In this Episode the Investigators continue attempting to hunt down the murderer of Blackjack the Kitten. But are they the hunters, or the Hunted. What secrets hide within the hearts of their fellow travellers on Henri’s dreamlands express?
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The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.
This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Cat murder, Crabs, angry old ladies, peril, doors, and coughing (mostly edited out)
Unable to run Changeling we instead decided to run the Unasprechlichen Klutzen playset for Fiasco. So follow now as three people, The Schnorrvennnssonns and Howard Phillips as they visit Harvey Northeast in the wilds of Massachussetts.
Why is he so obsessed with them entering the house “Of their own volition”. What is in the room behind the Third Door on the Right. What is with the creepy art work? Who’s playing the pipes? Why would anyone respond to this guys emails anyway?
Find out now… Providing you don’t value you sanity.
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains excessive creepyness. Archive, Peril, Ancient Cults, Evil Art, Bas Reliefs, and Broken feet.
We made it to episode 100 and as such we were very very very drunk, and a few months ago the Fandible (Website) challenged us to do a whole episode in American Accents.
So we did.
Please note, if you ARE american you may not want to listen to this… we take the piss. A LOT.
So here we go, Kobolds again, Drunk off my ass, in an american accent, wherein we try not to lose all of our listeners. Follow now as Science Master Anal Dave, inspired by God the Pancake as he sends our heroes to another world to get dinner. Will they survive Booping? Will they survive trying to do things when they are Kobolds.
No of course not.
Oh and I may offer a prize if anyone can tell us what accent Archive is actually doing!
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains American Accents, and not good ones! Plus American Stereotypes, Jokes, someone being fed slowly into a winch, and the use of Archive as lure for randy animals. Oh and Donald Trumps Massive…. manhood?
Henri’s train is in Jeopardy, the murder of Blackjack the kitten threatens to destroy his alliance with Ulthar which could spell the end of the deal with Nodens and the end of the train forever.
But who amongst the current travellers on the train is the cold blooded murderer, and what will they do to defend their secret?
Slight belling probably due to having to remove so very much Buzz. At least there was no creepy giggling.
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, weird trains, cats, angry elizabethan women, dreamlands weirdness, murder, slight belling on the microphones, Coughing (its winter we’re ill) Squeakers, beings of Ib, and a mad man. Oh and Mawdrigen doing an impression of a kitten.
Finally get to run the End of the World having failed to the first time due to illness. In this episode we have Hardwick, Loka, and Bloodied playing Hardwick, Loka, and Bloodied as they turn up to a Roleplaying Session at Cult Headquarters only to find that Mawdrigen (their GM) is not present. The only thing in his place is a post it note telling them to come inside and a whole host of Hell New Yogis posters.
Has their GM been swept up in the Hype for this Kawaii Metal Band? Why are all the Police heading towards the Metal Concert? Why is Loka’s first response to anything resembling not the ordinary to seize knives?!?
Find out now on End of the World: An Apocalypse in Yellow.
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Peril, Horror, Weirdness, Proper Warboy-Looking Fuckers, The Yellow Sign, Hell Newt Yogis, Body Horror, Rioting, He Is Come, and most likely Loka getting Murdered.
On Henri’s fine train travelling to the Gulf of Nodens to cast aside their fears (if they can think of any) they continue to meet with their fellow travellers. Reaching Dyath-Leen several people get on the train, well, people and Things.
Will the disgusting beings from Ib prove to be as disgusting in action as they are in view, and what of the beautiful people from Sarnath? Will they buy wine from the Wine merchant? Who is the Dancer who appears late to the train?
Worse still Oldstaff has already made enemies on the train, although Clarrissa seems to be getting on well with Madame Brujah the severe Elizabethan widow.
Peril stalks the Dreamlands Express, and heinous crimes will be committed. Someone will have to step up to solve the crisis but will the players prove up to the task…
We actually had… err… ghostly laughs on this recording plus slight belling. Which is a little concerning, because we definitely did not hear them when recording (listen when Hardwick is explaining the layout of the sleeping arrangements)
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, weird trains, cats, angry elizabethan women, dreamlands weirdness, murder, slight belling on the microphones, Coughing (its winter we’re ill) Squeakers, beings of Ib, and a mad man. Oh and Mawdrigen doing an impression of a kitten.
