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CoC7e– Horror on the Orient Express – The Devils Simulare- Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , on 22 October 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 130

The Knights and the Deadly Deadly monk are given a mission by their leige lord to look into charges of Satanic corruption levied against their allys the Venetians and set off post haste through the now ruined streets of Byzantium to meet with a Venetian Priest who hopefully has clues to their quest.

What is going on in the wrecked city however, the Franks and their allies are running amok, and it must be that a curse has befallen them, twisting their minds to Evil.

Let us find out now…

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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, the most dangerous monk in the world, crusading for boobies, and money, and fame, and the damn venetians, horsing like the wind, Varangian Guard, Catastrophic eye trauma, and black black magic.

WFRP 2nd Ed – The Goodest Goose- Session 1

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , on 16 October 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 129

Vonn takes the helm and leads us into the World of Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay as we take on the roles of mostly down on their luck adventurers as they… take a job to help someone move house… ish.

Lord Heschaffenburg believes there may be a rebellion building amongst his staff, they are surly and dangerous, and they keep sleeping all the time. This combines with his house being surrounded by forest filled with Beastmen he wants to find out what is going on and also hire a bit extra muscle.

Will the heroes survive? Will the Elf and Dwarf end up in a fist fight? Will Jono find a patron? Will Gretchin realise her last name is potato?

But most important… Is the Goose Good?

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The Music is Constancy Part Two by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, WFRP Retirement plans (catch dysentry and die), Wood elf breakfasts (Acorns and Tofu), Quite a large one with a big horn, beastman dismemberment, and bendy human arrows. Oh and a Flock of Kennels!

CoC7e– Horror on the Orient Express – The Devils Simulare- Session 1

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 9 October 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 128

Having left the dreamlands behind Oliver Oldstaff settles down to read a good book. Just a light Tome about the sack of Constantinople during the fourth crusade and how it pertains to their current predicament.

What will befall this group of Knights (and a monk)? Will they storm the walls and emerge victorious, or will the Greeks drag them down into chaos and death.

More importantly, why is Brother David so very very deadly!

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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.

This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Goat-Marie, Crossbows, Boiling Oil, Fighting, Stepping off things into nothingness, screaming horses, horses wearing clothes, Byzantines, pillage, and the worlds most dangerous monk.

CoC7e– Horror on the Orient Express – The Dreamlands Express Leg 2 – Session 5

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 2 October 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 127

While choosing clothing ready to meet King Kuranes the Investigators discuss how they can deal with the various testimonies they are being called to make. How to say the Sarnathians are to blame without actually saying it. How to avoid throwing up all over the beings of Ib. What to do about Mironim Mer.

Plus of course what they are all wearing while they do so!

Join us now as they speak with the most powerful dreamer who ever lived.
We also learn something about the various services of banquetting.

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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.

This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Mawdrigen failing to do any of the NPC’s voices the same way as he’s done them before, fiddling about with trunks, Ib Sartorial discussions, we rename ZsuZa to Vuvuzela to make Mawdrigen’s life easier.

Small Games – Marrying Mr Darcy, Baron Munchausen, and Chrononauts.

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , on 25 September 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 126

We decided to play three small games in an evening and record them for your pleasure. We start with the surprisingly fun Marrying Mr Darcy (Mawdrigen was skeptical at the start) with Bloodied as Elizabeth Bennet, Mawdrigen as Kitty Bennet, and Archive as… errr… Darcy’s Cousin. We worry for a short while about it getting a bit Targaryen but have fun playing. Then we move on to the storytelling game that is Baron Munchausen, the Count von Harrddddttttt, the Marquis Du Champagne, and Lady Penelope Witherstaff join together to speak on various stories… such as how the Marquis ended up with an Island in his trousers. After dealing with that

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The Music is was provided by the magnificent Syrinscape.

This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, stinging Roman Death Bushes, Lots of bad Elizabethan Lady impressions, Grimsby makes it onto Crimewatch during our recording, the Tyranny of Ants, The Suns Back Passage, Moby Dicks brother Mouldy Dick, Shooting hitler in the face, and time based shenanigans.

CoC7e– Horror on the Orient Express – The Dreamlands Express Leg 2 – Session 4

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 18 September 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 125

We review the first “Instant Tea” and it is surprisingly nice!

With Mawdrigen still struggling with accents the Investigators decide to go and talk to every single person with an accent within range. Can they avert the Doom that will fall upon the Sarnathians? Can they provide Mac with a subject for his masterpeice. What is the deal with Karakov and that damned locked chest of his?

Another very talky Episode but soon Mawdrigen will get to rest!

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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.

This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, the interesting distinction between Dispenser and Pharmacist, Mawdrigen failing at accents, DOOM, Bloodieds fear of Robotic Gymnasts, Archive’s ability to jinx the olympics, and DOOM

New World of “Darkness” – Dude, where’s my Trevor.

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , on 11 September 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 124

Welcome to the world of “Darkness” where in we follow three university students as they try to work out where the hell Trevor has gone with their results. They need those results. Like really need them.

This triggers a romp through the university campus, there’s breaking, there’s entering, there’s attempted seduction. There may even be mystery!

The main question however is… WHERE THE HELL IS TREVOR AND THE RESULTS!

Warning, the word Trevor is used something like a billion times in this episode.

