of murder, all these things raise the suspicions of the Investigators. However, this doesn’t help them find either Caterina Cavolaro or for that matter the part of the Sedefkar Simulacrum that they believe to be present in Milan.
I killed the Buzz, sort of…! The weird chanting children however are back!
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains swearing, peril, murderous cultists, chanting children in the background. Oh and we discuss escape room engagements.
Izzy is back and she speaks italian! So as they finally get to see Mr Toscanini on the pretense of them patronising the Opera, but in fact so they can pump him for information on their missing friend Miss Cavolaro, things are looking up.
But what of the Stage manager Rischonti and his talk of curses, what of the Chameleon that seemed to be connected to the ghostly voice they heard the night before, and finally what is going on with the patron Conti, who seemingly has recovered from tuberculosis, which should have killed him.
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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Chameleons, Non-existent Italian accents, Theater Types, occasional scars, confusion, and Danger.
Having left one of their number behind in Montreaux the Investigators reach Milan and find that their friend Caterina Cavollaro has gone missing! Immediately they launch into trying to find and save her, but is there still a piece of the Sedefkar Simulacrum in the city to discover?
One problem, Sadie was the one who could speak Italian…
Join us now as they try to get to the bottom of the mystery of the missing Opera Singer, In Note for Note.
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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Chameleons, BIFFI’S, Non-existent Italian accents, Theatre Types, occasional nakedness, and Danger.
We finally manage to get back to playing Changeling, and with Earls Court Troops hammering on the front door of the Hollow, they begin to try and locate an escape route. More unfortunately Mandraeke is also there, and everyone knows that he doesn’t like them.
With Rams being utilised against their doors, they decide to risk one of the two other untried doors to their home… but will a trip to Cannonbury be better, or will it be a case of out of the Frying plan into the fire?
Can they survive, where will the trip take them, will visiting the night market even help?
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Age of Sail Surgery, creepy hags, the London Underground, and generic weirdness.
The Music is by The Twilight Sad and is used with Permission (because they are awesome).
Having secured the Sedefkar Scroll from Edgar Wellington even saving the unfortunate man from the fate the Duke had planned for him. However having woken in the Hotel they soon realise that they will have to make their escape from Lausanne lest the Duke catch up with them. Or worse… the Police decide to ask them some pointed questions about the murders.
Will they make the train? Will they be caught? What will the Evil Duke De Esseintes do to those who have thwarted him?
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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Dodgy Dukes, medical Emergencies, Peril, Threats and Hot Chocolate as a thrown weapon.
Into Dream Lausanne they go, to try and find either Edgar Wellington or the Sedefkar Scroll. However, Dream Lausanne is not like the other Dreamlands they have passed through, it is dark and unpleasant place filled with Omens and Hellish Nightmares. It slowly erodes their sanity as they pass through it in their searches.
Can they find Wellington, and if they can is there some way of saving him, given he has been murdered in the real world.
Finally we also open some patriotic Presents from our friends at the Fandible!
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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Mutilation, Weirdness, Amputation, Violence, and another bout of the Dodgy Duke. Oh and We sacrifice our sleep to the Dark Lord! Ainsley Harriott!
Having met the Wellington brothers who sent the letter enquiring about the Sedefkar Simulacrum, and having been invited to the 730 Club to get involved in a bidding war with the Duc Des Esseintes. Having taken in the sights they prepare to visit Le Chat Noir but when the Duc does not turn up, they suspect foul play.
Join us now as they try to locate the Sedefkar Scroll, but will they survive the search?
We tried to use Syrinscape for background sounds but sadly the cleaning I have had to do to clean up the audio has mostly removed it!
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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Medieval Graffiti (with whores), a Von Wurtheim the exceedingly German man who see’s the war as an exercise in travel, the Duc Des Esseintes a creepy french Duke, peril, Mutilation, drug use, and possibly murder.