The Investigators finally get underway, getting on the Orient Express and heading off to Lausanne to track down the writer of the mysterious letter that the Doctor in Poissey received with regards to the Sedefkar Simulacrum. First
Although there is some “belling” the sound quality seems to be improved on this one! Huzzah!
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, the concept of “a Fuck-ton of sugar”, Pancake day excitement, weird trains, cats, angry elizabethan women, dreamlands weirdness, sinister rubber duckies
Please note if you haven’t watched the ADVERT for fallout four, there is a spoiler for fallout four.
Join us as we continue to learn the Shadowrun 5e combat rules (although we do forget the -ve roll to defend for being hit with multiple attacks between your actions). The Gang dealt with Brochan dissappears off with Julian Fannah, and leaves the rest of his team to deal with the whole fighting ghouls in a dark basement bit…
So they open the door and despite having a drone right there Leonid takes point. Will the Ork Samurai survive not only the Ghouls but the “supporting” fire from Ruffles the Drone and the other Shadowrunners?
Also All Praise Ruffles our new Machine Overlord.
Nb. We mention getting the Rule of Six, however the Rule of Six is ONLY on rolls using edge. So Many Rules….!
A few sound issues here but far less than the previous episode. I am still working on it!
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains a Minotaur (not MinaTAR) rigger, bad language, guns, a few more Fallout 4 spoilers, haribo and their crackly crackly bags, a drunk Bloodied, discussions of Ruffles potential “Dalek issues”, Ghoulicide, and gunfire
With their job secured they begin trying to work out exactly what they are going to actually do about it. Their Air Spirit has given them a basic layout of the place complete with eyes on walls, and flappy things…
Now they need to work out how to actually break a Type 47 reactor without having to take the thing to bits one step at a time. With Saederr Krupp not putting the schematics on the Matrix in case someone uses them to blow them up, they need to locate someone with the knowledge.
Or someone who has a Saederr 47 reactor just lying around. Enter Bob Robinson, London city planner.
I am incredibly unhappy with the sound quality on this one. There were again some sound issues, but of course they were different sound issues from the ones I had finally fixed. This has caused a few words being skipped here and there as they were obscured by crackling. I will make an attempt to adjust the microphones again for the next recording. We are also trying to sort the issue regarding Loka not knowing when other people are talking (damn you Skype)
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains a Minotaur (not MinaTAR) rigger, bad language, guns, David Cameron’s alleged Pig Necrophilia, a few Fallout 4 spoilers, the words “well if he will present…”, “Spirits carry things with their knob”, us trying to learn the new rules, and random frustrating crackles (mostly removed).
Having finally secured the first part of the Sedefkar Simulacrum our heroes have only one last thing to follow up in France. What became of the Comte de Fenalik when he was interred in Charenton Insane Asylum, and does this have anything to do with the Death of Doctor Delplace. Listen now as the players are more than usually adventurous and in some cases comically bad at what they were doing.
There are minor sound issues on this one, I am working to clear these out!
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This Podcast is Explicit, and contains Archive, the sentence “oh golly that sounds frightfully dramatic”, old timey thoughts, #MagicalAccident, and scary fog.
Having located the Cellar of the Comte de Fenalik’s villa the Investigators have dug the door out and now stand before the iron door to the cellar which has been forced open.
Will they dare enter and see if there are any clues to the whereabouts of the Sedefkar Simularcrum? Or will they like sensible people flee into the night.
The obviously enter, although Archive seems so worried she grabs a hammer in real life to protect herself!
If they find something will they remember what they were intending to follow up at Charenton?
The Music is oppressive gloom by Kevin MacLeod Sound effects by Syrinscape.
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This Podcast is Explicit, Archive, more Quitterie, more Poissy, Mawdrigen doing a French Accent, minor peril, dismemberment, and occasional sound effects.. Oh and Mawdrigen loses one of the Sedefkar Simulacrums legs.
Episode 91! Which we mistakenly refer to as Episode 90, sorry about that! After a slightly anarchic start what with time scheduling and reading the schedule list wrong and thinking this was episode 90 for a bit, then looking at the Paris map for ages finally the Investigators settle down to look at their options.
It turns out they have leads for both Poissy and Charenton Asylum. With Comte De Fenalik’s villa being at Poissy, and that being the last known resting place of the Simulacrum they decide to do that first.
Reaching the town they begin their investigations, but will they locate the item they wish to find.
Also what is the strange malady affecting everyone’s left hands? Is there a monster at the window? Why does the daughter have such a silly name?