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Strong Language, Drug References, very very moderate peril, Agrics, The least effective investigation team, the concept of Goatseybikes (do not google this), also yanking the goatsey bikes off (do not google this), Mawdrigen playing a stoner, Agrics, Doing the D, discussions of Agric mating rituals, Dwayne Dibbly, Popping the Collar, the Dilophosaurus of Luuuurrrrrve, and discussions of Agric drinking rituals (pink wellies full of vodka).

CoC7e– Horror on the Orient Express – The Dreamlands Express Leg 2 – Session 3

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 6 September 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 123

Sorry for the delay but Migraine’s made it super difficult to do editing yesterday and we have no buffer what so ever due to Larp season and so on.

We discuss the CP’s Renewal very briefly before actually starting with the Cthulhu.

With the Sarnathian plot.. defused shall we say, the Investigators first deal with the question of whether Guilliame should be allowed onto the train and then begin to prepare for the funeral of Blackjack. First though are a number of people on the train that they really should be talking to!

The Buzz is back again. But only occasionally, unfortunately it seems to be very uneven and particularly affects the quieter sections.

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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.

This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, bowelly bowelly doom, Mawdrigen makes the happy velociraptor noise, Cat funerals, dreamlands weirdness and also interesting comments on Dracula.

Shadowrun 5e – The Lights are going out in Southwark – Session 7

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , on 29 August 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 122

With Mad Barry’s head in the bag (literally) the Shadowrunners head home, but with Ruffles badly damaged Menelaus instead pulls an all nighter to get him back up to speed before they head off to talk to the Mole people.

Will the meeting with Gavin Lorrikan go well? Or will they use that old Ork Diplomacy and end up shooting the place up? Find out now!

(PS if you havent listened to the Fandibles Shadowrun stuff, you should! Here)

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The Music is The Complex by Kevin MacLeod.

This Podcast is Explicit and contains swearing, descriptions of Norsefire types getting blown up, Mole people, drugs, voice changers, and surprises. Mawdrigen utters a very british sentence, and the British obssession with ‘Bags for Life’ are discussed. Oh and the concept of “Militant Liberal Democrats” is mooted.

CoC7e– Horror on the Orient Express – The Dreamlands Express Leg 2 – Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 21 August 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 121

Having been approached by the Sarnathians, who although pretty are a little bit on the morally corrupt side of things, the players set off to negotiate with the Beings of Ib. This may be a problem if they cannot keep their dinners down while doing so (the beings of Ib are disgusting although not as disgusting as the Sarnathians).

They also continue through the dreamlands, as the players continue dealing with the strange otherworld they have found themselves in. None of them have yet decided what they want to divest themselves of into the abyss of Nodens, could this be a mistake? Who knows!

Is that someone waiting to get on the train? I’m not certain if they should be allowed on!

This session stops a bit abruptly as the recording machine stopped recording… YOU HAD ONE JOB MACHINE!!

Picture of a being of IB (cake)!

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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.

This Podcast is Explicit and contains swearing, discussions of Oreo culture and how this relates to the British Empire (we licked the planet and claimed it as our own), Tea, Beings of Ib, the squeaker again, Oh and finally Nyx prevents a murder in the oddest way!

CoC7e– Horror on the Orient Express – The Dreamlands Express Leg 2 – Session 1

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 14 August 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 120

We get to a slightly anarchic start as it is unbelievably hot in Cult Central. Before the Investigators can get out of Venice they need to find Oliver Oldstaff who was last seen fleeing from the Palazzo Di Rezzoniani. Will they find the missing Antiquarian, or will they have to flee before the hammy fist of the Fascisti falls on them.

With the leg firmly in their possession they should leave as soon as possible…

Of course when they leave they will be tired, so they will likely sleep, and perhaps (definitely!) be drawn into the dreamlands to the Train in Henri Peters!

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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.

This Podcast is Explicit and contains swearing, Oliver Oldstaff having a moment…, more Fascisti Pigs getting their comeuppance, Bloodied takes us wildly off piste with momentary Julian Cleary / Norman Lamont mentions. Donald Trump causes hysterics. Oldstaffs keep fit method is mentioned (it involves lifting his Amazonian scale wife), and finally Archive

Fate Accelerated – Android: Netrunner – Firmware Fear – Session 3

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , on 7 August 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 119

Burnt Orange Swain and Iris are still down in the Underway trying to work out how they can save the world from murderous Jeeves Bioroids, while at the same time trying to avoid being in a traffic accident. Their new “friend” Apex seems to think that if he (it?) gets uploaded to the GRINDL servers that he can stop the upload.

Will they be able to upload Apex onto the system in time? Will the Cleaners catch up with them? Will Burnt Orange Swain be distracted by shiny things?

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The Buzz is mostly clear on this recording shame about the chanting children really!

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Peril, I’ll be a Dimensional Shambler, hacking, Brain Damage, Viscious combat and APEX VOICE. Oh and an example of why Gun Safety is important.

CoC7e– Horror on the Orient Express – Death in a Gondola – Session 4

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 1 August 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 118

With Bice telling them that her mistress is in Dire Straits (not the band but the actual predicament) they head out to find everyones favourite flamboyant socialist Georgio.