Despite having spent several days in the Dreamlands, the Investigators awake to find themselves pulling into Lausanne. Will they be able to track down the writer of the letter and get to the bottom of the scroll he mentioned.
Or you know they could go sight seeing?
Join us now as the investigators plumb the depths of Lausanne, in Nocturne.
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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Taxidermy, shell shock, and Dodgy French Dukes
Unable to run Changeling we instead decided to run the Unasprechlichen Klutzen playset for Fiasco. So follow now as three people, The Schnorrvennnssonns and Howard Phillips as they visit Harvey Northeast in the wilds of Massachussetts.
Why is he so obsessed with them entering the house “Of their own volition”. What is in the room behind the Third Door on the Right. What is with the creepy art work? Who’s playing the pipes? Why would anyone respond to this guys emails anyway?
Find out now… Providing you don’t value you sanity.
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains excessive creepyness. Archive, Peril, Ancient Cults, Evil Art, Bas Reliefs, and Broken feet.
On Henri’s fine train travelling to the Gulf of Nodens to cast aside their fears (if they can think of any) they continue to meet with their fellow travellers. Reaching Dyath-Leen several people get on the train, well, people and Things.
Will the disgusting beings from Ib prove to be as disgusting in action as they are in view, and what of the beautiful people from Sarnath? Will they buy wine from the Wine merchant? Who is the Dancer who appears late to the train?
Worse still Oldstaff has already made enemies on the train, although Clarrissa seems to be getting on well with Madame Brujah the severe Elizabethan widow.
Peril stalks the Dreamlands Express, and heinous crimes will be committed. Someone will have to step up to solve the crisis but will the players prove up to the task…
We actually had… err… ghostly laughs on this recording plus slight belling. Which is a little concerning, because we definitely did not hear them when recording (listen when Hardwick is explaining the layout of the sleeping arrangements)
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, weird trains, cats, angry elizabethan women, dreamlands weirdness, murder, slight belling on the microphones, Coughing (its winter we’re ill) Squeakers, beings of Ib, and a mad man. Oh and Mawdrigen doing an impression of a kitten.
Having located the Cellar of the Comte de Fenalik’s villa the Investigators have dug the door out and now stand before the iron door to the cellar which has been forced open.
Will they dare enter and see if there are any clues to the whereabouts of the Sedefkar Simularcrum? Or will they like sensible people flee into the night.
The obviously enter, although Archive seems so worried she grabs a hammer in real life to protect herself!
If they find something will they remember what they were intending to follow up at Charenton?
The Music is oppressive gloom by Kevin MacLeod Sound effects by Syrinscape.
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This Podcast is Explicit, Archive, more Quitterie, more Poissy, Mawdrigen doing a French Accent, minor peril, dismemberment, and occasional sound effects.. Oh and Mawdrigen loses one of the Sedefkar Simulacrums legs.
In the dark future where the Mythos-apocalypse has occurred but life has continued despite the fact, four slightly random people sign up to a mission to retrieve a book, specifically the book “The Yellow Queen”.
Please note that I should not be asked to play a pregen character directly after watching Fury Road again…
Mawdrigen is playing a Road Mage, Bloodied a Rural Mercenary, Archive a Scavenger, and Hardwick an Intelligence officer, and they all start unnamed! Which lasts all of two minutes.
Archive suffers Dice Envy, and then we finally begin! Will we succeed at the CRC mission, or are we going to end up Zombie-fodder?
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This Podcast is Explicit, contains Mawdrigen as a war-boy/shaman, Archive as a pirate, and a lot of zombies. Oh and a dog. We also got buzzed by a Chinook helicopter at one point 😛
After a lengthy recap (go to 32 min 39 seconds to skip it), the Investigators get on with it!
Having finished the Diary of Professor Smith the Cthulhu team remember that they were going to Stoke Newington to look into the disappearance of Mr Henry Stanley, who had recently bought a train set of all things from the shop of Mr Mehmet Makryat.
Smelling a rat they decided to check into it on the basis that… well if they don’t deal with it now they will be on the continent potentially for months before they get back for it.