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This Podcast is Explicit, Archive, Quitterie, a trip to Poissy, the happiest Chemist in the world, Interesting notes about Tudor building materials, the use of LOL as a word, French numbers, Mawdrigen doing a French Accent, and scalding.
Because the last episode was fairly short I have released this one early to make up for it!
With Fenbyarl being very very dead, which will likely cause issues between the Ravens Court and the Earls Court, Sleagh has granted them a headstart before the hunt inevitably begins. Given it’s highly likely our merry band of miscreants will be made the scapegoats if a war threatens, they do the obvious thing… They leg it.
But the Raven’s Court is a labyrinth, so actually escaping is more of a trial than expected, especially when they almost immediately get captured by the Dust Tribes!
Will they survive the oddly lint-obsessed tribe of maniacs? If they do can they even escape the castle? Can they make it home?
Follow now as they attempt to make their way through the dangerous spaces in Neverwhere, War beneath the streets.
The Music is by The Twilight Sad and is used with Permission (because they are awesome).
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This Podcast is Explicit, Archive, adulterated Ice cubes, “Aux In”, Taiwan Super good awesome tea (which is foul), David Bowie impressions, Volatile Chemicals, Large amounts of fireworks in the background (it was five days before Fireworks night),”Ballyhoo!”, Brainsucking and Riddles.
Having started their researches in Paris the investigators continue attempting to hunt down clues about the Sedefkar Simulacrum and its previous owner the Comte De Fenaliché. Not knowing what forces are arranged against them however, anyone could be a worshipper of the Skinless one, or worse.
Follow us now as the investigators continue their researches and also their tourism. With the Ambassadors letter getting them access to the Bibliotech Nationalé, they continue their researches, and then press on following up different clues.
First though, they take a trip to some Art dealers and then they head down to the Catacombs of Paris for more tourism!
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This Podcast is Explicit, Archive, “fancy a shag?”, BAD french accents, joy at being insane, oh and the Tonsils of Death try and kill Mawdrigen (I’ve removed Most of the Coughs).
With the Shadowrunners hired to render the Biology concerns generator offline for a certain period of time, they continue attempting to do their due diligence and you know research the target before just rocking up to the place with all the guns.
Realising that the Saederr-Krupp type 47 is a strong little reactor they start trying to think of ways to wreck the thing, but first they need more information! Matrix Searches, Drone Reconnaissance, Spirits, they try it all, but will they get bored and just kick the door in? Will their spirit of air manage to bring them back useful information or will the fact that its a spirit and doesn’t understand the material world mean its information is, shall we say, less than useful.
Dirctors chairs: Here
In a slightly shorter than intended session (due to the fact we were all unbelievably tired) we delve into the planning of their heist.
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains a Minotaur (not MinaTAR) rigger, bad language, guns, Planning of a Heist, Hyperactive Air Spirits, Some looking up of rules, oh and the tiredest of GM’s.
With the Doom train finally dealt with they get back to actually saving the world and so they… get on a train!
Travelling to Paris they start their researches trying to find the location of the Sedefkar Simulacrum, particularly the previous owner known as the Comte De Fenalique. They believe that at least one part may remain in France with the the rest having been scattered all over Europe.
Of course getting into the Bibliotechque National takes time… So why not do some (A LOT) of tourism first.
Luckily most of them speak French, shame it’s not the ones that are great at dealing with libraries really.
First though, Shopping, and hotels and other such things! Sightseeing!
Will the Death of Dr Etienne Delplace turn out to be a red herring, will they bother to check? Find out now!
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This Podcast is Explicit, Business Cards, The Snow of Life, unbelievably crunchy bisquits, Gamer completionist tendencies, Netherlander Swearing,Archive and Holy seagulls…
In the dark future where the Mythos-apocalypse has occurred but life has continued despite the fact, four slightly random people sign up to a mission to retrieve a book, specifically the book “The Yellow Queen”.
Please note that I should not be asked to play a pregen character directly after watching Fury Road again…
Mawdrigen is playing a Road Mage, Bloodied a Rural Mercenary, Archive a Scavenger, and Hardwick an Intelligence officer, and they all start unnamed! Which lasts all of two minutes.
Archive suffers Dice Envy, and then we finally begin! Will we succeed at the CRC mission, or are we going to end up Zombie-fodder?