Will they be able to save Miss Stagliani from a fate worse than death, that of being married to the man made of ham Alberto Rossini. Will they be able to get hold of the Sedefkar Simulacrum if they start a ruck with the Black Shirts however, and even if they can… will they survive the effort to get it with their sanity, and bodies, intact.

Finally we try the “brother” of the Brown Rice Tea, that so traumatised us that I cannot even remember what session we reviewed it on.

The later half of the recording has some sound issues sadly, I have attempted to clean them up.

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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.

This Podcast is Explicit and contains swearing, Cripple the Hulk once more SMASH, the worlds most deadly ninja flapper, Blackshirts, murder, Rustic Lads, Georgio being VERY Flamboyant and madness oh and the mystery pond.

Shadowrun 5e – The Lights are going out in Southwark – Session 6

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , on 23 July 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 117

Having received a tip off that the “Mole people” do not like Mad Barry the arms dealer. It obviously follows that the best way to get in with Gavin Lorrikan their leader is to go and assasinate him and take “proof” to them.

It’s a decidedly Shadowrun plan.

Riot wanders off to do spirity things, Brochan has yet to reappear. So it’s left to Lucinda, Leonid (von Sturm) and Menelaus (plus drones) to take out the target. He’s got bodyguards though, comparable to Leonid, and he’s a gun dealer. The Ship Inn on Newcomen St is also the local hangout for the Norsefire supporters those bastions of fairness and acceptance (or you know not) and they might not get involved.

Yeah Right.

Join us now as your favourite Shadow Runners “perpetrate some violencing”.

(PS if you havent listened to the Fandibles Shadowrun stuff, you should! Here)

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The buzz has turned into a vague whispering in the background, eldritch, and impossible to isolate. Unless it’s in my head… You can hear it right, RIGHT?

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The Music is The Complex by Kevin MacLeod.

This Podcast is Explicit and contains swearing, Brexit, Norsefire, Carnage, Murder, Dismemberment, Horrific Drone damage, and Yatta!

CoC7e– Horror on the Orient Express – Death in a Gondola – Session 3

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , on 17 July 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 116

They start hunting down the Leg of the Sedefkar Simulacrum, heading to the Gremanci doll factory over the fetid and oily canals. Rumours of Humanoid Fish and even Black Death abound. The Blackshirts are still watching them, and possibly more supernatural opponents are also paying attention to them.

Instead they find themselves in a prosthetic limb factory. With humanoid sized limbs all around, could the Simulacrum be hiding in plain site?

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The buzz is returned, I have attempted to clear it but with little luck, and I blame the strange chanting children for that entirely.

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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.

This Podcast is Explicit and contains swearing, the concept of Bumming a Fag being borrowing a cigarette, occasional Brexit related outbursts, BUZZ, and our discussions as to why exactly Il Duce took over Italy (he was overcompensating), also Cripple the Hulk (Clarissa the low con, low dex, low size character with 95 strength!)

CoC7e– Horror on the Orient Express – Death in a Gondola – Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , on 10 July 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 115

We start by going into the difference between Biscuits and USA Biscuits, and Gravy and USA Gravy, and the confusion when you tell an American you are intending to dip your biscuits in tea.

Then they get on with the investigation of Venice, specifically, where the hell has the leg of the Sedefkar Simulacrum got to! Given it is probably hidden in the Basilica of St Marco they decide to go and do a little… Robbery? Vandalism?

With the rumours of humanoid fish in the canals however, is the debacle of Norfolk coming back to haunt them. Will they be able to find the leg and leave the City of Canals, or will the death that is stalking them finally catch them up. Will there be a farce at the funeral?

Find out now, as we join them in Venice.

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains swearing, incredibly tired people, Energy, Energy, ENERGY!, Harmonised BAD HAM

FAE – Android: Netrunner – Firmware Fear – Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , on 3 July 2016 by Mawdrigen

Cult 114

“Burnt Orange” Swain and Iris continue try and stop an evil corporation’s plan. Having spoken to Geist they seem to have an idea of what to look for. But first Iris desperately needs a new Identity, because if she continues like this she’ll end up just so much shattered remains.

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Run Last Click,

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Vocal Effects, The worlds most annoying AI, the worlds most terrifying AI, and ALLLLLL the Card Puns Mawdrigen could jam into it.

CoC7e– Horror on the Orient Express – Death in a Gondola – Session 1

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 26 June 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 113

They make it to Venice, the furthest I have ever made it in this campaign whenever I have tried to run it. In the city of Canals and Fascists do we think they will find the next part of the Sedefkar Simulacrum?

No probably not, they will likely get distracted by Ledge Vampires.

Listen now as we follow them, and hope they don’t all drown!

ALSO!! Email us with your ideas of what the hell that chameleon was all about thecultofteaanddice@gmail.com!

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Still working on the Buzz, it’s annoyingly back again 🙁

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains swearing, peril, Gondolas, bad italian accents, Fascisti Pigs! Oh and an incredibly flamboyant man.

CoC7e– Horror on the Orient Express – Note for Note – Session 3

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 19 June 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 112

They’ve questioned Toscannini, they’ve talked to Rischonti, but finally it was the Elderly Conti that gave them their best lead.

Muttering of Brothers of the Skin, evidence of impossible surgeries, and definite signs of murder, all these things raise the suspicions of the Investigators. However, this doesn’t help them find either Caterina Cavolaro or for that matter the part of the Sedefkar Simulacrum that they believe to be present in Milan.