Will they be able to work out what has happened in this the first episode of the Doom Train?
We had a few Technical issues with Skype (we hate you skype) so there are a few sections cut and explains why there was a short session.
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This Podcast is Explicit, and contains Archive, Skype fuckery, the sentence “A Face like a smacked Arse”, “Hello, Butter Residence?”, and the most helpful transdimensional policeman ever.
With the Hammy man secured they decide to leave him to the tender mercies of Samson, whose job it is to find out what his interest in Lord Leigh is. That said the weather seems to be on the turn, with mist rising from the Thames could a Lost Day be in the offing?
What of the Oberleutman? So far he has yet to make his presence known, but surely he can’t have given up yet? Is he in the pay of the Aunts who are siphoning money from the businesses of the Family into their own accounts?
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The Podcast is Explicit, and contains torture, fire, lottie, Fog, a man in a rubber suit, and a toilet.
The Fourth Episode of Descent, in which the players try desperately to save the Cardinal before Merrick Farrow can kill him and corrupt the Staff Of Light. Its a hard fight, facing dragons and Fleshmoulders in a dank graveyard trying to prevent Merrick from raising a veritable horde of Zombies, which he then launches into the Cardinals own library!
Will the cardinal meet his death at the hands of the grey fleshed corpses, or will the players win through and take the staff of light for their fight against the machinations of the Overlord.
The Images Associated will appear here 😀 (once I’ve sorted them).
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NB: this podcast includes swearing, boardgaming, Archive, dragons, a Cardial with a stick, Zombies everywhere, and me using the OVERLORD VOICE
The sixth session of the Game of Thrones campaign, in this session we look into who has been trying to persuade Garrick that he is someones father, much to his annoyance. We also receive a present (which we didn’t want) and an invitation to a Fox Hunt (which we very much did!)
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NB: this podcast includes swearing, themes of an adult nature, diplomacy, and gratuitous use of “I give them a wink”
The music is White Noise Labs Metal version of the Theme (here )
Still Spoilerrific for the Peril in Kings Landing campaign, so don’t listen to it if you are intending to play that campaign.
Off on their travels to Kings Landing, the scions of House Grimwood, and fully one fifth of the Scourge of Pyke their elite warriors, are heading down the Kings Road towards the capital in an attempt to sort out the succession crisis. Along the way they visit a number of taverns (much to Garricks delight), and find out that there is a mysterious bandit in the woods nearby, and House Dannet (they of the useless cows) are heading down the road ahead of them.
What will happen? Will any Ale be left in the world after Garrick is done? Will Amyria roll her eyes so hard that they pop clean out of her head?
N.B. This Podcast contains swearing, Garrick Snow, adult themes, horses, swearing, and the words “I give them the wink” far too often, as such it is Explicit.
The music is White Noise Labs Metal version of the Theme (here )
In this episode the Cult plays the rather fine game known as “The Resistance” a game in which evil spies try and stop us loyalists from saving the world from its tyrannical government. Usually using plots last seen in the Carry on Films! For further watching I suggest the Tabletop playthrough of Resistance found here (Watch here!).
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NB: this podcast includes swearing, dirty stinking spies, intense Britishness, and accusations of treachery (mostly aimed at me) and real treachery (Omarscen)!
No tea as we were still getting over the Lapsang Souchon, but we did play an excellent Indie game called Final Girl. Having heard the Fandible guys (Website) playing this game I was inspired to purchase the game and then we gave it a real Cult feeling!
You can get Final girl from here, and I am not spoiling anything by telling you that you absolutely do need this game! There is a small amount of “imagination overhead” but for most roleplayers this is not diffic
NB: this podcast includes swearing, adult themes, intense Britishness, and creepy creepy death.
The Cult of Tea and Dice, where British reviewers drink tea, play RPG’s, and assault your earholes with our opinions on things related to gaming and the sweet nectar of life that is Tea
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