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This Podcast is Explicit, contains Mawdrigen as a war-boy/shaman, Archive as a pirate, and a lot of zombies. Oh and a dog. We also got buzzed by a Chinook helicopter at one point 😛
With Fenbjarl of the Earls court managing to stand against the King in Rags and Tatters the players have to try and spirit away his magical talisman to prevent him taking over the whole of the Ravens Court.
However in a world where all is alliances, politicking, and plotting someone must be behind it. Can the denizens of the abandoned hospital survive the machinations of whoever is really behind it?
We had a few sound issues again, I really am trying to sort them.
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This Podcast is Explicit, and contains a lot of things… including odd assasination methods, trying to come to terms with how the system works, Colossal Limb Damage, Amputation, talking to rats. Also #MagicalAccident.
The Music is by The Twilight Sad and is used with Permission (because they are awesome).
Trapped on the train Issey and Warfstache work with the slightly insane Randolph Alexis and the terrified Henry Stanley to try and escape the pocket universe which is slowly filling up with shadows of the doom train.
Outside the pocket universe Sadie and Clarrissa (and an Oldstaff who has knocked himself out on the bookshelves) try desperately to retrieve their friends. Somewhat hampered by Clarissa’s incessant hysterical laughing, they begin to plan their next move. In typical fashion… its a really good (!?) one.
Panic is beginning to set in, will the investigators be lost for all time?
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This Podcast is Explicit, and contains the words “You Drabes”, Cannibal Fathers, Horrific Train Damage. We also suffered some slight sound issues this time, but I have tried to edit them out! This is also a short session I am afraid as we lost a lot of time trying to fix the sound errors.
Faced with frankly awful tea we dived into the Cthulhu Mythos to try and escape.
The potentially deadly train set secured the investigators did the obvious thing, they played with it! The train unfortunately appeared as well! surrounded by 1890’s revenants with Clarissa laughing uncontrollably and Warfstache in something of a Psychotic Fugue Izzey gets nabbed! This leaves Sadie and Oldstaff as the only competent people in the room.
What will the Investigators do, has the train claimed another victim… Or will they find some way to save her! What will the delusional Warfstache do?!?
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This Podcast is Explicit, and contains frankly the most horrible tea ever drunk. Also the sentence “Izzey? Izzey? Where’s Izzey?” too many times. Even better… No Chanting Children! Oh and a terrible understanding of how physics works.
The Train Set located the investigators proceed to the Butters Residence to speak with Mr Arthur Butters about potentially securing the train set so they can investigate it. It seems likely they may have to go to the London Train Spotters Association dinner as well, surely that must be worth some sanity points!
Join us as the Investigators continue attempting to get to the bottom of The Doom Train, but will they get to the bottom of it before it runs them down! Or for that matter will a dinner with train spotters send them mad!
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This Podcast is Explicit, Train spotters, conversations about train configurations, and gin soaked plottings. Oh and possibly one of the worst plans I have EVER heard.
After a lengthy recap (go to 32 min 39 seconds to skip it), the Investigators get on with it!
Having finished the Diary of Professor Smith the Cthulhu team remember that they were going to Stoke Newington to look into the disappearance of Mr Henry Stanley, who had recently bought a train set of all things from the shop of Mr Mehmet Makryat.
Smelling a rat they decided to check into it on the basis that… well if they don’t deal with it now they will be on the continent potentially for months before they get back for it.
Will they be able to work out what has happened in this the first episode of the Doom Train?
We had a few Technical issues with Skype (we hate you skype) so there are a few sections cut and explains why there was a short session.
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This Podcast is Explicit, and contains Archive, Skype fuckery, the sentence “A Face like a smacked Arse”, “Hello, Butter Residence?”, and the most helpful transdimensional policeman ever.
Despite what we say it’s actually the 9th Session of The Blood Red Fez and with Henry Terrence Smythe now wearing a Fez the action has definitely come to a ‘head’. Menkaph is planning to attack, but first they need to persuade Baron Von Hoeffler’s daughter that she should allow the Baron to help the players defeat their enemies nefarious plans. Will Mrs Meyers be saved, or will the Doctor complete the set and euthanise her like he euthanised Mr Meyers.
Or will it all end in tears when midnight comes around…
Find out now in the final session of The Blood Red Fez.
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This Podcast is Explicit, random conversations about getting blitzed for the 100th episode (we won’t be doing that), horrific stab wounds, lots of gunfire, the concept of fighting back proactively, horror and death. Oh and Stupidly heavy rain. Finally… We’re sorry France!