Will they find it? Find out now.

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I killed the Buzz, sort of…! The weird chanting children however are back!

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains swearing, peril, murderous cultists, chanting children in the background. Oh and we discuss escape room engagements.

Fate Accelerated – Android: Netrunner – Firmware Fear – Session 1

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , on 12 June 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 111

In this game I attempt to run a Fate Accelerated game based on Fantasy Flight Games Android Netrunner universe. Why you ask? Because I’ve been listening to a lot of target = “_new”>Run Last Click, and playing Android Netrunner, and because after our month off we have absolutely no buffer so I’m trying to run lots of small games to build it back up.

Join us now as “Burnt Orange” Swain and Iris try and stop an evil corporation’s plan. Can they find the source of their Firmware fear. Find out now!

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The Buzz is back… I’ve done my best to clear it up.

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Archive losing her pencil behind her ear, a lot of Netrunner puns, Houses burning down, the least Spanish accent ever, and Evil Corporations, technology trying to destroy us. Mawdrigen nearly gets killed as the OVA rulebook realises it would be better for running this game and dives off the shelves to make it’s disapproval known! Oh and the image of Stephen Fry going at someone with a knife.

COC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – Note for Note – Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 5 June 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 110

Izzy is back and she speaks italian! So as they finally get to see Mr Toscanini on the pretense of them patronising the Opera, but in fact so they can pump him for information on their missing friend Miss Cavolaro, things are looking up.

But what of the Stage manager Rischonti and his talk of curses, what of the Chameleon that seemed to be connected to the ghostly voice they heard the night before, and finally what is going on with the patron Conti, who seemingly has recovered from tuberculosis, which should have killed him.

Find out now!

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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.

This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Chameleons, Non-existent Italian accents, Theater Types, occasional scars, confusion, and Danger.

Shadowrun 5e – The Lights are going out in Southwark – Session 5

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , on 29 May 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 109

Finally we come to the part of the Campaign where we all end up on Government Watch lists as the Players try and purchase the equipment (read stuff what goes Boom) to blow up the generator (WHICH IS FICTIONAL).

They finally start locking down the details of the plan, and it seems like they may actually have some good ideas!

Will they blow themselves up before they get to the mission, what will Leonid name the new drone if he gets the chance, will they actually be able to find the help they need.

Oh and finally, what’s the deal with Dorian Grey?

Please note our on going sound issues got worse for this one I am afraid, I’ve done my best to try and clear it but there is some upper end buzz.

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Hero Lab

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The Music is the Complex by Kevin Macleod

This Podcast is Explicit and contains a Minotaur (not MinaTAR) rigger, bad language, guns, haribo and their crackly crackly bags, Explosives, the Forth Bridge, Scrabbling for money, slightly racist Ork gangers, and likely us being put on various Watch Lists.

COC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – Note for Note – Session 1

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 22 May 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 108

Having left one of their number behind in Montreaux the Investigators reach Milan and find that their friend Caterina Cavollaro has gone missing! Immediately they launch into trying to find and save her, but is there still a piece of the Sedefkar Simulacrum in the city to discover?

One problem, Sadie was the one who could speak Italian…

Join us now as they try to get to the bottom of the mystery of the missing Opera Singer, In Note for Note.

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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.

This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Chameleons, BIFFI’S, Non-existent Italian accents, Theatre Types, occasional nakedness, and Danger.

Changeling – Neverwhere – War Below the Streets – Session 4

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 15 May 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 107

We finally manage to get back to playing Changeling, and with Earls Court Troops hammering on the front door of the Hollow, they begin to try and locate an escape route. More unfortunately Mandraeke is also there, and everyone knows that he doesn’t like them.

With Rams being utilised against their doors, they decide to risk one of the two other untried doors to their home… but will a trip to Cannonbury be better, or will it be a case of out of the Frying plan into the fire?

Can they survive, where will the trip take them, will visiting the night market even help?

Join us now as we find out.

London Tube Map

Neil Gaiman’s Neverwhere
Gormenghast

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Age of Sail Surgery, creepy hags, the London Underground, and generic weirdness.

The Music is by The Twilight Sad and is used with Permission (because they are awesome).

COC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – Nocturne – Session 4

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 8 May 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 106

Having secured the Sedefkar Scroll from Edgar Wellington even saving the unfortunate man from the fate the Duke had planned for him. However having woken in the Hotel they soon realise that they will have to make their escape from Lausanne lest the Duke catch up with them. Or worse… the Police decide to ask them some pointed questions about the murders.

Will they make the train? Will they be caught? What will the Evil Duke De Esseintes do to those who have thwarted him?

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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.

This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Dodgy Dukes, medical Emergencies, Peril, Threats and Hot Chocolate as a thrown weapon.

COC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – Nocturne – Session 3

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 1 May 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 105

Into Dream Lausanne they go, to try and find either Edgar Wellington or the Sedefkar Scroll. However, Dream Lausanne is not like the other Dreamlands they have passed through, it is dark and unpleasant place filled with Omens and Hellish Nightmares. It slowly erodes their sanity as they pass through it in their searches.

Can they find Wellington, and if they can is there some way of saving him, given he has been murdered in the real world.

Finally we also open some patriotic Presents from our friends at the Fandible!