Baron Von Hoeffler has finally arrived and immediately takes charge of the situation, although the Players worry that his immediate response of “go and murder Menkaph and his compatriots and take their Fezzes” might be a little bit too direct action for them. Added to the fact they keep tripping over Chinese Ladies in the corridor, and Menkaph has made it clear he will stop at nothing to get the book and the other Fez back, its all looking a bit bleak.
Can Henry Terrence Smythe and the others survive… and if they don’t who was the Henry Terrence Smythe Sadie etc met in the present.
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This Podcast is Explicit, requests for information from Dr Hannibal Lecter, Menkaph the dick who wears a cape, Carry on Cthulhu. Also another appearance by the strange chanting children.
The year is 2077 and the UK is now a flooded toxin filled wasteland where Megacorporations wage a shadowy war on each other for influence and profit using deniable assets called Shadowrunners. Life is dangerous as a Shadowrunner, you are as llikely to be killed by your own side to keep the budget low as you are to be killed undertaking what ever incredibly illegal activity you are undertaking for them.
Mr Johnson always lies, the AAA corporations always want to control you, and there will always be one less bullet in your gun than you want there to be. Continue reading →
With the miracle that is my books actually turning up, we got back to Horror on the Orient Express. When last we saw them the players were trying to determine what they were going to do about Menkaph and his Evil Fez.
What will they find when they break into Sleeping Car 6 where Mr Myers is and to where the shadowy creature retreated.
Will they be able to save the world from the Fez wearing Maniac?
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive. It also contains Fezzes, evil fezzes, Mawdrigen STILL managing to utterly lose an accent, and the players choosing to go down a path that no one expected. Oh and we engage a slight side tangent about “Grey” the new 50 shades book.
Please note we do not advise the taking of drugs to add verisimilitude to you cover stories!
In our tribute to the Late Sir Terry Pratchett (an awesome gentleman) we have decided to play Fate Accelerated Discworld.
Faced with a giant ball of Obsidian and a roundish room the Unexpounded Relic Retrieval squad press on in the hopes of securing the One True Mock.
Assuming, they A) do not Die and B) the Fourecksians don’t get there first…
Will they get the mock? What lies at the end of the Temple? Who keeps turning on all the lights?
But most importantly, Why oh Why is Hardwick’s character called Yes?
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This Podcast is Explicit, contains giant balls, Meta, Terrible Australian Accents, and a Goodbye.
Trapped in the Abbey Mills Pumping station with something like two hundred Zombies, which are kept at bay solely by a plunging torrent of sewage is bad. Having the Zombie Lord and eighteen of his friends on the wrong side of the of the torrent is bad… one bite and it could be all over.
Plus lets not forget that the Zombie Lord seems to be possessed by an Angry Ghost.
What could go wrong, oh yes, all the things! However with Lord Leigh, Samson, and Von Stahd ready to fight the zombies and Doctor Quist protecting Lottie there is only one question.
Where the hell is Corinne the Mourner! She is after all the competent one!
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Zombies, the concept of Poo-power, possession, self injury, landing on broken ankles, zombies getting mulched, and someone actually getting bitten.
Hello there Culteasts! Continuing the story of the Blood Red Fez firstly they get to the bottom of what was scratching at their door to try and get in. Then they take the time to actually confront Menkaph to try and find out what he is actually planning. In true Henry Terrence-Smythe method this is performed… very politely but not exactly successfully.
Finally Henri proves himself to be the best Effeminate Belgian Ever.
Once again we are having some form of odd sound issues, as it seems somewhat left heavy, we’re going to try and fix it!
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive. It also contains Fezzes, evil fezzes, Mawdrigen managing to utterly lose an accent, the Awesomeness of Henri, and possibly the most horrific shrieking sound made by a human voice. Oh and Tea-shots.
And.
I dream of books, actual physical books with bookmarks rather than piles of damnable paper…. they haunt me… they Hauuuunt me…
Blood Red Fez Session 2 see’s the players trying to work out how best to deal with Demonic headware, hunting down clues and planning for the future. Or in the street urchins case jamming every lock in London…
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They also begin planning to get to Constantinople without dying!
Finally we meet L’Conducteur Henri… “Henri is Ere!” who inadvertantly causes hilarity.
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive. It also contains Fezzes, evil fezzes, random rhyming, dire dire accents, and Noodlearms. Also random prostitutes…
And.
Having been told that the books were about to be shipped… Chaosium has gone silent again. SIGH
Trapped in their house, with Von Stahd inside and a Zombie Lord outside Lord Leigh and his compatriots try and come up with a way to first get the zombie lord alone, and then finish him off.
With London overrun by zombies, the fate of the whole metropolis might actually depend on the player characters…z
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains indescriminantly rapey vines, zombies, Lottie, Von Stahd, the words ‘poop-chute’, ‘blowjob zombies’,’stinging discharge’ and ghosts. Oh and us, INCREDIBLY BADLY speaking German… specifically “Kommen und haben ein zu gehen, wenn sie denken, dass Sie hart genung sind”
Sound Effect Warning: there is a weird sound about half way through, be prepared!
As they travel north to check into the strange train set that Mehmet Makryat sold, and the buyers strange disappearance, Oliver Oldstaff Settles in to read the Professors account of the strange happenings of 1893; the mystery of the Blood Red Fez.
Finally we get to the first of the new parts of the second edition of Horror on the Orient Express, The Blood Red Fez, a flashback to the victorian age, where we see Henry Terrence Smythe and the first members of the Dalley-Delmorte Foundation standing against another, different Turkish cult.
What has happened to Matthew Pook, and what is going on with the Perfidious Blood Red Fez.
I think we might have done combat wrong, I don’t believe you can push combat rolls. Also if you are outnumbered you would still be able to defend, but your enemies gain successive bonus dice.
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive. It also contains death, murder, considerable amounts of body horror, oh and somewhat inept combat. Oh and Fezzes, evil fezzes.
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Finally I have been told when my books are being sent out. Now to wait a number of weeks until they get here!
The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.
Waking up next to a skinned man in the British Library is not the best way to start the day, but it is all a matter of course for Cthulhu Investigators. Getting over this shock they continue their studies, trying to work out where the Sedefkar Simulacrum might be hidden.
They also finally decide to look into Mehmet Makryat, the man who died three times in one night. Of course this involves a break in, and none of them is too skilled at that.
We also receive a awesome package from our friends at the Fandible (Fandible.com and @Fandible on Twitter) in thanks for a gift of Tea. This leads to conversations about the difference between England and the USA, I should stress we do love you guys, even though we do joke!
We also briefly touch on Mawdrigen’s Murderers hands…
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive. Also the stupidity of certain UKIP members, jokes at our own and America’s expense, the concepts of a rage boner, and what would happen if we met Prince Philip.
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Finally I have been told when my books are being sent out. Now to wait a number of weeks until they get here!
The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.
Having received a request to meet from Professor Smith, whose house has recently burned down, the heroes travel to the poor end of London. There he tells them of a terrible artefact, the Sedefkar Simulacrum, which he was intending to hunt down and destroy.
They agree to perform this task… so immediately go gun shopping.
Having finish buying their guns they settle down to a nice long research session.
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Monsters both human and other, peril, darkness, trauma, homicidal tendencies and very strong Adult Themes. Seriously. Oh.
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Send Me My Books!
We also go on about the Sharpe series of books for a bit.
The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.
Please note, we seem to be experiencing some issues with Sound Quality, which I am working to deal with.
We finish up in Norfolk, with the Investigators making an impassioned pleas for the books to be sent on to the Dalley-DelMorte Foundation, and bidding a farewell to Inspector Harris.
Mr Warfestache’s fragile mental state seems to have subsided, but is his grasp on reality as solid as it seems? He seems to be regarding the Knuckle dusters given to him by the Inspector almost with religious regard.
Returning to London, they proceed to the DDF intending to remonstrate with Henry Terrence-Smythe for sending them into danger.
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Madness, the endless machinations of the Great Old Ones, and a number of different ways of pronouncing Makryat.
The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.
Please note, We seem to be experiencing some issues with Sound Quality, which I am working to deal with.
Having returned to the Rosethorne Mansion with the redoubtable Inspector Harris, the Investigators resolve to get to the bottom of the mystery of the Davies disappearance. First order of business, enter the Mansion, and find out where all of the blood the Caretaker was cleaning up is.
Are the Davies still alive?
Madness and Death wait in the manor. Will the Characters survive, or will the minions of the Dark Gods win the day.
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Mawdrigen ranting about what keepers do, murder, horrific monsters, peril, violence, psychological issues, and murder.
The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.