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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.

This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Mutilation, Weirdness, Amputation, Violence, and another bout of the Dodgy Duke. Oh and We sacrifice our sleep to the Dark Lord! Ainsley Harriott!

COC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – Nocturne – Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 23 April 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 104

Having met the Wellington brothers who sent the letter enquiring about the Sedefkar Simulacrum, and having been invited to the 730 Club to get involved in a bidding war with the Duc Des Esseintes. Having taken in the sights they prepare to visit Le Chat Noir but when the Duc does not turn up, they suspect foul play.

Join us now as they try to locate the Sedefkar Scroll, but will they survive the search?

We tried to use Syrinscape for background sounds but sadly the cleaning I have had to do to clean up the audio has mostly removed it!

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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.

This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Medieval Graffiti (with whores), a Von Wurtheim the exceedingly German man who see’s the war as an exercise in travel, the Duc Des Esseintes a creepy french Duke, peril, Mutilation, drug use, and possibly murder.

COC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – Nocturne – Session 1

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , on 16 April 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 103

Despite having spent several days in the Dreamlands, the Investigators awake to find themselves pulling into Lausanne. Will they be able to track down the writer of the letter and get to the bottom of the scroll he mentioned.

Or you know they could go sight seeing?

Join us now as the investigators plumb the depths of Lausanne, in Nocturne.

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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.

This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Taxidermy, shell shock, and Dodgy French Dukes

COC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – The Dreamlands Express First Leg – Session 4

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , on 9 April 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 102

In this Episode the Investigators continue attempting to hunt down the murderer of Blackjack the Kitten. But are they the hunters, or the Hunted. What secrets hide within the hearts of their fellow travellers on Henri’s dreamlands express?

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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.

This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Cat murder, Crabs, angry old ladies, peril, doors, and coughing (mostly edited out)

Fiasco – Unasprechlichen Klutzen – Burnable Bas Reliefs

Posted in Actual Play, Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , on 2 April 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 101

Unable to run Changeling we instead decided to run the Unasprechlichen Klutzen playset for Fiasco. So follow now as three people, The Schnorrvennnssonns and Howard Phillips as they visit Harvey Northeast in the wilds of Massachussetts.

Why is he so obsessed with them entering the house “Of their own volition”. What is in the room behind the Third Door on the Right. What is with the creepy art work? Who’s playing the pipes? Why would anyone respond to this guys emails anyway?

Find out now… Providing you don’t value you sanity.

Also…

TK Sedgwick that Douchebag!

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains excessive creepyness. Archive, Peril, Ancient Cults, Evil Art, Bas Reliefs, and Broken feet.

Special Episode – Eclecticon – Game Design Seminar

Posted in Podcasts, Second 100 with tags , , , , , , on 28 March 2016 by Mawdrigen

A Couple of Weekends ago I was lucky enough to wander down to Eclectic Games in Reading (Website) for their tenth birthday, and more importantly ECLECTICON!

At this convention there were many games, many demonstrations, and (from my point of view at least) the best part, the Eclectic Games Game Design Seminar with Guests of Honour James Wallis, Matt Leacock, Zev Shlasinger and Ignacy Trzewiczek.

So then if you have any interest in making games, or learning how games are made, listen now to these towering giants of the Games Industry as they share their secrets, tips, and methods.

I have put this up with very little editing at the moment, its my intent to go through and re-issue it once I have had chance to go through it in more detail!

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Many Thanks to Mr James Wallis for allowing us to use his recording of the Seminar, after our recording device decided instead to eat the recording! THANKS!!!
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This Podcast may contain the odd swear word and contains Massive amounts of good advice on how to create, design and publish your own games!

Kobolds Ate My Baby! – USAIAN VERSION – Worlds Upon Worlds

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , on 26 March 2016 by Mawdrigen

EPISODE 100!!!!!!!!

Oh my god oh my god!

We made it to episode 100 and as such we were very very very drunk, and a few months ago the Fandible (Website) challenged us to do a whole episode in American Accents.

So we did.

Please note, if you ARE american you may not want to listen to this… we take the piss. A LOT.

So here we go, Kobolds again, Drunk off my ass, in an american accent, wherein we try not to lose all of our listeners. Follow now as Science Master Anal Dave, inspired by God the Pancake as he sends our heroes to another world to get dinner. Will they survive Booping? Will they survive trying to do things when they are Kobolds.

No of course not.

Oh and I may offer a prize if anyone can tell us what accent Archive is actually doing!

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains American Accents, and not good ones! Plus American Stereotypes, Jokes, someone being fed slowly into a winch, and the use of Archive as lure for randy animals. Oh and Donald Trumps Massive…. manhood?

COC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – The Dreamlands Express First Leg – Session 3

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , , , on 19 March 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 99

Henri’s train is in Jeopardy, the murder of Blackjack the kitten threatens to destroy his alliance with Ulthar which could spell the end of the deal with Nodens and the end of the train forever.

But who amongst the current travellers on the train is the cold blooded murderer, and what will they do to defend their secret?

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Slight belling probably due to having to remove so very much Buzz. At least there was no creepy giggling.

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, weird trains, cats, angry elizabethan women, dreamlands weirdness, murder, slight belling on the microphones, Coughing (its winter we’re ill) Squeakers, beings of Ib, and a mad man. Oh and Mawdrigen doing an impression of a kitten.

The End of the World- An Apocalypse in Yellow – Session 1

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , , on 12 March 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 98

Finally get to run the End of the World having failed to the first time due to illness. In this episode we have Hardwick, Loka, and Bloodied playing Hardwick, Loka, and Bloodied as they turn up to a Roleplaying Session at Cult Headquarters only to find that Mawdrigen (their GM) is not present. The only thing in his place is a post it note telling them to come inside and a whole host of Hell New Yogis posters.

Has their GM been swept up in the Hype for this Kawaii Metal Band? Why are all the Police heading towards the Metal Concert? Why is Loka’s first response to anything resembling not the ordinary to seize knives?!?

Find out now on End of the World: An Apocalypse in Yellow.

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Peril, Horror, Weirdness, Proper Warboy-Looking Fuckers, The Yellow Sign, Hell Newt Yogis, Body Horror, Rioting, He Is Come, and most likely Loka getting Murdered.

COC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – The Dreamlands Express First Leg – Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , on 5 March 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 97

On Henri’s fine train travelling to the Gulf of Nodens to cast aside their fears (if they can think of any) they continue to meet with their fellow travellers. Reaching Dyath-Leen several people get on the train, well, people and Things.

Will the disgusting beings from Ib prove to be as disgusting in action as they are in view, and what of the beautiful people from Sarnath? Will they buy wine from the Wine merchant? Who is the Dancer who appears late to the train?

Worse still Oldstaff has already made enemies on the train, although Clarrissa seems to be getting on well with Madame Brujah the severe Elizabethan widow.

Peril stalks the Dreamlands Express, and heinous crimes will be committed. Someone will have to step up to solve the crisis but will the players prove up to the task…

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We actually had… err… ghostly laughs on this recording plus slight belling. Which is a little concerning, because we definitely did not hear them when recording (listen when Hardwick is explaining the layout of the sleeping arrangements)

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, weird trains, cats, angry elizabethan women, dreamlands weirdness, murder, slight belling on the microphones, Coughing (its winter we’re ill) Squeakers, beings of Ib, and a mad man. Oh and Mawdrigen doing an impression of a kitten.

COC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – The Dreamlands Express First Leg – Session 1

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , on 27 February 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 96

The Investigators finally get underway, getting on the Orient Express and heading off to Lausanne to track down the writer of the mysterious letter that the Doctor in Poissey received with regards to the Sedefkar Simulacrum. First

Although there is some “belling” the sound quality seems to be improved on this one! Huzzah!

But seriously please do email us on thecultofteaanddice@gmail.com with your thoughts on Patreon and what you’d like to see with regards to Patron Rewards.

Paradise Games Bromley.

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, the concept of “a Fuck-ton of sugar”, Pancake day excitement, weird trains, cats, angry elizabethan women, dreamlands weirdness, sinister rubber duckies

Shadowrun 5e – The Lights are going out in Southwark – 4

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , on 20 February 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 95

Please note if you haven’t watched the ADVERT for fallout four, there is a spoiler for fallout four.

Join us as we continue to learn the Shadowrun 5e combat rules (although we do forget the -ve roll to defend for being hit with multiple attacks between your actions). The Gang dealt with Brochan dissappears off with Julian Fannah, and leaves the rest of his team to deal with the whole fighting ghouls in a dark basement bit…

So they open the door and despite having a drone right there Leonid takes point. Will the Ork Samurai survive not only the Ghouls but the “supporting” fire from Ruffles the Drone and the other Shadowrunners?

Also All Praise Ruffles our new Machine Overlord.

Nb. We mention getting the Rule of Six, however the Rule of Six is ONLY on rolls using edge. So Many Rules….!

A few sound issues here but far less than the previous episode. I am still working on it!

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Hero Lab

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains a Minotaur (not MinaTAR) rigger, bad language, guns, a few more Fallout 4 spoilers, haribo and their crackly crackly bags, a drunk Bloodied, discussions of Ruffles potential “Dalek issues”, Ghoulicide, and gunfire

Shadowrun 5e – The Lights are going out in Southwark – Session 3

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , on 13 February 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 94

With their job secured they begin trying to work out exactly what they are going to actually do about it. Their Air Spirit has given them a basic layout of the place complete with eyes on walls, and flappy things…

Now they need to work out how to actually break a Type 47 reactor without having to take the thing to bits one step at a time. With Saederr Krupp not putting the schematics on the Matrix in case someone uses them to blow them up, they need to locate someone with the knowledge.

Or someone who has a Saederr 47 reactor just lying around. Enter Bob Robinson, London city planner.

I am incredibly unhappy with the sound quality on this one. There were again some sound issues, but of course they were different sound issues from the ones I had finally fixed. This has caused a few words being skipped here and there as they were obscured by crackling. I will make an attempt to adjust the microphones again for the next recording. We are also trying to sort the issue regarding Loka not knowing when other people are talking (damn you Skype)

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Hero Lab

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains a Minotaur (not MinaTAR) rigger, bad language, guns, David Cameron’s alleged Pig Necrophilia, a few Fallout 4 spoilers, the words “well if he will present…”, “Spirits carry things with their knob”, us trying to learn the new rules, and random frustrating crackles (mostly removed).