The characters continue looking into the mysterious disappearance of the Davies family, who have been revealed as raging Bibliomaniacs amongst other less salubrious perversions. Did they even intend to hand over the Vishakpatnam Fragment?
Venturing into the Broads they head downstream towards Rosethorne Manor, supposedly the home of the Davies “Greatest Opponents” when it came to book collection.
The Police have also arrived, will they prove helpful, or a major hindrance?
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Hideous murder, Corpses, Demons, Bibliomania, and very strong Adult Themes. Seriously.
The Music is Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod.
Please note, We seem to be experiencing some issues with Sound Quality, which I am working to deal with.
With the Hammy man secured they decide to leave him to the tender mercies of Samson, whose job it is to find out what his interest in Lord Leigh is. That said the weather seems to be on the turn, with mist rising from the Thames could a Lost Day be in the offing?
What of the Oberleutman? So far he has yet to make his presence known, but surely he can’t have given up yet? Is he in the pay of the Aunts who are siphoning money from the businesses of the Family into their own accounts?
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The Podcast is Explicit, and contains torture, fire, lottie, Fog, a man in a rubber suit, and a toilet.
The Fight continues with the Mountain and Garrick hacking at each other, Loras getting telling blows. Loras keeps getting involved and doing his flashy fighting. The Great Jon wakes up and starts fighting for real this time!
Amid the clanging and crashing Brian Telson is still assaulting the member of House Lugos’ team for reasons he will no doubt let us know when we aren’t busy. In the meantime, Thoros has gone off on one, which with a flaming sword worries us just as much as the rest of the enemies.
The Mountain has broken the rules. Can we survive it and still win? Will Garrick become legitimate? How much will we win for the bets…
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Garrick Snow, and the Mountain.
The Music continues to be the White Noise Labs Game of Thrones Metal Cover.
Lord Leigh and the band of merry misfits he has gathered about himself now have to try and survive the attentions of Oberleutman Von Stahd. A prospect that may prove to be more difficult than they first imagined.
First step find out where he is hiding. Second step find out how that helps them!
Of course before then, they would need to work out what the “Hammy Man” is doing watching their house.
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It is the day of the Grand Tourney, the house has its plans in order despite the minor curve ball thrown by the melee being EVERYONE on the field at once.
Which means everyone will face the Mountain together.
Will the Mountain kill everyone, will the Grimwood plans bear the fruit they expect or will it all go horribly wrong. Can Garrick actually do what he said he would, and take the Mountains attention so no one else has to die horribly. Did anyone from the family remember to put a bet on? Who will Garrick wink at? Will Thoros be sober enough to fight?
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Garrick Snow, and the Mountain. Winking, Varren attacking Mountain-ettes, Loras Tyrel, and the words “Smash him in the face”
The Music continues to be the White Noise Labs Game of Thrones Metal Cover.
We have decided not to play Descent any more as it’s so balanced it annoys us all equally! So instead for the 50th Episode we play Kobolds Ate My Baby! Anal Dave, Beep, and Naked Jon go forth from the caves to try and get food to keep King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG) from eating them.
Obviously being Kobolds they are not well suited to this task. Will they survive the attack of Big Black Cocks, Witches, Runaway Carts, Horny Necromancers, and Leg Humping Terriers?
No. No they won’t. But at least it will be funny listening to them try.
Will they steal the Baby? Will I get so drunk I forget how to roleplay? Will Bloodied ever get the mental images out of his head? Can Archive really Wrassle anything? Will Hardwick beat the Demon Cock to death? Find out in this episode!
In case you haven’t realised, this one is marked as Super Explicit. This is because it is SUUUPER EXPLICIT. If you listen to this you should likely wash your ears out with soap afterwards.
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This Podcast is Super-Explicit. Contains Drunkeness, The Angry Red God Vor, Anal Dave, Eating Babies, Wrassling, Killer Chickens, the devouring of a big black cock, the sound a Kobold makes when it gets hit by a truck, and naked necromancers. Oh and because it’s tradition, Archive. Oh and we were REALLY drunk!
We FINALLY get everyone back together to play Unhallowed Metropolis and finally get the answer to “will they all make it out alive”. The farcical fight where everyone was blind now over Doctor Quist, Lottie, and Corinne finally spot Lord Leigh and Samson. Together with Lady Charcharagan and her maids, Chelmsford, the Boot Boy and the Maid they try and affect their escape from the manor house. Where has Doctor Falstaffe gotten to, did he spot Lottie, and what is Lady Charcharagan actually here for? Download the File
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This Podcast is Explicit, Contains Lottie, Inadvertant Police action, zombies, violence, murder, and hideous limb damage.