CoC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – La Fleurs Du Mal- Session 5

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , on 7 February 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 93

Having finally secured the first part of the Sedefkar Simulacrum our heroes have only one last thing to follow up in France. What became of the Comte de Fenalik when he was interred in Charenton Insane Asylum, and does this have anything to do with the Death of Doctor Delplace. Listen now as the players are more than usually adventurous and in some cases comically bad at what they were doing.

There are minor sound issues on this one, I am working to clear these out!

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This Podcast is Explicit, and contains Archive, the sentence “oh golly that sounds frightfully dramatic”, old timey thoughts, #MagicalAccident, and scary fog.

The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.

CoC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – La Fleurs Du Mal- Session 4

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , , on 31 January 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 92

Having located the Cellar of the Comte de Fenalik’s villa the Investigators have dug the door out and now stand before the iron door to the cellar which has been forced open.

Will they dare enter and see if there are any clues to the whereabouts of the Sedefkar Simularcrum? Or will they like sensible people flee into the night.

The obviously enter, although Archive seems so worried she grabs a hammer in real life to protect herself!

If they find something will they remember what they were intending to follow up at Charenton?

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The Music is oppressive gloom by Kevin MacLeod Sound effects by Syrinscape.

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This Podcast is Explicit, Archive, more Quitterie, more Poissy, Mawdrigen doing a French Accent, minor peril, dismemberment, and occasional sound effects.. Oh and Mawdrigen loses one of the Sedefkar Simulacrums legs.

CoC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – La Fleurs Du Mal- Session 3

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , , on 24 January 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 91! Which we mistakenly refer to as Episode 90, sorry about that! After a slightly anarchic start what with time scheduling and reading the schedule list wrong and thinking this was episode 90 for a bit, then looking at the Paris map for ages finally the Investigators settle down to look at their options.

It turns out they have leads for both Poissy and Charenton Asylum. With Comte De Fenalik’s villa being at Poissy, and that being the last known resting place of the Simulacrum they decide to do that first.

Reaching the town they begin their investigations, but will they locate the item they wish to find.

Also what is the strange malady affecting everyone’s left hands? Is there a monster at the window? Why does the daughter have such a silly name?

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The Music is oppressive gloom by Kevin MacLeod

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This Podcast is Explicit, Archive, Quitterie, a trip to Poissy, the happiest Chemist in the world, Interesting notes about Tudor building materials, the use of LOL as a word, French numbers, Mawdrigen doing a French Accent, and scalding.

Changeling – Neverwhere – War Beneath the Streets – Session 3

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , , on 18 January 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 90

Because the last episode was fairly short I have released this one early to make up for it!

With Fenbyarl being very very dead, which will likely cause issues between the Ravens Court and the Earls Court, Sleagh has granted them a headstart before the hunt inevitably begins. Given it’s highly likely our merry band of miscreants will be made the scapegoats if a war threatens, they do the obvious thing… They leg it.

But the Raven’s Court is a labyrinth, so actually escaping is more of a trial than expected, especially when they almost immediately get captured by the Dust Tribes!

Will they survive the oddly lint-obsessed tribe of maniacs? If they do can they even escape the castle? Can they make it home?

Follow now as they attempt to make their way through the dangerous spaces in Neverwhere, War beneath the streets.

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The Music is by The Twilight Sad and is used with Permission (because they are awesome).

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This Podcast is Explicit, Archive, adulterated Ice cubes, “Aux In”, Taiwan Super good awesome tea (which is foul), David Bowie impressions, Volatile Chemicals, Large amounts of fireworks in the background (it was five days before Fireworks night),”Ballyhoo!”, Brainsucking and Riddles.

CoC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – La Fleurs Du Mal- Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , on 17 January 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 89

Having started their researches in Paris the investigators continue attempting to hunt down clues about the Sedefkar Simulacrum and its previous owner the Comte De Fenaliché. Not knowing what forces are arranged against them however, anyone could be a worshipper of the Skinless one, or worse.

Follow us now as the investigators continue their researches and also their tourism. With the Ambassadors letter getting them access to the Bibliotech Nationalé, they continue their researches, and then press on following up different clues.

First though, they take a trip to some Art dealers and then they head down to the Catacombs of Paris for more tourism!

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This Podcast is Explicit, Archive, “fancy a shag?”, BAD french accents, joy at being insane, oh and the Tonsils of Death try and kill Mawdrigen (I’ve removed Most of the Coughs).

Shadowrun – Defending the Realm – The Lights are going out in Southwark – Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , on 10 January 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 88

With the Shadowrunners hired to render the Biology concerns generator offline for a certain period of time, they continue attempting to do their due diligence and you know research the target before just rocking up to the place with all the guns.

Realising that the Saederr-Krupp type 47 is a strong little reactor they start trying to think of ways to wreck the thing, but first they need more information! Matrix Searches, Drone Reconnaissance, Spirits, they try it all, but will they get bored and just kick the door in? Will their spirit of air manage to bring them back useful information or will the fact that its a spirit and doesn’t understand the material world mean its information is, shall we say, less than useful.

Reactor map
Dirctors chairs: Here
In a slightly shorter than intended session (due to the fact we were all unbelievably tired) we delve into the planning of their heist.

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This Podcast is Explicit and contains a Minotaur (not MinaTAR) rigger, bad language, guns, Planning of a Heist, Hyperactive Air Spirits, Some looking up of rules, oh and the tiredest of GM’s.

The Music is “The Complex” by Kevin Macleod.

CoC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – La Fleurs Du Mal- Session 1

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , on 3 January 2016 by Mawdrigen

Episode 87

With the Doom train finally dealt with they get back to actually saving the world and so they… get on a train!

Travelling to Paris they start their researches trying to find the location of the Sedefkar Simulacrum, particularly the previous owner known as the Comte De Fenalique. They believe that at least one part may remain in France with the the rest having been scattered all over Europe.

Of course getting into the Bibliotechque National takes time… So why not do some (A LOT) of tourism first.

Luckily most of them speak French, shame it’s not the ones that are great at dealing with libraries really.

First though, Shopping, and hotels and other such things! Sightseeing!
Will the Death of Dr Etienne Delplace turn out to be a red herring, will they bother to check? Find out now!

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This Podcast is Explicit, Business Cards, The Snow of Life, unbelievably crunchy bisquits, Gamer completionist tendencies, Netherlander Swearing,Archive and Holy seagulls…

Yellow Dawn – Return of the Yellow Queen

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , , on 25 December 2015 by Mawdrigen

Episode 86

In the dark future where the Mythos-apocalypse has occurred but life has continued despite the fact, four slightly random people sign up to a mission to retrieve a book, specifically the book “The Yellow Queen”.

Please note that I should not be asked to play a pregen character directly after watching Fury Road again…

Mawdrigen is playing a Road Mage, Bloodied a Rural Mercenary, Archive a Scavenger, and Hardwick an Intelligence officer, and they all start unnamed! Which lasts all of two minutes.

Archive suffers Dice Envy, and then we finally begin! Will we succeed at the CRC mission, or are we going to end up Zombie-fodder?

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This Podcast is Explicit, contains Mawdrigen as a war-boy/shaman, Archive as a pirate, and a lot of zombies. Oh and a dog. We also got buzzed by a Chinook helicopter at one point 😛

Changeling – War Beneath the Streets – Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , on 19 December 2015 by Mawdrigen

Episode 85

With Fenbjarl of the Earls court managing to stand against the King in Rags and Tatters the players have to try and spirit away his magical talisman to prevent him taking over the whole of the Ravens Court.

However in a world where all is alliances, politicking, and plotting someone must be behind it. Can the denizens of the abandoned hospital survive the machinations of whoever is really behind it?

We had a few sound issues again, I really am trying to sort them.

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This Podcast is Explicit, and contains a lot of things… including odd assasination methods, trying to come to terms with how the system works, Colossal Limb Damage, Amputation, talking to rats. Also #MagicalAccident.

The Music is by The Twilight Sad and is used with Permission (because they are awesome).

CoC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – The Doom Train – Session 4

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , on 12 December 2015 by Mawdrigen

Episode 84

Trapped on the train Issey and Warfstache work with the slightly insane Randolph Alexis and the terrified Henry Stanley to try and escape the pocket universe which is slowly filling up with shadows of the doom train.

Outside the pocket universe Sadie and Clarrissa (and an Oldstaff who has knocked himself out on the bookshelves) try desperately to retrieve their friends. Somewhat hampered by Clarissa’s incessant hysterical laughing, they begin to plan their next move. In typical fashion… its a really good (!?) one.

Panic is beginning to set in, will the investigators be lost for all time?

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This Podcast is Explicit, and contains the words “You Drabes”, Cannibal Fathers, Horrific Train Damage. We also suffered some slight sound issues this time, but I have tried to edit them out! This is also a short session I am afraid as we lost a lot of time trying to fix the sound errors.

The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.

CoC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – The Doom Train – Session 3

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , on 5 December 2015 by Mawdrigen

Episode 83

Faced with frankly awful tea we dived into the Cthulhu Mythos to try and escape.

The potentially deadly train set secured the investigators did the obvious thing, they played with it! The train unfortunately appeared as well! surrounded by 1890’s revenants with Clarissa laughing uncontrollably and Warfstache in something of a Psychotic Fugue Izzey gets nabbed! This leaves Sadie and Oldstaff as the only competent people in the room.

What will the Investigators do, has the train claimed another victim… Or will they find some way to save her! What will the delusional Warfstache do?!?

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This Podcast is Explicit, and contains frankly the most horrible tea ever drunk. Also the sentence “Izzey? Izzey? Where’s Izzey?” too many times. Even better… No Chanting Children! Oh and a terrible understanding of how physics works.

The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.

CoC7e – Horror on the Orient Express – The Doom Train – Session 2

Posted in Actual Play, First 100, Podcasts with tags , , on 28 November 2015 by Mawdrigen

Episode 82

The Train Set located the investigators proceed to the Butters Residence to speak with Mr Arthur Butters about potentially securing the train set so they can investigate it. It seems likely they may have to go to the London Train Spotters Association dinner as well, surely that must be worth some sanity points!

Join us as the Investigators continue attempting to get to the bottom of The Doom Train, but will they get to the bottom of it before it runs them down! Or for that matter will a dinner with train spotters send them mad!

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This Podcast is Explicit, Train spotters, conversations about train configurations, and gin soaked plottings. Oh and possibly one of the worst plans I have EVER heard.

The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.