Due to Scary Ghost Tactics I do not suggest listening to this while you drive your car!
In the Finale of the Kuro campaign the Characters now find themselves directly threatened by the angry ghost of Miyuki Sanso, apart from Chiyo who seemingly doesn’t do Pop-Culture references.
With one of the Four Otaku in hand can they keep him safe and alive from the ghost, knowing as they do that if she kills him, then she will be free to start on everyone else who has wronged her.
Currently they are trapped in one of the Otaku’s apartments, safe, so long as the salt barriers hold out.
Surely there’s nothing that could go wrong with that plan.
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This Podcast is Explicit. Contains Horror, Murder, Swearing, Archive, an Evil Ghost, terrible Japanese accents and Bloodied’s utterly terrible rolling. We really do mean it about listening in the car.
This despite what we say at the beginning this is actually episode 12 (at least we think it is anyhow).
What can I say, keeping count is difficult! In this episode House Grimwood continues with its plans to nobble the competition of the Grand Melee, and seemingly avoid any part of the actual plot…
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This Podcast is Explicit and contains Archive, Garrick Snow, Sexual Themes, posionings, prostitutes, Thoros of Myr, and King Robert.
The Music continues to be the White Noise Labs Game of Thrones Metal Cover.
Having made a splash at the Opening of the Tourney, The house Grimwood proceeds to the Kings Banquet for an evening of enjoyment and a little bit of Clegane baiting (very very carefully). But why is the representative of House Dannet drinking so heavily? Is he going to do something rash?
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This Podcast is Explicit, contains Garrick and Archive, Thoros of Myr, Excessive Northerness and a party.
Please note that we were still trying to sort out the Microphones, so the sound is a bit… variable.
Having confirmed our Hedge knight Bryan Telson as the fifth member of our Grand Melee, and drunk Thoros of Myr under the table (and under a tent) Allyria Hill begins to make a plan involving Braavosi Whiskey and poisoning the Mountain.
Oh and Garrick makes one hell of an entrance at the start of the Tournament.
Will our plans come together, will Garrick be made legitimate, whatever will happen at the kings banquet? Only time will tell!
The Music continues to be White Noise Labs Heavy Metal cover of the Game of Thrones Theme.
This Podcast is Explicit, contains adult themes, Garrick Snow, Archive, Swearing, brothels, Thoros of Myr. Oh and the sentence “By the way, Poison-o-clock!”
I reached level 15, grabbed my class quest, and then forgot to finish it before heading into my first Dungeon Satasha.
Which is where I made two very bad mistakes.
The first was that I used the Duty Finder to get into the dungeon. Normally the duty finder is an excellent tool to get groups for dungeons that you need to get done, because it will slap together a group for you across all the servers from all the people willing to do that dungeon, or even high levels doing their low level roulettes and so on, who will be level synced down. This is fine, and nine times out of ten you will get a good group. That last bit was the one that sadly didn’t happen for me for my first run into the dungeons.
We return to the ghost haunted streets of Shin-Edo following Detectives Tanaki and Kurasawa, and their Occultist “friend” Liger Usagi, who is only slightly dodgy. This Episode they are also joined by Chiyo Matsuki who is an overclocker, a computer hacker from the back streets who fiddles with all sorts of technology, but mostly reprograms androids to upgrade their abilities, well Androids and Pop corn machines.
In this episode they continue their investigations into the Death of Yun Odo in Sto-Vo-Korr, while their Sergeant may think that the culprit was obviously a Homicidal Lolita with a silenced shotgun, the team are leaning heavily towards a more supernatural explanation.
However before they can do that they must first examine a cursed computer game, because that is obviously a major plot point and not something the GM threw out on the fly at all…
Players… siiiighhhh
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This Podcast is Explicit, contains horror, murder, swearing, Archive, and amongst other things ghosts.
The Cult get their hands on the Fragged Empire Alpha rules and take them for a spin, a spin in which a combat team is sent into Whisperecho base to retrieve some data from a group of long dead Corporate scientists, who were trying to build a weapon to help their masters the Archons win the Xion War.
The war was lost, but the base went silent long before the end. What happened there, and will the Player Character survive it?
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